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RetuenOfDevsman
04/25/24 8:30:35 AM
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Putting them in your coffee just makes it taste like water.

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Irony
04/25/24 8:32:19 AM
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Coffee is just burnt water

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Lukey_Bug
04/25/24 8:33:45 AM
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Hazlenuts are disgusting. Also nuts/legumes taste like shit. And no I'm not allergic to them. They just suck dick

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/25/24 8:35:23 AM
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Irony posted...
Coffee is just burnt water
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SpawnShadow
04/25/24 8:44:01 AM
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I've never drank hazelnut coffee, nor have I ever been particularly crazy about hazelnuts in general myself, but if hazelnuts are just nuts, then how the hell did I once own a cat who loved hazelnuts, to the point that he would go out of his way to steal and eat them if you left them out, but who would also ignore all other nuts? Was he some sort of cat with mutant taste buds or something?
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RetuenOfDevsman
04/25/24 8:46:35 AM
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SpawnShadow posted...
I've never drank hazelnut coffee, nor have I ever been particularly crazy about hazelnuts in general myself, but if hazelnuts are just nuts, then how the hell did I once own a cat who loved hazelnuts, to the point that he would go out of his way to steal and eat them if you left them out, but who would also ignore all other nuts? Was he some sort of cat with mutant taste buds or something?
I guess it depends on the other nuts. For example, maybe the hazelnuts were the only ones that weren't shelled, or they were too big (eg, Brazil nuts). Or maybe they weren't actually nuts (eg, peanuts).

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SpawnShadow
04/25/24 8:49:03 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I guess it depends on the other nuts. For example, maybe the hazelnuts were the only ones that weren't shelled, or they were too big (eg, Brazil nuts). Or maybe they weren't actually nuts (eg, peanuts).
Thing is, cats shouldn't be able to taste any nuts at all. This cat clearly did, back when he was still with us (and for the record, he lived to a ripe old age before he passed).
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TetsuoS2
04/25/24 8:51:49 AM
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Hazel deez nuts

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itcheyness
04/25/24 8:59:50 AM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
Hazel deez nuts
Fuck!

I came in to post this...

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Evening_Dragon
04/25/24 9:00:42 AM
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Hazelnuts make Nutella, so clearly there's something magical in them

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/25/24 9:01:40 AM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Hazelnuts make Nutella, so clearly there's something magical in them
That would be the cocoa.

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tankboy
04/25/24 9:07:05 AM
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I thought this topic was going to be about Nutella vs. chocolate.
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Evening_Dragon
04/25/24 11:03:22 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
That would be the cocoa.

Hazelnuts aren't cocoa, silly

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Tyranthraxus
04/25/24 11:05:32 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
That would be the cocoa.

Nutella doesn't actually have that much Cocoa. It's mostly hazelnut, palm oil, and sugar.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/25/24 11:45:17 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Nutella doesn't actually have that much Cocoa. It's mostly hazelnut, palm oil, and sugar.
That's because it doesn't take much cocoa. It's an incredibly strong flavor. I make my own cake frosting, and for the chocolate ones I use about a 1:7 ratio of cocoa powder to powdered sugar. And that's in addition to butter and whipping cream.

Edit: lol, bad math

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/25/24 11:54:50 AM
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Yes, subtly so.

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Murphiroth
04/25/24 11:55:35 AM
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This. Skill issue on TC's part if he can't tell.
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GrandConjuraton
04/25/24 11:56:07 AM
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They taste like yuck.

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DrizztLink
04/25/24 12:31:34 PM
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Different people, different palates.

Flavor strengths aren't necessarily universal.

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