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The_Wheelman1 03/06/24 11:44:30 AM #1:	Everything is great about her but has no control over her bowels when she is doing the deed with you. Deal breaker or no? --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:979218333] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Everything is great about her but has no control over her bowels when she is doing the deed with you.Deal breaker or no? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jupiter 03/06/24 11:46:05 AM #3:	inb4sotheperfectgirl So, the perfect girl --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:979218345] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>inb4sotheperfectgirlSo, the perfect girl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Block_that_Kick 03/06/24 11:47:55 AM #4:	I would say she is not the perfect girl if she does that. --- The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. <cite>Block_that_Kick posted [p:979218371] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>I would say she is not the perfect girl if she does that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 03/06/24 11:49:50 AM #5:	Call me Aquaman --- #b#reathe out <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:979218393] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Call me Aquaman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alfred_ashford 03/06/24 11:51:57 AM #6:	How is she the perfect girl then???? I dont understand these situations. Perfect means perfect, no caveats. --- Jackie Chan is the nicest guy but everyone wants to mess with him - Pablo Francisco <cite>alfred_ashford posted [p:979218429] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>How is she the perfect girl then???? I dont understand these situations. Perfect means perfect, no caveats. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jupiter 03/06/24 11:53:14 AM #7:	alfred_ashford posted... How is she the perfect girl then???? I dont understand these situations. Perfect means perfect, no caveats. Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?" --- Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Jupiter posted [p:979218442] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>alfred_ashford posted... </cite><quote>How is she the perfect girl then???? I dont understand these situations. Perfect means perfect, no caveats.</quote>Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 03/06/24 11:53:44 AM #8:	Hell no, my bed is a sacred place. Hell I don't want that on any surface in my house other than a toilet. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:979218451] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Hell no, my bed is a sacred place. Hell I don't want that on any surface in my house other than a toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 03/06/24 11:55:16 AM #9:	where is the problem?? --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979218476] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>where is the problem?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 03/06/24 12:05:13 PM #10:	insert scooby doo meme here --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:979218615] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>insert scooby doo meme here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 03/06/24 12:06:28 PM #11:	Extra large buttplug. Problem solved. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:979218642] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Extra large buttplug. Problem solved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LoveLikeJazz 03/06/24 12:07:40 PM #12:	Butt plug lmao sexy AND functional! --- PSN: LoveLikeJazz https://soundcloud.com/pacuta <cite>LoveLikeJazz posted [p:979218656] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Butt plug lmao sexy AND functional! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fire_Emblem_ 03/06/24 12:08:28 PM #13:	Is this a serious topic? Lol --- Ike is the best Fire Emblem character! Formerly known as master_m11 <cite>Fire_Emblem_ posted [p:979218667] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Is this a serious topic? Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 03/06/24 12:09:43 PM #14:	Jupiter posted... Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?" CE has such an oddly high concentration of people who dont understand this. --- Yes, it is against the terms of service. Do not use the boards to set up orgies. -Alucard188 <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:979218688] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Jupiter posted... </cite><quote>Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?"</quote>CE has such an oddly high concentration of people who dont understand this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterEdge1 03/06/24 12:13:23 PM #15:	I cant find any way to directly attach the gif I want to use so here is the link. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b63cec29-e440-43e3-93cb-141195a41da6 Tracy Jordan: But I think I know somebody that can help you with your sex-poop problem. <cite>MasterEdge1 posted [p:979218742] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>I cant find any way to directly attach the gif I want to use so here is the link.https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b63cec29-e440-43e3-93cb-141195a41da6Tracy Jordan: But I think I know somebody that can help you with your sex-poop problem.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alfred_ashford 03/06/24 12:34:20 PM #16:	Jupiter posted... Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?" Ig but the wording is weird. Again, perfect to me means perfect. So if there is a "but" then she aint perfect. "9/10 girl but" seems better imo. I also have a weird aversion to these weird scenarios or the "would rather" where both options are just shitty. --- Jackie Chan is the nicest guy but everyone wants to mess with him - Pablo Francisco <cite>alfred_ashford posted [p:979219140] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Jupiter posted... </cite><quote>Is it so hard to understand it as "she would be perfect if not for this caveat?"</quote>Ig but the wording is weird. Again, perfect to me means perfect. So if there is a "but" then she aint perfect. "9/10 girl but" seems better imo. I also have a weird aversion to these weird scenarios or the "would rather" where both options are just shitty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 03/06/24 12:34:39 PM #17:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/175f06c1.jpg --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:979219147] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/175f06c1.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Japanties 03/06/24 12:36:54 PM #18:	"Babe, you've gotta remember to shit and enema before sex. This can't keep happening, we're spending a fortune in bed sheets." <cite>Japanties posted [p:979219201] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>"Babe, you've gotta remember to shit and enema before sex. This can't keep happening, we're spending a fortune in bed sheets."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/06/24 12:37:25 PM #19:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b8925c8b.jpg --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:979219210] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b8925c8b.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/06/24 12:37:43 PM #20:	Me when she finally hops off: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b501c298.jpg --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979219215] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Me when she finally hops off:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b501c298.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inTaCtfuL 03/06/24 12:48:28 PM #21:	alfred_ashford posted... Ig but the wording is weird. Again, perfect to me means perfect. So if there is a "but" then she aint perfect. "9/10 girl but" seems better imo. I also have a weird aversion to these weird scenarios or the "would rather" where both options are just shitty. You say that "9/10 girl but" seems better but what if the "but" makes her a 10 or a 0 then? You'll be back to the same argument "if there's a "but" then she ain't a 9/10. If I ever make this type of topic I usually say "The otherwise perfect girl but...." and even then that wouldn't work but what if the "but" still makes them perfect for that person? Regardless there's no perfect way to word these topics, there's going to be something that we can nitpick. --- i7-3970X Extreme ~ Asus Rampage IV Extreme ~ 32 GB DDR3-2133 ~ 10 TB 7200RPM ~ 500 GB SSD ~ 690 x2 ~ 1200 W PSU Gold ~ <cite>inTaCtfuL posted [p:979219414] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>alfred_ashford posted... </cite><quote>Ig but the wording is weird. Again, perfect to me means perfect. So if there is a "but" then she aint perfect. "9/10 girl but" seems better imo. I also have a weird aversion to these weird scenarios or the "would rather" where both options are just shitty.</quote>You say that "9/10 girl but" seems better but what if the "but" makes her a 10 or a 0 then? You'll be back to the same argument "if there's a "but" then she ain't a 9/10. If I ever make this type of topic I usually say "The otherwise perfect girl but...." and even then that wouldn't work but what if the "but" still makes them perfect for that person? Regardless there's no perfect way to word these topics, there's going to be something that we can nitpick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 03/06/24 12:51:21 PM #22:	Girls don't poop --- Chief Keef > your favorite rapper <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:979219478] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Girls don't poop </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link_of_time 03/06/24 12:51:49 PM #23:	So basically C.Viper <cite>Link_of_time posted [p:979219492] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>So basically C.Viper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimson_Corsair 03/06/24 12:53:42 PM #24:	So we bang on the toilet. --- My head's not torn off, my sunglasses aren't broken. Amen, hallelujah, peanut butter. <cite>Crimson_Corsair posted [p:979219527] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>So we bang on the toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 03/06/24 12:54:08 PM #25:	Turbam posted... Me when she finally hops off: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b501c298.jpg imagine having muddy meat --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:979219534] in The perfec... [t:80714255]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Me when she finally hops off:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b501c298.jpg</quote>imagine having muddy meat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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