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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 10:52:02 AM #1: |
You wake up to find it in the corner of the room with a bow around it and a tag that says "For my knight in shining armor. - Merry Christmas "
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/3/AAZiH8AADRo7.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FolkenRawr 11/14/23 10:53:24 AM #2: |
Tf do you mean what would I do? I'm putting that shit on.
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hereforemnant 11/14/23 10:54:13 AM #3: |
FolkenRawr posted...
Tf do you mean what would I do? I'm putting that shit on.Immediately going to whole foods to scare people --- 3DS Friend Code: FC: 0318-7199-1150 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LincolnDuncan 11/14/23 10:54:25 AM #4: |
she becomes my fianc
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Zwijn 11/14/23 11:13:29 AM #5: |
Id ask her to put it on, see how the fuck she likes that shit. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 11/14/23 11:13:55 AM #6: |
I would suddenly realise that the Christmas present I got her isn't good enough.
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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 11:14:16 AM #7: |
Zwijn posted...
Id ask her to put it on, see how the fuck she likes that shit.Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 11/14/23 11:15:29 AM #8: |
Well now I know she's going to love the chainmail bikini.
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Zwijn 11/14/23 11:15:43 AM #9: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Unless you're the same size, it won't fit herWe are exactly the same size. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BearlyWilling 11/14/23 11:17:45 AM #10: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?Praise the sun! --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 11/14/23 11:18:34 AM #11: |
Its gonna be a long knight you know what Im saying
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itachi15243 11/14/23 11:18:42 AM #12: |
The only way this could be better is if she got herself some sexy bikini armor
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AldousIsDead 11/14/23 11:21:46 AM #13: |
"Helmet on or off?"
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The_Popo 11/14/23 11:30:54 AM #14: |
I steal a horse and go conquer Nova Scotia
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MarthGoomba 11/14/23 11:33:39 AM #15: |
i don't want to be the knight, i want to be the damsel in distress
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UnfairRepresent 11/14/23 11:37:33 AM #16: |
MarthGoomba posted...
i don't want to be the knight, i want to be the damsel in distressAshley managed both --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 11/14/23 11:39:32 AM #17: |
hereforemnant posted...
By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/16/23 7:56:49 PM #18: |
Revelation34 posted...
By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are?wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rotterdammerung 11/16/23 7:58:06 PM #19: |
Revelation34 posted...
By your leave doth thou wot where the eggs are?hwat! --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OriginalPlain2 11/16/23 8:09:53 PM #20: |
I put that on and watch a knights tale
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Revelation34 11/18/23 4:56:58 AM #21: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Wat. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_Arbron 11/18/23 4:59:22 AM #22: |
When I said wed need protection this isnt what I had in mind.
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UnfairRepresent 11/18/23 10:02:39 AM #23: |
Revelation34 posted...
Wat.I don't get it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Euripides 11/18/23 10:03:16 AM #24: |
ME: "How am I going to explain this to my wife?"
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Giacomo_Hawkins 11/18/23 10:04:48 AM #25: |
Okay, I'll take the hint. We're going to more LARPs.
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Jiek_Fafn 11/18/23 10:09:58 AM #26: |
I bang my gf in front of him while he watches
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DementedDurian 11/18/23 10:25:19 AM #27: |
That's such a cool gift. I'd be happy despite the fact I wouldn't be able to fit in it with my paunch.
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Shotgunnova 11/18/23 10:26:05 AM #28: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Unless you're the same size, it won't fit her'tis but a stretch --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 11/18/23 10:38:23 AM #29: |
she best be able to afford that shit
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UnfairRepresent 11/21/23 6:38:01 AM #30: |
Alteres posted...
she best be able to afford that shitMaybe she looted it from a defeated foe --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 11/21/23 6:39:14 AM #31: |
try it out
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Lokison 11/21/23 6:50:38 AM #32: |
Yell at her. She's supposed to buy a car with all the money I'm giving her. That suit of armor isn't going to get kids to the doctors. Unless.. she expects me to rob a bank in a full suit of armor?
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MrResetti 11/21/23 6:53:04 AM #33: |
I'd ruin Christmas ... Copied to Clipboard!
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