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MangaBroski
02/11/24 12:48:12 PM
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Trump is spraying like the fire department and its being aired live. You can save one one of these which hasnt already been hit without being hit yourself.

1.Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, you know who she is.
2.A fire elemental. This is a genuine magical creature. You and everyone will get to find what the magic of the world is like.
3.A Persian cat and pitbull are best friends, with the cat usually standing atop the pitbulls back. If you try and take only one, the one you take will attack you with the intent to kill and will seek to hunt you until it succeeds or dies. Despite being two animals, you can easily carry both at once.
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Tyranthraxus
02/11/24 12:48:48 PM
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It's too early for these topics

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Turducken
02/11/24 12:49:49 PM
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So I could save more than one if I do take the hit for them?

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Freddie_Mercury
02/11/24 12:51:21 PM
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Are you certain you want to hide this topic?

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MangaBroski
02/11/24 12:51:42 PM
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Turducken posted
So I could save more than one if I do take the hit for them?

You can attempt to, but there is no guarantee the second or third choices for saving wont also get hit with you.
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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/11/24 12:53:58 PM
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Swift and the animals will be fine physically, and Swift will just have more song material. A fire elemental might suffer actual harm.

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VeesMcGees
02/11/24 12:55:16 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Swift and the animals will be fine physically, and Swift will just have more song material. A fire elemental might suffer actual harm.
Every Swfitie will vote against Trump. She'd be a martyr for American democracy.
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Crimson_Corsair
02/11/24 12:55:19 PM
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Taylor Swift Golden Shower??

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c4b395f8.jpg

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Aristoph
02/11/24 12:57:41 PM
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So the only one that would actually get hurt and the only one who can literally unlock magic for humanity is the Fire Elemental? And people are still picking the dog and the billionaire?

Humanity was a mistake. God should just Alt+F4 and start from scratch.

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uwnim
02/11/24 12:59:22 PM
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The fire elemental. Easy choice.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/11/24 1:00:05 PM
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Aristoph posted...
So the only one that would actually get hurt and the only one who can literally unlock magic for humanity is the Fire Elemental? And people are still picking the dog and the billionaire?

Humanity was a mistake. God should just Alt+F4 and start from scratch.

It's a dog and a cat.

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willythemailboy
02/11/24 1:00:42 PM
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Aristoph posted...
So the only one that would actually get hurt and the only one who can literally unlock magic for humanity is the Fire Elemental? And people are still picking the dog and the billionaire?

Humanity was a mistake. God should just Alt+F4 and start from scratch.
You're discounting the possibility that Trump could burn his wang trying to shower the Fire Elemental.

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Enclave
02/11/24 1:01:35 PM
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I want to be a Wizard, fire elemental.

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Aristoph
02/11/24 1:05:01 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
It's a dog and a cat.

Oh come on, we both know nobody's picking that option for the cat. Any cat lover knows that the cat would take care of itself. Only the dog is stupid enough to sit there and probably drink it.

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Aristoph
02/11/24 1:05:36 PM
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willythemailboy posted...
You're discounting the possibility that Trump could burn his wang trying to shower the Fire Elemental.

It's too small, it'll be protected by his fat rolls.

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Ricemills
02/11/24 1:05:46 PM
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Crimson_Corsair posted...
Taylor Swift Golden Shower??

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c4b395f8.jpg

Not her, Trump's

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/11/24 1:16:34 PM
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Aristoph posted...
Oh come on, we both know nobody's picking that option for the cat. Any cat lover knows that the cat would take care of itself. Only the dog is stupid enough to sit there and probably drink it.

If this be the cost of magic. . .

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f0a0ea12.jpg

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Ricemills
02/11/24 1:22:33 PM
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Persian cat is an abuse like pugs

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