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Crimsoness
03/05/24 12:51:18 PM
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That animal appears in the room you're in. It's pissed off, specifically at you.

Do you survive?

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 12:52:25 PM
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Human

I have a metal bat at hand so probably.

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R1masher
03/05/24 12:53:41 PM
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Rabbit, we eating good

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Wandering__Hero
03/05/24 12:54:10 PM
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Pomeranian.

Since I'm not a mail package i'll probably survive

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j9iYaCphfFs

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Turbam
03/05/24 12:54:22 PM
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Human
I'm taking a huge shit right now, so they are at a disadvantage

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Umbreon
03/05/24 12:54:46 PM
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Tiger

I'm dead AF

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Ratchetrockon
03/05/24 12:55:09 PM
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Cheetah

Prob wouldn't survive since my body is not built for combat

I can't even outrun it omfg

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Puelto295
03/05/24 12:55:19 PM
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Mute swan. I'll survive but it won't be a easy time and probably will avoid all parks/lakes going forward.

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 12:55:46 PM
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Turbam posted...
Human
I'm taking a huge shit right now, so they are at a disadvantage

That just means they have you surrounded!

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UnsteadyOwl
03/05/24 12:56:08 PM
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A common housecat. It could probably get some scratches in on me but I'd be fine.

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KainWind
03/05/24 12:56:24 PM
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I suddenly have a hole in my ceiling

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Cocytus
03/05/24 12:57:11 PM
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It's a puppy

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Steffenfield
03/05/24 12:58:08 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
That animal appears in the room you're in. It's pissed off, specifically at you.

Do you survive?
Fun little fact.

Did you know the average time spent for any animal to pee is 21 seconds?

It's called the 21-Second Rule that Governs Mammal Micturition.

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VeesMcGees
03/05/24 12:59:00 PM
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I easily survive, but the animal probably won't.
I thought of a manatee. It'd be too big to get out of my room, if I could get the people to help move it. I also don't know where the manatee could quickly be taken too.
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CassandraCroft
03/05/24 1:00:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e2093f14.jpg
Goliath Birdeater. Yes I am safe!

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rivers
03/05/24 1:03:43 PM
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I thought of a jellyfish. I'll be OK as long as I know where it is.

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Kamil
03/05/24 1:05:05 PM
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Are Giraffes violent?

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 1:06:26 PM
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Kamil posted...
Are Giraffes violent?

The drool a lot, and I mean a lot like three feet long drool.

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SydnieStarlight
03/05/24 1:07:07 PM
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Why did I have to think of a skunk.

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Ratchetrockon
03/05/24 1:08:14 PM
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Kamil posted...
Are Giraffes violent?

They will protect their babies. They can kill a lion with a kick to the head

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Nemu
03/05/24 1:11:37 PM
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I think an elephant would be very much stuck in place without the ability to reach me.
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SaikyoStyle
03/05/24 1:14:29 PM
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Red Panda
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/25c02e76.jpg
Pretty sure I could take em.

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JMPzero
03/05/24 1:14:58 PM
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Frog so yes lmao

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PokemonExpert44
03/05/24 1:17:02 PM
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Dragon ftw

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Very_Snappy
03/05/24 1:23:32 PM
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Ibex. Im probably a goner. I dont think theyre particularly violent but theyre big and tough.

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xlr_big-coop
03/05/24 1:26:22 PM
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A parakeet. I already have one. Yes I have survived his screeching, nibbling and pooping

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CassandraCroft
03/05/24 1:49:54 PM
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rivers posted...
I thought of a jellyfish. I'll be OK as long as I know where it is.

What species of Jellyfish?

If it is Chironex Fleckeri a species of Box Jellyfish then you are fucked! With Chironex Fleckeri if you get stung enough you can be dead in as little as 2 to 4 minutes. It has some of the most potent venom in the animal kingdom.

Or you had better hope it is not the Irukandji Jellyfish! The Irukandji is a teeny tiny Jellyfish that is no bigger than your thumbnail but its venom packs a freaking punch. It causes what is called Irukandji syndrome and the effects can last hours to weeks! It leaves you in excruciating pain that not even the maximum dosage of Morphine can help you with. It has even been known to kill people!

So you had better hope you get a safe species of Jellyfish.

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RoosterGold
03/05/24 2:24:18 PM
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Crocodile so probably not

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Umbreon
03/05/24 2:40:26 PM
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CassandraCroft posted...
What species of Jellyfish?

If it is Chironex Fleckeri a species of Box Jellyfish then you are fucked! With Chironex Fleckeri if you get stung enough you can be dead in as little as 2 to 4 minutes. It has some of the most potent venom in the animal kingdom.

Or you had better hope it is not the Irukandji Jellyfish! The Irukandji is a teeny tiny Jellyfish that is no bigger than your thumbnail but its venom packs a freaking punch. It causes what is called Irukandji syndrome and the effects can last hours to weeks! It leaves you in excruciating pain that not even the maximum dosage of Morphine can help you with. It has even been known to kill people!

So you had better hope you get a safe species of Jellyfish.


With the Irukandji, you'll be begging for death.

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bfslick50
03/05/24 3:03:59 PM
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Blue Heeler... I'll win but will need stitches

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thronedfire2
03/05/24 3:04:52 PM
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Cat

i guess it depends on the size of cat

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03/05/24 6:03:39 PM
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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 6:20:03 PM
#34:


RoosterGold posted...
Crocodile so probably not

If running isnt an option avoid the mouth obviously, and tail whipping, throw a pillow or cushion into its mouth, or cover its head/eyes with a blanket if possible. Then try to get on its back if possible and see if you can either hold its mouth closed (they have weak opening muscles) a rubber band can hold it closed even, and/or flip it on its back if possible as it will pass out if I remember correctly.


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DrizztLink
03/05/24 6:21:08 PM
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Duck billed platypus.

I'll probably win the fight but I'm not exactly gonna feel good about it.

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 6:22:26 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Duck billed platypus.

I'll probably win the fight but I'm not exactly gonna feel good about it.

Avoid the barbs on the back legs if it has them.

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Nukazie
03/05/24 6:22:38 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87d6d48a.jpg

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Shotgunnova
03/05/24 6:23:13 PM
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Penguin

Back to the fridge, Pen-Pen!

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 6:23:31 PM
#39:


Nukazie posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/87d6d48a.jpg

Thank goodness it wasnt a crab battle!

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__starsnostars
03/05/24 6:32:46 PM
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No.

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 6:32:56 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU&pp=ygUbc3RvcCBzdG9wIGhlJ3MgYWxyZWFkeSBkZWFk

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Irony
03/05/24 6:34:38 PM
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Rob Schneider

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KogaSteelfang
03/05/24 6:35:29 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Duck billed platypus.

I'll probably win the fight but I'm not exactly gonna feel good about it.
That's what I chose too. I think I'd be ok.

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itachi15243
03/05/24 6:35:51 PM
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Wolf?

Nope.

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Mistere_Man
03/05/24 6:36:10 PM
#47:


Irony posted...
Rob Schneider

Hide your in heat goats. God that scene.

I apologize for posting so much, I am extremely bored.

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CSCA33
03/05/24 6:53:44 PM
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Something like the mirror creature from Annihilation

idk, probs not

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bsp77
03/05/24 6:54:32 PM
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Goat. Yeah, I'll be fine

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