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RevivedPacifist
03/07/24 8:09:14 PM
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Well!?

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Kai_Laguna
03/07/24 8:11:28 PM
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By going to sleep.
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specialkid8
03/07/24 8:11:45 PM
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But I am

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GATTJT
03/07/24 8:12:00 PM
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With my balls out

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JTilly
03/07/24 8:12:04 PM
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Distraction by watching some boring steamer

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SpawnShadow
03/07/24 8:14:33 PM
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Bold of you to assume anyone my age is ever going to be able to retire, no matter how much they save, unless they were born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
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Irony
03/07/24 8:15:18 PM
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I plan on dying decades before I can retire

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archizzy
03/07/24 8:16:20 PM
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I'm saving and sleeping quite nicely. Money isn't an issue for me. The only thing keeping me working and not retiring early is my excellent free insurance through my employer.

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Torgo
03/07/24 8:17:25 PM
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Hey.

You or I could get hit by a truck tomorrow and that's it.

Probably won't, but you could.

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Nukazie
03/07/24 8:18:30 PM
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who says i'm retiring?!

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KainWind
03/07/24 8:19:15 PM
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I sleep well thanks for asking

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Mistere_Man
03/07/24 8:19:56 PM
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Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.

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__aCEr__
03/07/24 8:20:18 PM
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On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

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sabin017
03/07/24 8:20:35 PM
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I like putting money in only to watch the markets fall 2% the next day. Always happens.

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TendoDRM
03/07/24 8:21:00 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
But I am


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xGhostchantx
03/07/24 8:21:31 PM
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the joke is thinking anyone born after the 80s is gonna retire

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modena
03/07/24 8:23:08 PM
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I could get by right now with the average social security check if I needed too. I have like 4 bills including utilities.

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bsp77
03/07/24 8:24:09 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Bold of you to assume anyone my age is ever going to be able to retire, no matter how much they save, unless they were born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
Well, that's just not true. For instance, my wife is a dental hygienist, which is a 2 year trade school where you only previously need an Associates. That is like almost $100k a year, and with a proper 401k, things will be fine. And that isn't even a fancy degree.

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a-c-a-b
03/07/24 8:24:27 PM
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Irony posted...
I plan on dying decades before I can retire
I'll drink to that.

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modena
03/07/24 8:24:32 PM
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sabin017 posted...
I like putting money in only to watch the markets fall 2% the next day. Always happens.
I've heard that so much that I feel better buying a scratch off lol.

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Kradek
03/07/24 8:27:33 PM
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I'm hoping to die young, so...

Mistere_Man posted...
Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.

Same, my guy. Same.

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B18Champ
03/07/24 8:32:51 PM
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I probably won't be alive past 2050, so it really doesn't matter

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Citrik
03/07/24 8:33:35 PM
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I'm a government employee so I pay into my own retirement plan. I'm gucci.

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JTilly
03/07/24 8:34:46 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.
Jeez, well I hope you wake up

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MyMainAccount
03/07/24 8:35:25 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
But I am.

This. I have a 401 k and a stick portfolio.

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bsp77
03/07/24 8:35:25 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Simple, I go to sleep hoping I don't wake up.
Nah, man. You seem like a good dude

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Strider102
03/07/24 8:35:38 PM
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I've already saved for retirement.

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thronedfire2
03/07/24 8:37:59 PM
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I'll be dead before retirement so it's not a problem

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Mistere_Man
03/07/24 8:38:52 PM
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JTilly posted...
Jeez, well I hope you wake up

Thank you, so far so good.

bsp77 posted...
Nah, man. You seem like a good dude

Thank you as well.

My post was more a joke, my jokes get dark sometimes.

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theAteam
03/07/24 8:40:13 PM
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i am saving

but also both my wifes parents are doctors. Gonna lean on that inheritance.

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Vokrent
03/07/24 8:42:27 PM
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i sleep pretty fucking solidly for having no future

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ClayGuida
03/07/24 8:43:54 PM
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Knowing the world is going to go to shit before I can retire helps.

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Kradek
03/07/24 8:49:26 PM
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MyMainAccount posted...
This. I have a 401 k and a stick portfolio.

What do you think is a better investment, big or small sticks? I've got a cousin who's doing pretty well with twigs, but I dunno, I've always been particularly fond of the performance for large branches.

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tripleh213
03/07/24 9:07:04 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
But I am


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MyMainAccount
03/07/24 10:17:35 PM
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Kradek posted...
What do you think is a better investment, big or small sticks? I've got a cousin who's doing pretty well with twigs, but I dunno, I've always been particularly fond of the performance for large branches.
lol

Go with the smoking sticks.

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FolkenRawr
03/07/24 10:24:14 PM
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My retirement plan is dying young.

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SamsungGearS2
03/07/24 10:40:56 PM
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In my birthday suit

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TheSuperSilver
03/07/24 10:43:13 PM
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I've got investments, IRAs, saving accounts, CDs, and paying off the mortgage on my house that is also appreciating in value.

I'm doing alright so far.

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Kradek
03/08/24 12:34:40 AM
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MyMainAccount posted...
lol

Go with the smoking sticks.

Ah, of course. I feel foolish for not even considering that, thanks.

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Glob
03/08/24 12:37:53 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
But I am

This. In a couple of months Im buying a house without a mortgage. After that, Ill be able to put away plenty of money each year and if all goes well retire fairly comfortably by the time Im in my mid-forties.
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FL81
03/08/24 12:41:31 AM
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with the comfort of knowing I'll be dead long before then

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Voidgolem
03/08/24 12:47:52 AM
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I have no plans to retire since I thrive on having structure.

but I'm still putting in the maximum match for my office job so hey. If the office job goes away when I'm like 60 I'm set either way

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Dark_Arbron
03/08/24 12:48:26 AM
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As a lot of others have said, Im not worried about the future because I dont have one, and no capacity to build one even if I wanted to. I dont plan to live past 60, and since Im almost 36, Im already 60% of the way.

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inTaCtfuL
03/08/24 12:50:19 AM
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Most people are banking on climate change fucking up everyone shit up by the time they enter retirement age so that it doesn't matter lol

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03/08/24 8:03:54 PM
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sabin017
03/08/24 9:03:28 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Im not worried about the future because I dont have one
A trip to a financial advisor be like:
https://youtu.be/9Jq_ixWphso

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RevivedPacifist
03/10/24 12:49:48 PM
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Bump

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