Current Events > WrestleMania 40 night 1 discussion topic *spoilers*

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ironman2009 posted...

is this bout to be an hour long match?

30 minutes of entrances.

Damn, are we back to blading? Or are they popping blood capsules on their heads now?

How was it tonight? I don't really watch wrestling, but Wrestlemania is usually a fun time. My roommate/cousin is a big fan and he's there live! He's going to every event, Smackdown, the Hall of Fame, NXT, Wrestlemania, and Raw on monday

here we go, time to acknowledge dem

Woah-oh!

that undercover security guy next to cody's mom gotta learn some tradecraft.

what the fuck is this robe lol

ironman2009 posted...

what the fuck is this robe lol

This is actually pretty tame for Seth

Is it raining?

lF YA SMELL

wtf the rock has a belt?

That intro was the equivalent of having half an hour of gas pain resulting in the weakest fart imaginable

man, i love dat da rock is back

now for stone cold to come back and fight him again

that lightning cgi is pretty cool.

Damn, rocks entrance was bad ass.

I ran over to the dollar general by my house to get some snacks and nothing hasn't even started in that time.

the roman reigns cgi...not so cool

start the damn match before i piss meself

And then undertaker comes out for no reason and tombstones everyone as the start of his revenge plot for losing his streak to Lesnar

da rock looks jelly

This whole storyline makes no sense. The only reason this tag team match is happening is because the rock wants a match at mania. Nobody else in the match besides the rock has a motive to actually wrestle tonight

Is it this true?

Man the Voice Announcer is bad? Meaning she looks beautiful and sounds better

Roman is the one with the least motive to wrestle out of the four

Cody and Seth kinda have a reason

and Samantha Irvine is a damn treat and a treasure

Jaguar34 posted...

Man the Voice Announcer is bad

she's da MVP of tonight

Heineken14 posted...

30 minutes of entrances.

lol you were right

there's a dude in the front row rockin the macho man look

Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns look so similar

I get why Rollins has to dress like a church lady to get satisfied

wow you can tell cody and the rock aren't used to tag teaming. they aren't holding the tag rope smh

ironman2009 posted...

there's a dude in the front row rockin the macho man look

And has yet to snap into a slim jim

wtf is going on in this match

third time's a charm?

AlCalavicci posted...

wtf is going on in this match

this is standard "main event" feeling out. lots of tie ups and staring.

ironman2009 posted...

this is standard "main event" feeling out. lots of tie ups and staring.

there were two points where it looked like Rollins was going for a blind tag but Roman was there so he didn't get a tag. And they didn't acknowledge either of them. And then there was a weird Cody/Roman mishap. And then they did the blind tag spot where Rollins and Cody were both in and Romans hesitated and tagged Rock

I think the first two were mishaps

I'm really struggling to get into this because of how bad the commentary is. Michael Cole's improved a lot since I last remember but Pat McAfee and Corey Graves have the same whiny voice and everyone's just overlapping each other with catch phrases and nicknames.

So Seth Rollins, who looks like Roman Reigns, is fighting McIntyre tomorrow, who he also looks like?

Slow-paced stuff is good knowing there's action tomorrow

that censor was like 5 seconds late lol

ironman2009 posted...

that censor was like 5 seconds late lol

lol

The rock don't fuck around!

If you count you're fired

Jaguar34 posted...

If you count you're fired

1...2...3...FUCK! Am I fired?

rollins is still gonna find a way to stomp with that fucked up knee today or tomorrow no doubt.

lol, the censor really fucked up the timing on hit*** *hat button.

Cartoon_Quoter posted...

lol, the censor really fucked up the timing on hit*** *hat button.

I mean, WWE already got in trouble for the "holy shit" chant on USA, apparently the production truck didn't learn their lesson.

so cody is gonna win and seth loses tomorrow?

American home shield! for those moments when the rock break down your door, turns it sideways, and shoves STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

oh shit, NARCIST PRINCE

that's 30 years of experience right there fellas.

I'm locked in, this is good. Now that I understand almost everyone is fighting tomorrow

We still need a People's Elbow and Rock Bottom

Cody's Finisher SUCKS

Man Cody has some bullshitting moves