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02/25/24 6:02:25 PM
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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 6:28:56 PM
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Like low skill but worse than that actually. Like I'll accidentally burn down a McDonald's if I try flipping burgers because I'm that terrible at it.

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ironman2009
02/25/24 6:29:54 PM
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You sound like the perfect McDonald's employee

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archizzy
02/25/24 6:30:19 PM
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Parking garage attendant/Toll booth operator.

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Dakimakura
02/25/24 6:30:47 PM
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NBA referee


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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 6:31:02 PM
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ironman2009 posted...
You sound like the perfect McDonald's employee
Much like women don't wanna sleep with me, McDonald's don't wanna hire me.

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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 6:31:33 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
NBA referee
I don't know sports so I can't tell if this is a joke

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Waxitron_Gazer
02/25/24 6:33:18 PM
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barista

there's nothing you can really catastrophically fuck up, by accident or on purpose.

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Joelypoely
02/25/24 6:34:18 PM
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Clown

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DarthAragorn
02/25/24 6:35:33 PM
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CEO

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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 6:36:21 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
barista

there's nothing you can really catastrophically fuck up, by accident or on purpose.
I dunno, coffee can get pretty hot.

Joelypoely posted...
Clown
Surprisingly I might be good at this job. Though my face is smiling, I'm crying inside.

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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 6:37:27 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
CEO
People like to say this but I'm aware enough of the world to know it's not true. I'm definitely evil enough for it but it's an impossible dream.

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Waxitron_Gazer
02/25/24 7:26:52 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I dunno, coffee can get pretty hot.
that's not on you unless you personally spill it on someone.

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Wandering__Hero
02/25/24 7:29:52 PM
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Politician, bank manager and police, based on my observations

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Irony
02/25/24 7:30:18 PM
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Fertilizer

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TimeForAction
02/25/24 7:30:37 PM
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Work at a circle k. Its all self scan now and the employee just stands behind the counter and doesnt even look up from her phone
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Damn_Underscore
02/25/24 7:31:19 PM
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Joelypoely posted...
Clown

Nah this is wrong. You have to be entertaining with only your body language and you have to make balloon animals and stuff

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RetuenOfDevsman
02/25/24 7:33:33 PM
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Service industry. Contractor, repairman, mechanic, etc.

People rag on food service folks but at least I don't leave McDonald's hungrier than when I got there.
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tankboy
02/25/24 7:33:40 PM
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Medical test subject.
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ForsakenHermit
02/25/24 7:36:35 PM
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Reality TV critic.

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andel
02/25/24 7:40:18 PM
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the most soul crushing job i ever had was working in a directv call center as technical support. they would basically hire/train anyone but the turnover was really high because it's brutal trying to talk old/incompetent people through basic instructions and getting basically no downtime aside from a couple 15 min breaks and an hour lunch in a 9 hour shift

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ellis123
02/25/24 7:43:58 PM
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Republican.

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Irony
02/25/24 7:44:27 PM
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Priest

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Irony
02/25/24 7:45:24 PM
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Homeless person was my next answer

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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 7:46:45 PM
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Irony posted...
Homeless person was my next answer
Sometimes my mind moves faster than my mind.

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Chadawah
02/25/24 7:47:18 PM
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Restaurant mascot who hands out flyers.

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Damn_Underscore
02/25/24 7:48:13 PM
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Irony posted...
Priest

You have to go to years of schooling for this (seminary), it's basically getting a Masters Degree

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Irony
02/25/24 7:48:39 PM
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Just start your own religion

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ForsakenHermit
02/25/24 7:49:12 PM
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Irony posted...
Priest
I don't think any job that requires a weekly sermon to be written can be thought of as a negative skill occupation.

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Irony
02/25/24 7:49:59 PM
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Writing isn't a skill

Writing good is a skill

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super_felicia
02/25/24 7:50:10 PM
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video editor for (british) tv shows ive never done it but its literally just panning footage, text animations and simple transitions and assumedly cropping the best bits out of 5 hours of footage into 1 hour im assuming itd be boring but it takes little skill after you get used to it i assume. i specified british cos there the ones ive seen (the auctioning show i have in mind) and its just got text boxes and transitions and thats it the main hurdle is getting hired

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ellis123
02/25/24 7:51:08 PM
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Irony posted...
Writing isn't a skill

Writing good is a skill
Tell that to a medieval peasant.

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Tyranthraxus
02/25/24 7:51:10 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't know sports so I can't tell if this is a joke
Neither do NBA referees so it's ok

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Irony
02/25/24 7:52:05 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Tell that to a medieval peasant.
Bathing isn't a skill either

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ClayGuida
02/25/24 7:53:30 PM
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Janitorial. I did that for 6 months and mutually agreed to leave because it took me like 15 minutes to do my job and they said I worked too fast.

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Tyranthraxus
02/25/24 7:55:16 PM
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Irony posted...
Writing isn't a skill

Writing good is a skill

*Ahem*

Writing well is a skill.

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Irony
02/25/24 7:56:06 PM
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Shutting the fuck up is a skill

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ellis123
02/25/24 7:56:08 PM
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Irony posted...
Bathing isn't a skill either
That tracks as peasants did that. Just not often.

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Irony
02/25/24 7:56:46 PM
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Being a peasant isn't a skill but it does circle around to being fertilizer as a skill

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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 8:14:07 PM
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You guys keep saying that word. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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Irony
02/25/24 8:14:42 PM
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I know what a circle is

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ellis123
02/25/24 8:15:05 PM
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Irony posted...
I know what a circle is
Prove it.

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Irony
02/25/24 8:18:28 PM
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Circle
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7f00764f.png
Not circle
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/67bd34d3.jpg

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BloodMoon7
02/25/24 8:20:43 PM
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They're the same picture

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ellis123
02/25/24 8:21:12 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
They're the same picture
^

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Irony
02/25/24 8:21:12 PM
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Shit up Pam

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boomgetchopped3
02/25/24 8:23:37 PM
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Theres apps. You can work on the apps

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