Current Events > On this day 12 years ago, I knocked my now-wife up with our first pair of twins

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K181
03/17/24 1:36:04 PM
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Fuck buddies at a house party and we got horny and banged bareback on the balcony out back while the party was going on inside.

Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone.

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a-c-a-b
03/17/24 1:37:44 PM
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So you have multiple sets of twins?

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K181
03/17/24 1:38:19 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
So you have multiple sets of twins?

Two. Both boy/girl pairs.

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Jupiter
03/17/24 1:40:02 PM
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Was that the first you time you did it bareback with her?

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a-c-a-b
03/17/24 1:41:32 PM
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K181 posted...
Two. Both boy/girl pairs.
That's gotta be pretty unique.

I can't even imagine how low the odds are of having twins twice.

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K181
03/17/24 1:46:26 PM
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Jupiter posted...
Was that the first you time you did it bareback with her?

Yes.

And, oddly enough, the first time we had sex without protection again (during her window of fertility, I mean) after that when we were trying to have another kid a few years later, she got pregnant again. So were apparently super virile. Got snipped not too longer after that, as we agreed four was enough.

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Xatrion
03/17/24 2:42:27 PM
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Grats.

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FolkenRawr
03/17/24 2:43:16 PM
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Lmao good job

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spriga
03/17/24 2:44:13 PM
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One set of twins makes more twins more likely, not less.

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Jiek_Fafn
03/17/24 2:56:33 PM
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This story is romantic af

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K181
03/17/24 2:58:25 PM
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Were thankfully rich, so were good.

2x c-suite earners + her familys loaded, baby.

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K181
03/17/24 3:00:03 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
This story is romantic af

Cmon little Hal and LA, and let me tell you about the time mommy and daddy had a few too many green Jell-O shots and excused ourselves to the balcony where I absolutely railed your why are you crying?

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Foppe
03/17/24 3:01:12 PM
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I bet you would have gotten triplets the third time.

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NoxObscuras
03/17/24 3:11:10 PM
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Foppe posted...
I bet you would have gotten triplets the third time.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ac639aff.jpg

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The_Popo
03/17/24 3:13:37 PM
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From what I can find, 3.1% of pregnancies are twins. So have two pregnancies result in twins would be a 0.0961% chance.

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Hollows
03/17/24 3:19:29 PM
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K181 posted...
Yes.

And, oddly enough, the first time we had sex without protection again (during her window of fertility, I mean) after that when we were trying to have another kid a few years later, she got pregnant again. So were apparently super virile. Got snipped not too longer after that, as we agreed four was enough.
Hah man, same here with conceiving our 2 girls. I wish to hell we hadn't stopped at 2 and had 1 more. Our girls are literally 2 of my 3 favorite people in this world.
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