Board 8 > How long until the remake Jaws?

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UshiromiyaEva
04/19/24 10:55:39 AM
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"They won't remake Jaws" isn't an option because it's not a possibility.

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UshiromiyaEva
04/19/24 10:59:47 AM
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"withing"


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Leonhart4
04/19/24 11:10:41 AM
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The remake Jaws

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UshiromiyaEva
04/19/24 11:11:34 AM
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Listen man I didn't get a lot of sleep.

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v_charon
04/19/24 11:22:14 AM
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it is lowest point

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Anagram
04/19/24 11:48:04 AM
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Itll be a soft reboot starring Chris Pratt and the grandchild of one of the original actors.

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Bitto
04/19/24 11:50:44 AM
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It'll be a movie focusing on the backstory of how Jaws went from a regular shark to Jaws.

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XIII_Rocks
04/19/24 11:52:08 AM
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How is a Jaws remake of all things the actual nadir?

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neonreaper
04/19/24 12:04:39 PM
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I have a hard time seeing Jaws being rebooted. We just close beaches now, have spotter planes, etc. They'd have to deal with conservation backlash as well.

I guess a Godzilla Minus One style reboot could be reasonable.

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CassandraCain
04/19/24 12:13:10 PM
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They'll equip new Jaws with laser beams to keep up with the times.

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Xeybozn
04/19/24 12:18:55 PM
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neonreaper posted...
I have a hard time seeing Jaws being rebooted. We just close beaches now

Yeah, it's weird how the option of just closing the beach never came up in the original. People in the past sure were stupid.

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Leonhart4
04/19/24 12:20:39 PM
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Horror movies thrive on the rule of dumb, so they'd find a way

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ZeroSignal
04/19/24 12:21:59 PM
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Still waiting on Big Jaws and Way Bigger Jaws

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neonreaper
04/19/24 2:34:14 PM
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Xeybozn posted...
Yeah, it's weird how the option of just closing the beach never came up in the original. People in the past sure were stupid.

I dunno if you're teasing me, but yeah it's a big part of the plot - the mayor doesn't want to close the beach. They might actually close it before they kill the small shark, I forget >_>

But these days they just have spotter planes and they close the beaches and that's it. I guess it's just hard to have Jaws in a post-Jaws world.

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Snake5555555555
04/19/24 2:43:17 PM
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They should make a legacy sequel with Hooper and the shark survived the explosion somehow and comes back all scarred and disfigured and he has an apprentice shark now.

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redrocket
04/19/24 3:12:16 PM
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XIII_Rocks posted...
How is a Jaws remake of all things the actual nadir?


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Xeybozn
04/19/24 3:22:46 PM
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neonreaper posted...
I dunno if you're teasing me, but yeah it's a big part of the plot - the mayor doesn't want to close the beach.

Yes, I was totally teasing you. In the original the mayor refused to close the beach and pretended everything was fine because tourist money. Presumably a modern remake would take the same approach: they could do something to solve the problem, but don't because it would look bad.

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redrocket
04/19/24 3:35:33 PM
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neonreaper posted...
I have a hard time seeing Jaws being rebooted. We just close beaches now, have spotter planes, etc. They'd have to deal with conservation backlash as well.


Youre right, Jaws would be unfilmable today.

so what they would have to do is something like have the shark from The Meg team up with the mosasaur from Jurassic World to save the earth from THE TRUE THREAT and also humans give the shark hydraulically augmented jaws where the fuck is the producer from Pitch Meeting we need to get this shit green lit.


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UshiromiyaEva
04/19/24 3:41:35 PM
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redrocket posted...
so what they would have to do is something like have the shark from The Meg team up with the mosasaur from Jurassic World to save the earth from THE TRUE THREAT

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