Current Events > One of the things I hate about living in the south

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Besides the obvious of course, is the ongoing plague of lifted pickup trucks. I swear every other vehicle on the road is a lifted pickup with a Punisher logo and MAGA bumper sticker being driven by some guy who looks like hes trying to impress his stepsister. These guys are fucking everywhere

Oh theyre great. I especially love when Im at a 4-way stop with one of them, and the shit-for-brains behind the wheel thinks that the rule for who goes first is me, because I have a huge truck. So even though Ill go first because I stopped first, they try to go too then look all pissed off at me.

Fuck em.

they drive like absolute shit like 90% of the time too

Those trucks need to all be confiscated and destroyed. Too dangerous to be allowed. That shit kills kids.

Someone cut in front of me with no turn signal and about half a second for me to react. Of course they have a thin blue line sticker.

I hate when they drive half the speed limit at all times because I guess it's cool in hick logic
They take right turns super wide like they're pretending to haul a semi trailer
Then they start a fucking drag race with anyone attempting to pass because of their flaming inferiority complex

99% of them don't even need a big truck. The only thing they ever haul is maybe a new chair or dishwasher or something. And of course they drive like complete assholes, because generally they are assholes in just about every facet of life. Lots of them had their daddies buy their truck for them too. These trucks are just a waste of space, gas, and clean air.

If you aren't driving a lifted F-250 that burns oil and rolls coal, are you even living in the south?

They are usually the ones bitching the most about Biden and gas prices while they work a job where they don't need a giant truck that gets 7 miles per gallon.

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Someone cut in front of me with no turn signal and about half a second for me to react. Of course they have a thin blue line sticker.

Oh yeah I totally forgot about the thin blue line shit

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Someone cut in front of me with no turn signal and about half a second for me to react. Of course they have a thin blue line sticker.

To be fair even people without those do this. It happens way too often imo.

I live in the south and i have yet to see a truck with a punisher logo. There are plenty of Trumpers around here though

seriously? i've seen a ton. especially american flag-themed

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it's gonna be better when we switch to boats

People who dont give turn signals anymore are also morons

I dunno how to break this to you but lifted pickup trucks was definitely among the obvious