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ArsGoetia
02/06/24 8:43:47 PM
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cage match
ANH vader
batman beyond bruce
both are greased up and naked
force powers dont exist in this universe
batman slammed 2 4 lokos b4 the fight and his judgment is impaired
joe rogan is commentating
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DrizztLink
02/06/24 8:45:17 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
ANH vader

ArsGoetia posted...
both are greased up and naked

ArsGoetia posted...
force powers dont exist in this universe
So it's Batman fighting a dying quadruple amputee burn victim?

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NightRender
02/06/24 8:45:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7e8178c1.jpg

He always wins.

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ArsGoetia
02/06/24 8:46:00 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
So it's Batman fighting a dying quadruple amputee burn victim?

yes but hes had 2 4 lokos
have you ever had 2 4 lokos
im betting on vader
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pokeweeb30
02/06/24 8:51:05 PM
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This is like Batman vs Stephen Hawking.

How is this even a question?

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DrizztLink
02/06/24 8:52:31 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
yes but hes had 2 4 lokos
have you ever had 2 4 lokos
im betting on vader
Yes, and 2 4 Loko Batman is more likely to be the cause of dying quadruple amputee burn victims.

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IHeartRadiation
02/06/24 8:52:40 PM
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Vader would just die without Batman's intervention.

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ArkhamOrigins
02/06/24 8:53:29 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
batman slammed 2 4 lokos b4 the fight

That's game. Batman.

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ArsGoetia
02/06/24 9:02:00 PM
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look at all these bullshitters
drink 2 4 lokos then come post ITT tuff guys
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ProfessorKukui
02/06/24 9:05:30 PM
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Batman beats on the mentally handicapped & poor nighlty, why would he stop at a qud-amputee burn victim

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ArsGoetia
02/06/24 9:34:45 PM
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i mean like
i dont think anyone here knows what its like to be a torso that looks like grilled cheese
but you are also underestimating the impairment that is 48 oz of 28 proof malt liquor
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MarshMellow
02/06/24 9:38:11 PM
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I'm pretty sure even I could beat a naked greased up torso and I've never been Batman.
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DrizztLink
02/06/24 9:39:22 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
but you are also underestimating the impairment that is 48 oz of 28 proof malt liquor
You say this like there wasn't a time in my life where I would call that "dinner."

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ArsGoetia
02/06/24 9:39:49 PM
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MarshMellow posted...
I'm pretty sure even I could beat a naked greased up torso and I've never been Batman.

have you ever fought a torso after drinking 3 fluid pounds of malt liquor
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ArsGoetia
02/06/24 9:40:21 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
You say this like there wasn't a time in my life where I would call that "dinner."

and how many torsos did u defeat in that time
im thinking 0

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R_Jackal
02/06/24 9:49:19 PM
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Batman loses because ain't no way he's surviving that PR nightmare.
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synth_real
02/06/24 9:52:00 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
have you ever fought a torso after drinking 3 fluid pounds of malt liquor
Why yes I have, as a matter of fact.

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DrizztLink
02/06/24 10:00:29 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
have you ever fought a torso after drinking 3 fluid pounds of malt liquor
Man, I'd get into it with Bob the Body on the weekly.

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