Current Events > $4,000,000,000 but it rains every day for the rest of you life.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
03/09/24 1:02:57 PM
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No matter where you go it will be raining

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Xatrion
03/09/24 1:03:15 PM
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Sure. Why not?

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Strider102
03/09/24 1:03:43 PM
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So I personally contribute to a Water World future.

Imma pass

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PMarth2002
03/09/24 1:06:16 PM
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Constant non-stop raining? Pretty sure that would cause catastrophic flooding, so no thanks. If that's somehow not an issue, then sure.

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KnightofShikari
03/09/24 1:06:49 PM
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even without the money if you could prove it you could contract your services to various parts of the world. get rid of draught, reverse the encroaching sahara desert, help put out forest fires

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ai123
03/09/24 1:06:50 PM
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I live in the UK.

I am guessing the offer isn't available to me.

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Enclave
03/09/24 1:08:15 PM
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Yeah sure.

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SwayM
03/09/24 1:08:51 PM
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Jokes on you, I love rain.

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Ratchetrockon
03/09/24 1:08:56 PM
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Sure.

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Azn_Psycho
03/09/24 1:20:20 PM
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Sure. So nothing changes except I got money. It is always raining somewhere.

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BLooD_WoLf
03/09/24 1:23:23 PM
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make it a poll so i can vote yes

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R_Jackal
03/09/24 1:24:42 PM
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Sure. I can go fix some water deprived areas of the world as the cherry on top.
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ReiRei89
03/09/24 1:25:28 PM
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I like the rain so it's a pretty easy deal for me.

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ChrisTaka
03/09/24 1:27:18 PM
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Idk if people understand what constant rain entails lol

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Kami_no_Kami
03/09/24 1:28:21 PM
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ai123 posted...
I live near Seattle.

I am guessing the offer isn't available to me.

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Robot2600
03/09/24 1:31:07 PM
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bow to your new god of storms

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Ratchetrockon
03/09/24 1:33:41 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Idk if people understand what constant rain entails lol

would it increase the sea level

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UnfairRepresent
03/09/24 1:33:50 PM
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R_Jackal posted...
Sure. I can go fix some water deprived areas of the world as the cherry on top.


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MorbidFaithless
03/10/24 3:01:54 PM
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How big of a radius?

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Torgo
03/10/24 3:03:12 PM
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As long as the rain is localized... otherwise we're talking some global climate devastation on a scale not seen since the extinction of the Dinosaurs.

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ellis123
03/10/24 3:04:40 PM
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Yes.

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Solar_Crimson
03/10/24 3:05:36 PM
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I'd have to use that money to build an arc.

I'm not getting two of every animal, though.

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Torgo
03/10/24 3:06:16 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
How big of a radius?

Hell, if you are like me and don't really mind rain, you could be a real humanitarian hero and secretly travel to drought afflicted areas with all that money - and as a bonus to you, it gives your mansion a break from the weather.

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ChainsawFerret
03/10/24 3:06:24 PM
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Bow to your new rain god. I'll make sure that as long as I live, there will be far fewer water crises.

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JimmyFraska
03/10/24 3:19:29 PM
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I love rain. But I do have vitamin D deficiency. Still, Ill take it.
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coolpal23
03/10/24 3:20:25 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
I love rain. But I do have vitamin D deficiency. Still, Ill take it.
you do know it can rain while the sun is out

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TimeForAction
03/10/24 3:20:37 PM
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It cant rain all the time
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badjay
03/10/24 3:24:13 PM
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I'd have to know how much the rain entails. ALSO. If it's raining. I don't think you can ever fly dependent on how strong the storm is.

You'd have to know the strength of the rain storm, if it's drizzles or thunderstorming levels. Or if it's just varied on a day by day basis or hour by hour. Drizzle in the morning, torrential downpour by noon etc. These are all important things to know.

I wish I knew more about meteorology, but for example what happens if you took your rain cloud and went through a hurricane. Could you literally split a hurricane in half? Could you stop a tornado from coming by cancelling out the phenomenon with your own phenomenon? There's so much that can be done beyond just solving water problems.

Lol you could rain out sport events by just existing. The military aspects of this is insane if you can always make it rain too. You can cause inclement weather that maybe disrupts some military instruments? But beyond that can create cover for soldiers if they know about it ahead of time. Cause it to rain for an operation in an area that it almost never rains? You can totally fuck over the enemy with something like that.

There's surprisingly a lot of things you could do with this if you knew a lot more.

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stevo6452
03/10/24 3:25:17 PM
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Go travelling around Africa. It would do a huge favour to all the drought aflicted areas, which will make me feel good about myself, plus I'll have 4 billion to enjoy.

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WalkingPlague
03/10/24 3:25:30 PM
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with that money i could create my own artificial weather backdrop and emulate whatever weather i choose.

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MorbidFaithless
03/10/24 3:25:46 PM
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Torgo posted...
Hell, if you are like me and don't really mind rain, you could be a real humanitarian hero and secretly travel to drought afflicted areas with all that money - and as a bonus to you, it gives your mansion a break from the weather.
Yeah, my similar thought as well!

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CassandraCroft
03/10/24 3:40:59 PM
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I live in The United Kingdom where that is an everyday occurrence so easy money for me!

That is if the money is available to me!

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-Unowninator-
03/10/24 3:42:55 PM
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No, it wouldn't be fair to anyone else. Plus it makes Pokemon GO harder.

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Bishop_Hastur
03/11/24 11:09:00 PM
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So I'm Rob McKenna. I'm gonna write a book about the types of rain.

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modena
03/11/24 11:11:35 PM
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My luck the Government would send me to Mars.

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GGuirao13
03/12/24 1:29:45 AM
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How much rain?

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2Pacavelli
03/12/24 1:30:58 AM
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It probably always be raining somewhere in Earth already
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Bass
03/12/24 1:31:52 AM
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Xatrion posted...
Sure. Why not?


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Nirvanas_Nox
03/12/24 1:34:13 AM
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Um hell yeah. With that kind of money I can do so much. Including preventing flooding from the constant influx of rain. I could even go around just giving everyone I came into contact with money without ever having to worry about going broke. I could force ubi for the US.

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KajeI
03/12/24 1:37:23 AM
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Windmill slam.

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Dark_Arbron
03/12/24 1:37:32 AM
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ai123 posted...
I live in the UK.

I am guessing the offer isn't available to me.

Ill take it. I live in Western Australia where rain is only slightly more common than unicorn sightings.

Also,

SwayM posted...
Jokes on you, I love rain.

Im also going to assume this deal somehow avoids the problem of flooding. Maybe the infinitely generated rain drops disappear after they hit the ground, thus preserving conservation of energy (sort of).

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IMNOTRAGED
03/12/24 1:46:52 AM
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I live in Seattle so I'm just about there already.

I love rainy weather but there's such little sun here for half the year. Not that I didn't know that coming in but experiencing it has been something else

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Aloc
03/12/24 1:47:56 AM
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Sure. I can just live in Las Vegas. In a hotel. If the weather gets bad. I can easily just fly away.

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ToadallyAwesome
03/12/24 1:51:06 AM
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That sounds like a deal.

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