Current Events > my penis was way bigger this morning, weird

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SomeGuyUO
03/09/24 10:51:03 PM
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I woke up and then went to the bathroom and that's where I noticed. It wasn't morning wood nor was it erect. It was so weird because it was significantly bigger and heavier. Then it went back down in size the next 5 min.

This ever happen to anyone?
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SkittyOnWailord
03/09/24 10:51:26 PM
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Spider bite.

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ProfessorKukui
03/09/24 10:52:29 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6926b99e.jpg

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Kim_Seong-a
03/09/24 10:52:45 PM
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I'm sorry to tell you this TC, but you've got Werepenis

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MrFingers07
03/09/24 10:53:11 PM
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According to Google you have every disease known to man, and are going to die about a year ago. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

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Jiek_Fafn
03/09/24 10:57:42 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
I'm sorry to tell you this TC, but you've got Werepenis
Came in to say this
I'm sorry, TC but there's no known cure. The only thing they can do is shoot it with a silver bullet to put it down.


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Alles-Losen
03/09/24 10:58:26 PM
#7:


Nerve gas

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/09/24 11:02:33 PM
#8:


That's true, your penis was bigger this morning when I saw it.
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Naysaspace
03/09/24 11:04:02 PM
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lhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2926e78d.jpg

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Zikten
03/09/24 11:15:12 PM
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You say it wasn't morning wood or erect yet that's exactly what you are describing
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