Current Events > No, I'm not the first king of controversy but I am the worst thing since Elvis

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Presley
To use rap music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge

Tight pants and lipstick

Shes riding on a razors edge

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the sixth gin you're gon' probably crawl
And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf
And my prediction is you're gon' probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinnin', you're beginnin' to think women
Are swimmin' in pink linen again in the sink, then in
A couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished