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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/11/24 12:45:09 PM
#1:


Only registered users, only 1 vote per IP.

For obvious reasons.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/11/24 12:45:47 PM
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So, apparently em dashes don't show up in polls.

The more you know.

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a-c-a-b
02/11/24 12:47:29 PM
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I don't think I've ever even seen a bidet before let alone use one.

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Zero_Destroyer
02/11/24 12:48:00 PM
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i use a bidoof

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SuperExcitebike
02/11/24 12:49:11 PM
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Yep. Public pooping is a nightmare now

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C_Pain
02/11/24 12:50:28 PM
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I got a bidet a few years ago and I still can't believe I lived life without it, thinking everything was perfectly fine. The classic poop on your hand argument is so sound, and yet I lived most of my life accepting paper as the only tool, and having an itchy ass. Now, whenever I have to use a non-bidet toilet at work or otherwise outside the home, it's a miserable experience.

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AloneIBreak
02/11/24 12:53:40 PM
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Just picked one up for black Friday. It moves around my toilet seat a little so I have to either adjust it before I sit down or move my ass a little bit when I turn it on but I like it and feel dirty when I have to shit someplace that doesn't have one.

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SuperExcitebike
02/11/24 1:38:22 PM
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Y'all ever accidentally turn the bidet on a little too soon after the flush when the water pressure is extremely low? Then it HITS and it literally launches you above the seat

Gotta be patient with a bidet

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NightRender
02/11/24 1:41:29 PM
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I have no idea where these alleged em dashes were supposed to go.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/11/24 1:56:56 PM
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NightRender posted...
I have no idea where these alleged em dashes were supposed to go.

bidon't
bideh
bidyay

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Ooooooranges
02/11/24 1:59:26 PM
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Yes got two ones with a heated seat and heated water.

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