Current Events > Randomly thinking back on the time my sex ed class supposedly tried to poison us

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Hayame_Zero
02/26/24 7:33:25 PM
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Sophomore year in 2001. After giving the statistic saying 1 in 5 people have an STD, they pulled 5 kids from the group up and gave them chocolate. But it didn't have a wrapper, and they didn't tell anyone what kind it was, and had the opportunity to give it up. One or two gave it up, and the others ate theirs, thinking it was going to be spicy or taste bad.

The instructor then told everyone that one of them was a laxative.

I say "supposedly" because I didn't hear about anyone actually shitting themselves uncontrollably later. Most of the students thought it was funny, but looking back on it, that would pretty much be a felony.

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R1masher
02/26/24 7:35:54 PM
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I didnt know a laxative was poisonous, gee whiz

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Gobstoppers12
02/26/24 8:02:27 PM
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That doesn't sound real.

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SpiritSephiroth
02/26/24 8:03:29 PM
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This reminds me of the movie The Confession >_>

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Naysaspace
02/26/24 8:04:10 PM
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Not a felony (why do people say that? For more "umph" to their outrage?) but definitely a civil suit waiting to happen for sure

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TimeForAction
02/26/24 8:04:23 PM
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Well the lesson is that some forms of sex can result in a loose bowel the next day
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ablegator
02/26/24 8:04:39 PM
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Did you die?

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Hayame_Zero
02/26/24 8:09:58 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
That doesn't sound real.
Surprisingly, it did happen. The guy they got to do the seminar wasn't with the faculty, he was some 20-something with a local nonprofit who tried really hard to be funny and hip with sex jokes.

We never heard of anything that came from it. I remember hanging out with my friends several years later talking talking about it and surprised there wasn't a suit filed of some kind.

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Powdered_Toast
02/26/24 8:15:45 PM
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It was probably all just chocolate and he was trying to scare you.

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DrizztLink
02/26/24 8:17:03 PM
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R1masher posted...
I didnt know a laxative was poisonous, gee whiz
Intentionally dosing someone with a laxative without their knowledge is considered a poisoning, yeah.

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thronedfire2
02/26/24 8:18:24 PM
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idk, this is probably a better teaching method than abstinence only

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Gobstoppers12
02/26/24 8:38:34 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
Surprisingly, it did happen.
No, I mean it doesn't sound like there was really a laxative. Would serve as a good example though.

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