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Spurner
02/19/24 11:17:21 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4c7876b9.jpg
I dont even remember why, but it was awful, and I shuddered as soon as I came across it last night. Worse than E.T.
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masterpug53
02/19/24 11:20:17 AM
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This game was so amazing that they successfully trademarked the very planet we all live on.

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Mistere_Man
02/19/24 11:21:19 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWltQ9UN5vE&pp=ygUQYXRhcmkgc3dvcmRxdWVzdA%3D%3D


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Spurner
02/19/24 11:22:48 AM
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Oooh, Ill watch the vid tonight. Gracias.
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Kamil
02/19/24 11:28:46 AM
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That Nerd episode is really good. Air World never even came out!!!!!

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/19/24 11:34:42 AM
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It's a bad one, for sure. My vote goes to Journey Escape, though.

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Kamil
02/19/24 11:38:53 AM
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It never came out officially hehe then by Atari I have to finish watching this on my TV.

As for worst game. Worm World 2 seemed awful. It's obvious not the usual choices.

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Lazy_Haar
02/19/24 11:40:20 AM
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If that's the game I think it is, my grandparents had a copy of it and I could never figure out how to complete it because they didn't have the comic that was supposed to give you clues on what to do. I remember being trapped in a neverending cycle of minigames.

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LeoRavus
02/19/24 11:40:26 AM
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Outside of classic arcade games, most 2600 games were garbage. It's the only reason why kids still played outside in the 80s

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Kamil
02/19/24 11:42:58 AM
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I tried to play Indiana Jones on the 2600 and with one controller and no manual! No wonder I couldn't figure it out. Videogames back in the day were ruff arf arf arf.

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LeoRavus
02/19/24 11:44:05 AM
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I remember Pitfall being infuriating. MF clearly landed on the vine but still fell in the water. Over and over. And that was one of their AAA games.

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Spurner
02/19/24 11:44:29 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Outside of classic arcade games, most 2600 games were garbage. It's the only reason why kids still played outside in the 80s

Ok, I laughed at that last line. Seriously, though, I played the hell out of Adventure. Great game. They werent all trash.
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CassandraCroft
02/19/24 11:47:13 AM
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These two games would like to say hello:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPpgt0s70U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmrQkQsM9FU

I am one of the clowns that owned BOTH games.

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Kamil
02/19/24 11:49:05 AM
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Going back to the video as the Nerd said "a lot of people had a lot of creativity and time on thier hands back in 1982."

I like the Atari but no way was I gonna bother with these games.

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MorbidEngel
02/19/24 11:49:28 AM
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I'd say Golf is one of the worst 2600 games I've played, and yes I'd say Pac-Man is, despite being trash, way more functional than Golf is.

In Golf, it feels like the golf ball is actively fighting you the whole game.

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Kamil
02/19/24 11:52:47 AM
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MorbidEngel posted...
In Golf, it feels like the golf ball is actively fighting you the whole game.

I do like how you swing your club like a nunchuk in that game. It just does not look right.

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/19/24 12:00:09 PM
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Going the other direction, my personal favorite was Demon Attack
https://youtu.be/bXdwjHW9hE8?si=rooayJ7_CXDOYz7O

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Kamil
02/19/24 12:05:27 PM
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Looks good Villian. Megamania was under rated. It was just a upright shooter too. I am not sure if it came after Galaxian. Probably.

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TendoDRM
02/19/24 12:06:42 PM
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ET was as bad as they say. Even when I was a kid, before I learned about the game's controversy, I knew it was terrible.

I loved Slot Racers, though, and Midnight Magic pinball.

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Kamil
02/19/24 12:09:18 PM
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I appreciate how fast ET was made and mostly functioned the one guy (Warshaw) tried to make it ambitious too. It's such a dumb game. I don't think ET is the worst just needlessly ambitious and rushed by the force of Atari. Also with the movie tie in the the videogame crash it certainly got a spotlight.

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RaptorLC
02/19/24 12:10:25 PM
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Activision had a couple gems on the system, most notably Megamania. On the other hand, I couldn't stand Pitfall.

Haunted House, Adventure, Yars' Revenge, and Astroblast also took up a fair share of my gaming time in the dark era before I got a NES.

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Kamil
02/19/24 12:13:52 PM
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Activision had River Raid too. That game was sick! A lady programmed it! Sorry I forgot her name.

I also just mentioned Megamania heh.

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Lazy_Haar
02/19/24 12:14:42 PM
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Kamil posted...
I appreciate how fast ET was made and mostly functioned the one guy (Warshaw) tried to make it ambitious too. It's such a dumb game. I don't think ET is the worst just needlessly ambitious and rushed by the force of Atari. Also with the movie tie in the the videogame crash it certainly got a spotlight.


ET was another game my grandparents had and I remember being able to beat it without much trouble, with the only frustration for me being that it was far too easy to immediately fall back into a hole after getting out of it. Having the manual and knowing what to do probably helped a little, though. If you ask me, it definitely wasn't the worst game on the system, at least.

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CassandraCroft
02/19/24 12:35:05 PM
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RaptorLC posted...
Activision had a couple gems on the system, most notably Megamania. On the other hand, I couldn't stand Pitfall.

Haunted House, Adventure, Yars' Revenge, and Astroblast also took up a fair share of my gaming time in the dark era before I got a NES.

My favourite Activision games were Plaque Attack, Freeway, Keystone Kapers and Pitfall 1 & 2.

I also had Yars' Revenge.

The games that took all my time were Space Invaders, Asteroids, Ms Pac-Man, Jr Pac-Man, Donkey Kong and Mario Bros.

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Hayame_Zero
02/19/24 12:38:02 PM
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ET is bad, but its infamy is mostly due to the handling of development and the state of the US game industry at the time. There are 2600 games that are just as bad, but just being bad wasn't the game's only reason for being considered one of the worst.

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Spurner
02/19/24 10:45:26 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWltQ9UN5vE&pp=ygUQYXRhcmkgc3dvcmRxdWVzdA%3D%3D

Well, goddamn. No wonder I had no clue what was going on. I vaguely remember having the accompanying comic book, but Im pretty sure I wasnt searching it for clue words or submitting them for a contest.
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bigtiggie23
02/19/24 10:48:22 PM
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Kamil posted...
Looks good Villian. Megamania was under rated. It was just a upright shooter too. I am not sure if it came after Galaxian. Probably.
Megamania was great. I consider myself having finished the game because if you play long enough to max out the score the game stops.

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Kamil
02/19/24 10:49:29 PM
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I had an cassette tape of the story of Super Breakout! Yes there actually was a story I'll just reiterate what the Nerd said.

"People had a lot of creativity and free time in 1982." I sadly no longer have the cassette tape and book. Not sure why I had that because I don't remember anything since 1988 or so.

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Antiyonder
02/19/24 10:50:59 PM
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Well for better or worse, I have all three editions on the Nintendo DS and Android compilation.

At any rate, the comics which came with each game (Was reprinted by Dynamite Entertainment last decade) were better reads than the games were in terms of playability.

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Kamil
02/19/24 10:53:56 PM
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Someone find the ghost of Tramiel and get that sweet sword for all the needs or nerds. Megamania kicks ass though are so many weirdly intriguing and awful games on the The Atari! I don't feel like pulling out my collection but I have some decent ones I can't remember.

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Robot2600
02/19/24 11:34:20 PM
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ET is great yall just dont know how to read the manual

i agree swordquest is fucking dogshit

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Fenriswolf
02/20/24 12:09:20 AM
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Apparently the Video Chess game doesn't even function. It's single player only and the AI would take hours to calculate a move, only for it to cheat.

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Antiyonder
02/20/24 12:12:55 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
ET is great yall just dont know how to read the manual

You're not wrong. Mario pretty much advocates that advice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSqSOZYD-k

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CassandraCroft
02/20/24 12:15:27 AM
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I wish I could post Custers Revenge which is often called the worst Atari game.

Another bad Atari game is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNIjVFS3jY4
That is Star Fox.

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Kamil
02/20/24 12:18:00 AM
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Fenriswolf posted...
Apparently the Video Chess game doesn't even function. It's single player only and the AI would take hours to calculate a move, only for it to cheat.

I believe that. I had that, and put it on the highest difficulty and the computer would never make a move. I suck at chess, I know how to play but getting a stalemate isn't so bad I guess.

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WilliamPorygon
02/20/24 12:44:29 AM
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I'll put in my vote for Tax Avoiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33A33bEzFs&t=20s

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Shinnokxz
02/20/24 12:48:43 AM
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Most of 2600 games are pretty awful
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action52
02/20/24 1:08:16 AM
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CassandraCroft posted...
I wish I could post Custers Revenge which is often called the worst Atari game.
This is the worst by far. Not only is the gameplay terrible, it's also horribly racist and sexist.

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KFHEWUI
02/20/24 12:07:21 PM
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Coconuts looks nice but the gameplay is bleh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44PruNCl-pA

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GuerrillaSoldier
02/20/24 12:12:34 PM
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every game was so difficult. i remember always playing Superman because it was cool that he could fly but i would carry around bridge pieces or whatever and i'd just be so confused as to what i'm supposed to do.


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TyVulpine
02/20/24 12:30:42 PM
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Shinnokxz posted...
Most of 2600 games are pretty awful
This, and I'm old enough to have played it back in the early 1980s.

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WilliamPorygon
02/20/24 2:03:48 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
ET is great yall just dont know how to read the manual
My position is that the game is godawful if you don't know the rules but merely lousy if you do. Besides the collision detection for the pits being way too finicky, I find games 1 and 2 damn near impossible because the FBI agent and scientist constantly show up seemingly at random and grabbing you with no warning when changing screens and interfering with calling/boarding the ship (should you actually make it that far somehow), whereas without those guys game 3 is too easy and boring and you could just go on forever with no challenge.

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McMarbles
02/20/24 2:15:26 PM
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Spurner posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4c7876b9.jpg
I dont even remember why, but it was awful, and I shuddered as soon as I came across it last night. Worse than E.T.
I had this. Never could figure out exactly what I was supposed to do. I'd just mess around and sometimes a couple of numbers would pop up. There were a bunch of items that you supposedly had to pick up one one screen and leave on another but there was never any hint as to which, and I did figure out some of them did things, but others didn't, and it was all a big mess.

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Spurner
02/20/24 2:29:36 PM
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McMarbles posted...
I had this. Never could figure out exactly what I was supposed to do. I'd just mess around and sometimes a couple of numbers would pop up. There were a bunch of items that you supposedly had to pick up one one screen and leave on another but there was never any hint as to which, and I did figure out some of them did things, but others didn't, and it was all a big mess.

Watching the video from post 3 gave me clarity on all this. Most of the game I cant remember, but those screen transitionsgod damn
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KFHEWUI
02/20/24 5:15:50 PM
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Double Dragon

Game looks fantastic but geez the game is a pain...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDQ-iK31JLQ

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Robot2600
02/20/24 6:34:25 PM
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double dragon is completely unplayable

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Fenriswolf
02/20/24 6:51:31 PM
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action52 posted...
This is the worst by far. Not only is the gameplay terrible, it's also horribly racist and sexist.

TBH most early NES games didn't age well either. Outside of SMB, games like Clu Clu Land, Urban Champion, Wrecking Crew etc are really boring to play nowadays.

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vycebrand2
02/20/24 7:06:56 PM
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Spurner posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4c7876b9.jpg
I dont even remember why, but it was awful, and I shuddered as soon as I came across it last night. Worse than E.T.
Delete your account.

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