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sonichu 11/10/23 8:11:47 AM #1:	The child is too dark to be yours, Charlie Brown <cite>sonichu posted [p:977136809] in The Condom... [t:80616396]...</cite> <quote>The child is too dark to be yours, Charlie Brown</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 11/10/23 8:12:11 AM #2:	It's terminal, Charlie Brown <cite>MrResetti posted [p:977136817] in The Condom... [t:80616396]...</cite> <quote>It's terminal, Charlie Brown</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 11/10/23 8:23:34 AM #3:	She was too drunk to consent, Charlie Brown. --- Currently playing: Stardew Valley (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:977136939] in The Condom... [t:80616396]...</cite> <quote>She was too drunk to consent, Charlie Brown. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 11/10/23 8:25:50 AM #4:	Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future, Charlie Brown. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:977136964] in The Condom... [t:80616396]...</cite> <quote>Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future, Charlie Brown. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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