Current Events > I'm my teens 0 girls liked me, in my 20s only unhinged girls liked me

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In my 30s only single mothers like me

hey I guess its a step up

What happens at 40

SauI_Goodman posted...

What happens at 40

Grandmas gon love him

Sounds to me like you and about 80% of all men in the US, have been slacking your whole life.
Also, correction -- you mean:
I'm my teens 0 girls that I liked back liked me, in my 20s only unhinged girls liked me, In my 30s only single mothers like me

If you relax your own standards a bit, then perhaps you'll actually find a decent girl that likes you back.

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SauI_Goodman posted...

What happens at 40

He becomes a great sage. Then goblins and ogres like him. To be fair, they are much cuter looking than normal goblins and ogres.

well, at least i like you.

I wasn't very popular with the ladies back in High School.

Then suddenly I'm a server outside my small town bubble barely a year after graduating and an engaged beautiful lady starts flirting with me and I have no fucking clue what's happening.

lydiaquayle posted...

Sounds to me like you and about 80% of all men in the US, have been slacking your whole life.

What metrics do you base this "slacking" on?

No one has ever liked me

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those single mothers were the unhinged girls in the past

sonichu posted...

In my 30s only single mothers like me

hey I guess its a step up

The final countdown.

I have mostly only attracted unhinged girls. It's been an exciting life. You never know if that afternoon couch nap is going to be interrupted by some passionate horny trying to grab you by the dick and be their fuck boy or by being stabbed in the head with a shoe because she's mad about something you said three months ago. It's a dice roll. Kind of like a weird d&d campaign.

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Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me

If actual hoes, then you look like a farmer. That is why they want you to grab their handles and swing them around.

If Metaphorical, it means you are old now. But look better than a stereotypical image of some old grandpa farmer type.

Old people generally (at least in the past) have more money than young people.

Me and you are one and the same.

WingsOfGood posted...

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those single mothers were the unhinged girls in the past

Holy shit.

I know I often say that no one's ever liked me, but there have been a few times that it may have happened.

As a kid there was a girl I liked and thought she liked me. I was 12 and she was my first and only kiss. But then she went to stay with her grandparents for a few months and returned pregnant and dating an older guy. iirc he was 16. That weirded me out really badly, so I kind of avoided her. So idk if she ever did like me.

As a teen I was shunned by pretty much everyone. There was a girl that I liked, and I think she may have liked me back. But about the time that I was trying to figure out exactly how to ask her out, she told me that she was moving away in a few weeks. Then she just didn't come back. Again, idk if she liked me or not.

There was a poster on here once that took a liking to me as well. We talked a lot in private, it didn't exactly go great. I do have trust issues, especially when it comes to people claiming to like me. So I wanted to get to know this person really well, but they seemed to want to commit straight away. So I was wishy washy, and unsure, couldn't get the thought out of my head that I was being cat fished. Especially with their reluctance to share even a basic picture of themselves. All I got was a link to their deviantart where the profile was an eyeball. Things deteriorated from there and they became angry at me over small things. Before eventually it all blew up. I feel really bad about it all so I never really bring it up much. Especially because I feel like an asshole over it... But it did happen... I think that was my early 30's.

I just turned 40 and other than those, it's all been gay guys. Which I don't mind, and it's a confidence booster, but I had to turn them all down too.

Incredible posted...

Grandmas gon love him

can confirm.