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BucketCat 04/18/24 5:41:25 PM #1:	thought y'all should know. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979982976] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>thought y'all should know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 04/18/24 6:03:36 PM #2:	i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Dragon's Dogma 2 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:979983335] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 04/18/24 6:15:18 PM #3:	My buddy next door and I would make fun of the fat squirrel that would hang out on our roofs. One time he was so fat he tried jumping to a branch to climb to my house. He was so fat he was about 3ft from making it and had a crashing landing. Never seen a squirrel miss its mark before. Lmao --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:979983502] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>My buddy next door and I would make fun of the fat squirrel that would hang out on our roofs. One time he was so fat he tried jumping to a branch to climb to my house.He was so fat he was about 3ft from making it and had a crashing landing. Never seen a squirrel miss its mark before. Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 04/18/24 6:18:14 PM #4:	where pic? --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:979983533] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>where pic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleOutsider 04/18/24 6:18:30 PM #5:	Pics or it didn't happen. --- Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! <cite>PurpleOutsider posted [p:979983537] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Pics or it didn't happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 04/18/24 6:20:15 PM #6:	modena posted... My buddy next door and I would make fun of the fat squirrel that would hang out on our roofs. One time he was so fat he tried jumping to a branch to climb to my house. He was so fat he was about 3ft from making it and had a crashing landing. Never seen a squirrel miss its mark before. Lmao This is also a squirrel that's much less likely to get away from the next cat that goes after it. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:979983565] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite><quote>My buddy next door and I would make fun of the fat squirrel that would hang out on our roofs. One time he was so fat he tried jumping to a branch to climb to my house.He was so fat he was about 3ft from making it and had a crashing landing. Never seen a squirrel miss its mark before. Lmao</quote>This is also a squirrel that's much less likely to get away from the next cat that goes after it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/18/24 6:38:53 PM #7:	Ratchetrockon posted... i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible It's probably pregnant --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979983806] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible</quote>It's probably pregnant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 04/18/24 6:45:23 PM #8:	BucketCat posted... thought y'all should know. No pics? --- Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:979983893] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>BucketCat posted... </cite><quote>thought y'all should know.</quote>No pics? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 04/18/24 6:47:19 PM #9:	Tyranthraxus posted... It's probably pregnant I know the one I had wasn't. We watched it for about 2 and a half years. I remember seeing it come back out after a big winter and we all said..."fat squirrel made it back". It was obviously the same one because of its jacked up coat. I thought I had moles but I think it was him tearing up my yard, hoarding all the nuts. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:979983919] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>It's probably pregnant</quote>I know the one I had wasn't. We watched it for about 2 and a half years. I remember seeing it come back out after a big winter and we all said..."fat squirrel made it back". It was obviously the same one because of its jacked up coat. I thought I had moles but I think it was him tearing up my yard, hoarding all the nuts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 04/18/24 6:47:30 PM #10:	McMarbles posted... No pics? and risk getting banned for hornyposting?? no way --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979983925] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>McMarbles posted... </cite><quote>No pics?</quote>and risk getting banned for hornyposting?? no way </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 04/18/24 6:48:03 PM #11:	Tyranthraxus posted... It's probably pregnant and yeah the one in my yard is likely pregnant, they usually have babies around this time of year where I live. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979983933] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>It's probably pregnant</quote>and yeah the one in my yard is likely pregnant, they usually have babies around this time of year where I live. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/18/24 6:52:39 PM #12:	modena posted... I know the one I had wasn't. We watched it for about 2 and a half years. I remember seeing it come back out after a big winter and we all said..."fat squirrel made it back". It was obviously the same one because of its jacked up coat. I thought I had moles but I think it was him tearing up my yard, hoarding all the nuts. If it's actually a fat squirrel there's a good chance a human is feeding it somewhere. Humans like to throw bread to animals but it's actually super unhealthy. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979983991] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite><quote>I know the one I had wasn't. We watched it for about 2 and a half years. I remember seeing it come back out after a big winter and we all said..."fat squirrel made it back". It was obviously the same one because of its jacked up coat. I thought I had moles but I think it was him tearing up my yard, hoarding all the nuts.</quote>If it's actually a fat squirrel there's a good chance a human is feeding it somewhere. Humans like to throw bread to animals but it's actually super unhealthy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 04/18/24 6:53:49 PM #13:	Ratchetrockon posted... i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible Saw them all the time. I lost 1k lbs of pecans a year to them. There was about 10 trees at the end that are close to a bunch of oaks and a ditch. Easy water access and places to make nests --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:979984003] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible</quote>Saw them all the time. I lost 1k lbs of pecans a year to them. There was about 10 trees at the end that are close to a bunch of oaks and a ditch. Easy water access and places to make nests </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 04/18/24 6:56:49 PM #14:	vycebrand2 posted... I lost 1k lbs of pecans a year to them lol, i was tilling my backyard garden patches earlier today (when I saw the squirrel in question) and filled up two 12" planter pots with peanut shells that I dug up (all still with the peanut inside/unbroken) I wonder if she was pissed that I was getting into her food. now it's all right next to her tree (also why tf do they still eat the pears if there are so many nuts in my yard?? at least now I know why the squirrels refuse to eat the blueberries I plant for them each year cus they're sitting pretty with all the peanuts and pears) --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979984037] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>vycebrand2 posted... </cite><quote>I lost 1k lbs of pecans a year to them</quote>lol, i was tilling my backyard garden patches earlier today (when I saw the squirrel in question) and filled up two 12" planter pots with peanut shells that I dug up (all still with the peanut inside/unbroken)I wonder if she was pissed that I was getting into her food. now it's all right next to her tree (also why tf do they still eat the pears if there are so many nuts in my yard?? at least now I know why the squirrels refuse to eat the blueberries I plant for them each year cus they're sitting pretty with all the peanuts and pears) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 04/18/24 6:58:17 PM #15:	Ratchetrockon posted... i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:979984062] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 04/18/24 7:00:58 PM #16:	BucketCat posted... and risk getting banned for hornyposting?? no way Do you do you want to fuck the squirrel --- Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:979984108] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>BucketCat posted... </cite><quote>and risk getting banned for hornyposting?? no way</quote>Do youdo you want to fuck the squirrel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/18/24 7:01:47 PM #17:	McMarbles posted... Do you do you want to fuck the squirrel I'm singing this to the tune of do you want to build a snowman --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979984121] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>McMarbles posted... </cite><quote>Do youdo you want to fuck the squirrel</quote>I'm singing this to the tune of do you want to build a snowman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 04/18/24 7:03:12 PM #18:	McMarbles posted... Do you do you want to fuck the squirrel no but someone might and i'm not about to take that risk. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979984141] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>McMarbles posted... </cite><quote>Do youdo you want to fuck the squirrel</quote>no but someone might and i'm not about to take that risk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 04/18/24 8:26:11 PM #19:	Tyranthraxus posted... If it's actually a fat squirrel there's a good chance a human is feeding it somewhere. Humans like to throw bread to animals but it's actually super unhealthy. So true...luckily we know who it was. It was me, my buddy and his wife. Because that fat bastard got into to everything like a racoon would. Had to buy a new trash bin lol. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:979985248] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>If it's actually a fat squirrel there's a good chance a human is feeding it somewhere. Humans like to throw bread to animals but it's actually super unhealthy.</quote>So true...luckily we know who it was. It was me, my buddy and his wife. Because that fat bastard got into to everything like a racoon would. Had to buy a new trash bin lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotterdammerung 04/18/24 8:31:50 PM #20:	Hes spying on you for a squid cult --- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. GNU STP They/them <cite>Rotterdammerung posted [p:979985302] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Hes spying on you for a squid cult </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
misterbum 04/18/24 9:14:35 PM #21:	Well now I want a New Glarus Fat Squirrel, but cant get one. Why u do dis --- http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL <cite>misterbum posted [p:979985882] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>Well now I want a New Glarus Fat Squirrel, but cant get one. Why u do dis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 04/18/24 9:18:04 PM #22:	modena posted... So true...luckily we know who it was. It was me, my buddy and his wife. Because that fat bastard got into to everything like a racoon would. Had to buy a new trash bin lol. I use to use pecan debris after cracking to fill holes. They loved that. I stupidly put it by my F150. Few days later it wouldn't start. I opened the hood and there's a big ol nest right in the corner with broken nuts. I found out they ate the wires. It being the late 90's my father was still fixing cars. He took it on and fixed it. Never put it near the cars again. Lol --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:979985928] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite><quote>So true...luckily we know who it was. It was me, my buddy and his wife. Because that fat bastard got into to everything like a racoon would. Had to buy a new trash bin lol.</quote>I use to use pecan debris after cracking to fill holes. They loved that. I stupidly put it by my F150. Few days later it wouldn't start. I opened the hood and there's a big ol nest right in the corner with broken nuts. I found out they ate the wires. It being the late 90's my father was still fixing cars. He took it on and fixed it. Never put it near the cars again. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 04/18/24 9:22:53 PM #23:	vycebrand2 posted... I use to use pecan debris after cracking to fill holes. They loved that. I stupidly put it by my F150. Few days later it wouldn't start. I opened the hood and there's a big ol nest right in the corner with broken nuts. I found out they ate the wires. It being the late 90's my father was still fixing cars. He took it on and fixed it. Never put it near the cars again. Lol Lol!! Sorry, funny but not funny. Been there. Well not the wiring part, changing out a harness or more small connections would push me over the edge lol. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:979986011] in there is a... [t:80750517]...</cite> <quote>vycebrand2 posted... </cite><quote>I use to use pecan debris after cracking to fill holes. They loved that. I stupidly put it by my F150. Few days later it wouldn't start. I opened the hood and there's a big ol nest right in the corner with broken nuts. I found out they ate the wires. It being the late 90's my father was still fixing cars. He took it on and fixed it. Never put it near the cars again. Lol</quote>Lol!! Sorry, funny but not funny. Been there. Well not the wiring part, changing out a harness or more small connections would push me over the edge lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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