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VeesMcGees
02/21/24 8:43:11 PM
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But you smell like ass. People will openly talk about how nasty you smell. You just got bad genes to be stinky, and even if you bathe thoroughly, you'll be stinky again within an hour.
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Turbam
02/21/24 8:43:52 PM
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Nice

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MarcoRubio
02/21/24 8:43:54 PM
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Pass, I like smelling good

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Dungeater
02/21/24 8:44:11 PM
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fuck

idk. my smell is one of my most attractive features. not only am i shallow, i also wouldnt want to do that to my partner

wow this hurts but i have to turn this down

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Tyranthraxus
02/21/24 8:44:29 PM
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lmfao who gives a shit about how I smell when I make 500 million a year

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bnui_ransder
02/21/24 8:45:55 PM
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I could help a lot of people while locked away with that money, sure

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ellis123
02/21/24 8:46:27 PM
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Unless its source is something like my body going through necrosis that would be a super easy "yes."

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archizzy
02/21/24 8:46:44 PM
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Ill take it as long as I cant smell myself. I could retire and move to my dream spot in Montana on a large ranch. Without having to work I wouldnt hardly ever need to interact with anyone.

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LeoRavus
02/21/24 8:47:57 PM
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Yeah, I'd have a special airtight suit made when I had to be around people to lock the funk in

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Shotgunnova
02/21/24 8:49:08 PM
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I'll just wear a hazmat suit. Simple!

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thronedfire2
02/21/24 8:50:55 PM
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500k a year and I don't even have to shower anymore?

easy deal

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archizzy
02/21/24 8:51:52 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
500k a year and I don't even have to shower anymore?

easy deal

Read again. Thats 500 million.

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thronedfire2
02/21/24 8:52:29 PM
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archizzy posted...
Read again. Thats 500 million.

oh

I would conquer worlds with my stench

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FlyEaglesFly24
02/21/24 8:55:10 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
500k a year and I don't even have to shower anymore?

easy deal

Math is hard

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Mistere_Man
02/21/24 8:56:50 PM
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Money and nothing changes? Awesome!

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TheOtherMike
02/21/24 8:59:25 PM
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https://youtu.be/LW0s9if4_3Y?si=ppkwcov0zc5ZI0t-

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Enclave
02/21/24 9:05:55 PM
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I'd take the money, I'd feel bad for my wife and kid but the future it would ensure for my kid would be more than worth it.

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thronedfire2
02/21/24 9:07:42 PM
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FlyEaglesFly24 posted...
Math is hard

that was reading, not math.

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willythemailboy
02/21/24 9:45:53 PM
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Can the stench be canned and weaponized? If so, even more income!

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