Poll of the Day > My thumb hurts from Crash Bandicoot 1 time trials

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DirtBasedSoap 04/02/24 10:12:33 AM #1:	i think i played like 12 hours between Saturday night and last night lol only 6 more relics to go --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979691239] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>i think i played like 12 hours between Saturday night and last night lolonly 6 more relics to go </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985 04/02/24 12:25:24 PM #2:	That series is pure evil --- Official King of PotD You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai <cite>keyblader1985 posted [p:979693287] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>That series is pure evil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/02/24 2:08:03 PM #3:	The High Road gold relic gave me diarrhea --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979694861] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>The High Road gold relic gave me diarrhea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/02/24 2:14:12 PM #4:	keyblader1985 posted... That series is pure evil Crash 4 is straight up sadistic. 2-3 are really easy to platinum. 1 is also a real bitch but not as hard as 4. SilentSeph posted... The High Road gold relic gave me diarrhea the high road and slippery climb are two of the 6 remaining --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979694970] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>keyblader1985 posted... </cite><quote>That series is pure evil</quote>Crash 4 is straight up sadistic. 2-3 are really easy to platinum. 1 is also a real bitch but not as hard as 4.SilentSeph posted... </cite><quote>The High Road gold relic gave me diarrhea</quote>the high road and slippery climb are two of the 6 remaining </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/02/24 4:32:15 PM #5:	Slippery Climb is a pain but I remember its relic time being quite generous (in Crash 1 standards) and pretty much the run where I survived until the end is the one I got the gold relic The High Road is completely miserable. I stayed up for hours raging at that one and my eyes were bloodshot red the next day. I have to keep asking myself why I love this series so much lol --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979697092] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>Slippery Climb is a pain but I remember its relic time being quite generous (in Crash 1 standards) and pretty much the run where I survived until the end is the one I got the gold relic The High Road is completely miserable. I stayed up for hours raging at that one and my eyes were bloodshot red the next day. I have to keep asking myself why I love this series so much lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 04/04/24 5:56:39 AM #6:	@SilentSeph i have one relic remaining and its high road, this level is absolute dog shit and whoever is responsible for the hit detection in this game should be forced to sleep on a bed made of lego for the rest of their lives. what the fuck? They expect me to use this fucking rope to move quicker but i slip off of it 90% of the time. this is legitimately the worst thing ive ever experienced in a video game. --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979723697] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>@SilentSephi have one relic remaining and its high road, this level is absolute dog shit and whoever is responsible for the hit detection in this game should be forced to sleep on a bed made of lego for the rest of their lives. what the fuck? They expect me to use this fucking rope to move quicker but i slip off of it 90% of the time. this is legitimately the worst thing ive ever experienced in a video game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilResident 04/04/24 8:09:23 AM #8:	DirtBasedSoap posted... i think i played like 12 hours between Saturday night and last night lol only 6 more relics to go Which version you playing --- . <cite>EvilResident posted [p:979724732] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>i think i played like 12 hours between Saturday night and last night lolonly 6 more relics to go</quote>Which version you playing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/04/24 9:16:02 AM #9:	DirtBasedSoap posted... @SilentSeph i have one relic remaining and its high road, this level is absolute dog shit and whoever is responsible for the hit detection in this game should be forced to sleep on a bed made of lego for the rest of their lives. what the fuck? They expect me to use this fucking rope to move quicker but i slip off of it 90% of the time. this is legitimately the worst thing ive ever experienced in a video game. Whoever made this level needs to get trampled by those dumbass hogs. It took me longer to get the gold relic here than many of the platinum relics in Crash 4. The ropes are awful and have like a triangle hitbox or whatever, I honestly gave up on them and eventually got the relic without using them much. Maybe once or twice in my victory run. This level gives me ptsd so I try not to remember it much. Good luck though! --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979725482] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>@SilentSephi have one relic remaining and its high road, this level is absolute dog shit and whoever is responsible for the hit detection in this game should be forced to sleep on a bed made of lego for the rest of their lives. what the fuck? They expect me to use this fucking rope to move quicker but i slip off of it 90% of the time. this is legitimately the worst thing ive ever experienced in a video game.</quote>Whoever made this level needs to get trampled by those dumbass hogs. It took me longer to get the gold relic here than many of the platinum relics in Crash 4. The ropes are awful and have like a triangle hitbox or whatever, I honestly gave up on them and eventually got the relic without using them much. Maybe once or twice in my victory run. This level gives me ptsd so I try not to remember it much. Good luck though! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/04/24 1:52:23 PM #10:	im gonna eat so much bacon when i finally finish this. Fuck these hogs --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979729871] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>im gonna eat so much bacon when i finally finish this. Fuck these hogs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/04/24 1:53:00 PM #11:	EvilResident posted... Which version you playing N Sane Trilogy trying to platinum the first game --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979729881] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>EvilResident posted... </cite><quote>Which version you playing</quote>N Sane Trilogytrying to platinum the first game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/04/24 2:47:47 PM #12:	holy fuck i did it and got the platinum relic when i was going for gold. shaking rn i died at minimum 1000 times attempting this --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979730845] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>holy fuck i did it and got the platinum relic when i was going for gold. shaking rni died at minimum 1000 times attempting this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/04/24 4:00:57 PM #13:	Congrats man enjoy your several pounds of bacon and newfound bridge-induced trauma --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979732261] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>Congrats man enjoy your several pounds of bacon and newfound bridge-induced trauma </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/04/24 5:05:59 PM #14:	i just platinumed road to nowhere to assert my dominance --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979733411] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>i just platinumed road to nowhere to assert my dominance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/04/24 8:58:02 PM #15:	I have 16/26 platinums and 10 gold now. im gettin good at this. i will still never 100% crash 4. You are a god @SilentSeph --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979737174] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>I have 16/26 platinums and 10 gold now. im gettin good at this. i will still never 100% crash 4. You are a god @SilentSeph </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/04/24 9:32:25 PM #16:	Nice! Are going for all platinum relics in Crash 1? Crash 4 is truly the finger destroyer. The devs really hate their playerbase for adding triple spin instead of running shoes and requiring platinum relics instead of gold. I got the platinum trophies for 1-3 combined in half the time it took me for 4. Complete insanity --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979737677] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>Nice! Are going for all platinum relics in Crash 1?Crash 4 is truly the finger destroyer. The devs really hate their playerbase for adding triple spin instead of running shoes and requiring platinum relics instead of gold. I got the platinum trophies for 1-3 combined in half the time it took me for 4. Complete insanity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/08/24 12:42:47 AM #17:	I got 20/26 platinums i crash 1 and then got tired of it. going for the CTR platinum now lol --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979797953] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>I got 20/26 platinums i crash 1 and then got tired of it. going for the CTR platinum now lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/08/24 10:02:47 PM #18:	I found CTR to be easier than Crash 1 but good luck with the Dragon Mines time trial --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979812884] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>I found CTR to be easier than Crash 1 but good luck with the Dragon Mines time trial </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/12/24 3:22:01 PM #19:	SilentSeph posted... I found CTR to be easier than Crash 1 but good luck with the Dragon Mines time trial the worst part about this game is the load times --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979874454] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>SilentSeph posted... </cite><quote>I found CTR to be easier than Crash 1 but good luck with the Dragon Mines time trial</quote>the worst part about this game is the load times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/13/24 11:07:04 PM #20:	okay yeah, dragon mines oxide trial is fucking horrible, possibly worse than the high road. i honestly dont know if i can do this --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979896045] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>okay yeah, dragon mines oxide trial is fucking horrible, possibly worse than the high road. i honestly dont know if i can do this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/13/24 11:50:37 PM #21:	The good thing is that it's a pretty short course. But that wooden spiral part is bullshit. And I always get screwed by the minecarts when I tried taking the shortcut --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979896538] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>The good thing is that it's a pretty short course. But that wooden spiral part is bullshit. And I always get screwed by the minecarts when I tried taking the shortcut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/13/24 11:53:16 PM #22:	dude i have no idea how to beat him. Ive actually got the spiral down to the point where i dont fuck it up most of the time, its the fucking mine carts that go across and the wooden beams before that boost pad. i fuck that boost pad up like 90% of the time which completely ruins the run. even the few times i dont fuck that part up, hes a good 5 seconds ahead of me. no idea why they made this one level so stupidly difficult because the rest of them are a very fun challenge. people complain about sewer speedways but that one was relatively easy --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979896564] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>dude i have no idea how to beat him. Ive actually got the spiral down to the point where i dont fuck it up most of the time, its the fucking mine carts that go across and the wooden beams before that boost pad. i fuck that boost pad up like 90% of the time which completely ruins the run. even the few times i dont fuck that part up, hes a good 5 seconds ahead of me. no idea why they made this one level so stupidly difficult because the rest of them are a very fun challenge.people complain about sewer speedways but that one was relatively easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/14/24 12:27:24 AM #23:	Those beams are trash. Wooden structures in Crash games is never a good time. But if you cleared all the others then you'll get this one eventually. It took me a few hours of baby raging before I cleared it Sewer Speedway was a nightmare on release. The ramp leading to the shortcut was kinda bugged and would often not give you enough height to make it. After it was patched, it became very easy --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979897021] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>Those beams are trash. Wooden structures in Crash games is never a good time. But if you cleared all the others then you'll get this one eventually. It took me a few hours of baby raging before I cleared itSewer Speedway was a nightmare on release. The ramp leading to the shortcut was kinda bugged and would often not give you enough height to make it. After it was patched, it became very easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/14/24 2:26:29 AM #24:	oh yeah, thats right. I played this game ver casually at launch and am only jusy coming back to it. Makes sense that lists from 4 years ago have it as the hardest track. The ones with blue flames are so fucking easy to beat. i have said some extremely unsavory things about the developers during this track --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979898241] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>oh yeah, thats right. I played this game ver casually at launch and am onlyjusy coming back to it. Makes sense that lists from 4 years ago have it as the hardest track. The ones with blue flames are so fucking easy to beat.i have said some extremely unsavory things about the developers during this track </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/14/24 7:12:36 AM #25:	DirtBasedSoap posted... i have said some extremely unsavory things about the developers during this track Good. Fuck 'em (and fuck Toys 4 Bob for Crash 4) --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979899686] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>DirtBasedSoap posted... </cite><quote>i have said some extremely unsavory things about the developers during this track</quote>Good. Fuck 'em (and fuck Toys 4 Bob for Crash 4) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/15/24 2:07:09 AM #26:	got the CTR plat --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979912899] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>got the CTR plat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/15/24 5:18:44 AM #27:	Nice! It was only a matter of time. And speaking of time, I think there's still another Crash platformer you've got left to platinum --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979913841] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>Nice! It was only a matter of time. And speaking of time, I think there's still another Crash platformer you've got left to platinum </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/15/24 11:05:23 AM #28:	nah, im good. fuck that. --- im gay <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:979916794] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>nah, im good. fuck that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph 04/15/24 5:21:47 PM #29:	That's what they all say ;) ~~"all" as in me~~ j/k hang on to whatever is left of your sanity instead, the pain isn't worth it --- Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. <cite>SilentSeph posted [p:979925471] in My thumb h... [t:80737045]...</cite> <quote>That's what they all say ;) "all" as in me j/k hang on to whatever is left of your sanity instead, the pain isn't worth it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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