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FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:18:57 PM #1:	I have a nurse coworker, short and shapely, French and Latina. She's always teasing me about this and that; facetiously accusing me of things I didn't say or do or making a mountain out of a molehill with a smile on her face. Then there are other things like her running her nails down my back, getting super close when talking, or having a little more excited tone of voice and higher pitch when talking to me. If I were anywhere near her league, I would think she was flirting. She's not. She's just innocently teasing her little workplace buddy. I feel like a simp on a leash. She has a few extra pounds -- all in the right places. I could afford to lose 50 lb. in fat and build 10 to 20 in muscle. And I'm at least five years too old for her. She makes me want to believe I'm Fred Flintstone or the fat guy from Hitch. That doesn't happen in real life. It's probably for the best. If she were into me, I'd hate to think of how out-of-control the humiliation stuff could get. <_< Author's Note: The description of the body type is not meant to be objectifying, only to provide a mental illustration of her figure. Respect women. Respect nurses. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979997358] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>I have a nurse coworker, short and shapely, French and Latina. She's always teasing me about this and that; facetiously accusing me of things I didn't say or do or making a mountain out of a molehill with a smile on her face. Then there are other things like her running her nails down my back, getting super close when talking, or having a little more excited tone of voice and higher pitch when talking to me. If I were anywhere near her league, I would think she was flirting. She's not. She's just innocently teasing her little workplace buddy.I feel like a simp on a leash.She has a few extra pounds -- all in the right places. I could afford to lose 50 lb. in fat and build 10 to 20 in muscle. And I'm at least five years too old for her. She makes me want to believe I'm Fred Flintstone or the fat guy from Hitch. That doesn't happen in real life.It's probably for the best. If she were into me, I'd hate to think of how out-of-control the humiliation stuff could get. <_<Author's Note: The description of the body type is not meant to be objectifying, only to provide a mental illustration of her figure. Respect women. Respect nurses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 04/19/24 4:22:51 PM #2:	Again, sir... would you like cash back --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:979997407] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>Again, sir... would you like cash back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:23:58 PM #3:	Can I get some ketchup for the fries? <_< <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979997423] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>Can I get some ketchup for the fries?<_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 04/19/24 4:26:42 PM #4:	FortuneCookie posted... I have a nurse coworker, short and shapely, French and Latina. why are you the way that you are --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:979997460] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>I have a nurse coworker, short and shapely, French and Latina.</quote>why are you the way that you are </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/19/24 4:28:08 PM #5:	Dungeater posted... why are you the way that you are FortuneCookie posted... Author's Note: The description of the body type is not meant to be objectifying, only to provide a mental illustration of her figure. Respect women. Respect nurses. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979997478] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>Dungeater posted... </cite><quote>why are you the way that you are</quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>Author's Note: The description of the body type is not meant to be objectifying, only to provide a mental illustration of her figure. Respect women. Respect nurses.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 04/19/24 4:31:02 PM #6:	dang, I've heard of French Montana, but French Latina? --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:979997521] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>dang, I've heard of French Montana, but French Latina? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 04/19/24 4:44:12 PM #7:	Sounds like she's into you imo --- I don't know what to put in my sig. <cite>spanky1 posted [p:979997736] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like she's into you imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 04/19/24 4:46:03 PM #8:	Bruh. I would already be in the divorce proceedings by now. Get in there. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:979997771] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>Bruh. I would already be in the divorce proceedings by now. Get in there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/19/24 4:46:16 PM #9:	Clear cut horny posting Mods, get them! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979997774] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>Clear cut horny posting Mods, get them! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 04/19/24 4:49:12 PM #10:	FortuneCookie posted... French and Latina Dawg I'd be howling like that Tex Avery wolf --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:979997827] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>FortuneCookie posted... </cite><quote>French and Latina</quote>Dawg I'd be howling like that Tex Avery wolf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 04/19/24 4:51:46 PM #11:	There's no way she'll want to date you with that attitude, you need some self-confidence --- Some guys have all the luck, Some guys have all the pain Some guys get all the breaks, Some guys do nothing but complain <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:979997862] in "Teasing [... [t:80751158]...</cite> <quote>There's no way she'll want to date you with that attitude, you need some self-confidence </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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