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https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1756093490495185196

Pretty fucking nuts.

That went exactly how I thought it would lol.

Too many people think fighting outnumbered would be like Bruce Lee / Ip man, or worse, modern video game logic ala one enemy at a time while the others idle in the background waiting for their turn.

Nah, you're going to get blitzed and wrecked.

Stupid shit like that makes it hard to take MMA seriously.

C-zom posted...

That went exactly how I thought it would lol.

Too many people think fighting outnumbered would be like Bruce Lee / Ip man, or worse, modern video game logic ala one enemy at a time while the others idle in the background waiting for their turn.

Nah, you're going to get blitzed and wrecked.

https://twitter.com/pelunaton/status/1756094725000470886

He actually did better than expected tbh

C-zom posted...

That went exactly how I thought it would lol.

Too many people think fighting outnumbered would be like Bruce Lee / Ip man, or worse, modern video game logic ala one enemy at a time while the others idle in the background waiting for their turn.

Nah, you're going to get blitzed and wrecked.

but he literally won

The one guy seemed to be a weight class above the others, and (obviously) considerably more skilled. Makes me wonder if an average joe can take on a classroom of five year olds.

C-zom posted...

That went exactly how I thought it would lol.

Too many people think fighting outnumbered would be like Bruce Lee / Ip man, or worse, modern video game logic ala one enemy at a time while the others idle in the background waiting for their turn.

Nah, you're going to get blitzed and wrecked.

...Did you watch the whole thing? He took them all out. Made each one of them tap. Well, two of them. The first guy was out cold so he couldn't tap out. The one guy beat the three. So that goes precisely against everything you just said.

VideoboysaysCube posted...

Makes me wonder if an average joe can take on a classroom of five year olds.

They're literal 5 year olds. Lack of size/weight/strength/intellect aside they'd be sobbing from a single hit. >_>

Bandit_Keith posted...

...Did you watch the whole thing? He took them all out. Made each one of them tap. Well, two of them. The first guy was out cold so he couldn't tap out. The one guy beat the three. So that goes precisely against everything you just said.

But it wasn't an easy fight, he had to survive multiple rounds, and he isn't getting out of that multi-round match w/o getting significantly battered.

SecretBase posted...

They're literal 5 year olds. Lack of size/weight/strength/intellect aside they'd be sobbing from a single hit. >_>

A Classroom of 15 y/o's.

One Big Man vs 30+ 15 y/o's.

Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...

But it wasn't an easy fight, he had to survive multiple rounds, and he isn't getting out of that multi-round match w/o getting significantly battered.

I literally never said it was an "easy" fight. That guy I quoted said the fight went exactly how he thought it would, with the 3 guys blitzing and wrecking the 1 guy. They did not. He wrecked them.

Bandit_Keith posted...

I literally never said it was an "easy" fight. That guy I quoted said the fight went exactly how he thought it would, with the 3 guys blitzing and wrecking the 1 guy. They did not. He wrecked them.

But alot of that has to do with round stoppages and him picking them off one by one.

Imagine you were losing when it was 3v1 then you it was just down to you 1v1, I would've just walked out the octagon lmao

Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...

But alot of that has to do with round stoppages and him picking them off one by one.

...Your comments kind of aren't exactly germane mine, so I don't know why you are quoting me to comment about things I'm not talking about. Again, I responded to someone specifically about their comment, and made no other claims whatsoever. That person didn't appear to have watched a video in which something happened opposite of what their claim was.

VideoboysaysCube posted...

The one guy seemed to be a weight class above the others, and (obviously) considerably more skilled. Makes me wonder if an average joe can take on a classroom of five year olds.

I'm an average guy and I occasionally play fight with a 5 year old. I could literally kill that child with one punch, its terrifying. A classroom would take minutes.

Damn I wonder how a 130 pound leopard (their avg weight apparently) would fare against the bigger guy

Cuz I don't think a leopard could win against 3 people

Ratchetrockon posted...

Damn I wonder how a 130 pound leopard (their avg weight apparently) would fare against the bigger guy

Cuz I don't think a leopard could win against 3 people

The leopard isn't going to follow MMA rules.

ai123 posted...

Stupid shit like that makes it hard to take MMA seriously.

This is hardly a normal MMA thing, what you're saying is the equivalent of not taking high art seriously because this one person painted with feces.

Bandit_Keith posted...

The leopard isn't going to follow MMA rules.

Ohhhh i forgot about those

Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...

and him picking them off one by one.

...How else does one win a fight against multiple people? Your post amounts to "He only won the fight by following the rules of the fight and beating them one by one!"

SecretBase posted...

They're literal 5 year olds. Lack of size/weight/strength/intellect aside they'd be sobbing from a single hit. >_>

Ok, tough guy. We'll turn them into 12 year olds!

Guide posted...

This is hardly a normal MMA thing, what you're saying is the equivalent of not taking high art seriously because this one person painted with feces.

If you're talking about Chris Ofili, that is high art. Picasso used his daughter's shit in a painting.

I started to question at the 2:30 mark if this was legit. Its 2v1 the bigger guy has someone in a choke and is completely ignoring one of the fighters and the ignored fighter stands there watching for a few moments, doing nothing and then he starts punching the bigger guy in the ribs (my guess is maybe he wanted to go for the head, but due to his position, it woulda been a rabbit punch, which is illegal?).

Dont get me wrong, I do believe this is legit, but that one part made me momentarily question it. It just was such a weird moment of the match.

Dude was like oh shit when he was the last one standing. Then proceeds to get man handled because tiny

ai123 posted...

Stupid shit like that makes it hard to take MMA seriously.

I can't even take mma seriously without the stupid shit.

Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...

A Classroom of 15 y/o's.

One Big Man vs 30+ 15 y/o's.

I doubt it. Several people in my year group were over six foot and well on their way to becoming beasts by that point. They might not have the full muscle mass they will when theyre adults, but three or four like that are going to wipe the floor with just about any adult who isnt either a giant or well-trained.

Glob posted...

I doubt it. Several people in my year group were over six foot and well on their way to becoming beasts by that point. They might not have the full muscle mass they will when theyre adults, but three or four like that are going to wipe the floor with just about any adult who isnt either a giant or well-trained.

If the teacher is a well trained 7' 3" 'Nigerian Giant' Omos from the WWE?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2508ab0e.jpg
416 lb Nigerian Giant vs (30+ 15 y/o's)

I was hoping he'd knock the last guy the fuck out after choking out the first two, but what a legend! Taking those shots while choking out the first guys, damn.

How many flyweights would it take to beat Francis Ngannou?

The_Popo posted...

I started to question at the 2:30 mark if this was legit. Its 2v1 the bigger guy has someone in a choke and is completely ignoring one of the fighters and the ignored fighter stands there watching for a few moments, doing nothing and then he starts punching the bigger guy in the ribs (my guess is maybe he wanted to go for the head, but due to his position, it woulda been a rabbit punch, which is illegal?).

This was my thought too

Also a lot of strikes from the 3 guys seemed really really weak.

Maybe they just suck at fighting but it legit looked like they were holding back repeatedly. The whole thing felt scripted like a WWE match

Even in the ending where the dude let go of the hold just to reapply it. That felt so choreographed.

I smell shennigans. I expect there was a lot of bets on this match