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knightoffire55 05/08/24 10:25:06 PM #1:	gonna get really drunk --- #IStandWithBalanWonderworld <cite>knightoffire55 posted [p:980308962] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>gonna get really drunk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 05/08/24 10:25:35 PM #2:	thought this was going to be a joke but this is serious? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:980308969] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>thought this was going to be a jokebut this is serious?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShineboxPhil 05/08/24 10:28:16 PM #4:	Sorry to hear how your employer at the zipper factory decided to split with you. --- Vacant, Denver Nuggets, Texas Rangers, Kansas City Chiefs, Vacant #1 Fan <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:980308999] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Sorry to hear how your employer at the zipper factory decided to split with you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 05/08/24 10:30:30 PM #5:	It's okay, man/woman. Just hold it together. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:980309029] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>It's okay, man/woman. Just hold it together. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steffenfield 05/08/24 10:36:49 PM #7:	That must have been quite a letdown. lol Too soon? <cite>Steffenfield posted [p:980309114] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>That must have been quite a letdown. lolToo soon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/08/24 10:37:06 PM #8:	WingsOfGood posted... thought this was going to be a joke but this is serious? tc's gimmick is non sequitur topic title with the op just being some variation of "getting really drunk" --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:980309116] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>thought this was going to be a jokebut this is serious?</quote>tc's gimmick is non sequitur topic title with the op just being some variation of "getting really drunk" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obsolete 05/08/24 10:37:13 PM #9:	whats the punchline to the joke <cite>obsolete posted [p:980309121] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>whats the punchline to the joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/08/24 10:38:56 PM #10:	obsolete posted... whats the punchline to the joke The punchline is TC only ever makes topics where the OP is some variant of "really drunk rn" and then never posts again. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:980309147] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>obsolete posted... </cite><quote>whats the punchline to the joke</quote>The punchline is TC only ever makes topics where the OP is some variant of "really drunk rn" and then never posts again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 05/08/24 10:39:16 PM #11:	Did they say good luck after so long? --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:980309150] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Did they say good luck after so long? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Luigi_and_Tails 05/08/24 11:37:21 PM #12:	That's that wrapped up then. --- No, I'm not that one. <cite>Luigi_and_Tails posted [p:980309800] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>That's that wrapped up then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 05/09/24 12:54:20 AM #13:	I demand a punchline --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:980310513] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>I demand a punchline </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turducken 05/09/24 1:23:21 AM #14:	Kamil posted... Did they say good luck after so long? Maybe single people's pants need zippers. We don't know. We don't want to know. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE <cite>Turducken posted [p:980310717] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Kamil posted...</cite><quote>Did they say good luck after so long?</quote>Maybe single people's pants need zippers. We don't know. We don't want to know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rial_Kai 05/09/24 1:31:01 AM #15:	Kamil posted... Did they say good luck after so long? I don't recall saying good luck. --- General Rule: Trolls, abusers, complainers, haters, etc? I'm probably gonna block ya. I'm just trying to spread some joy. Take your negativity to another topic. <cite>Rial_Kai posted [p:980310770] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Kamil posted... </cite><quote>Did they say good luck after so long?</quote>I don't recall saying good luck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 05/09/24 1:34:18 AM #16:	specialkid8 posted... I demand a punchline Now he's all tied up. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:980310791] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>I demand a punchline</quote>Now he's all tied up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamil 05/09/24 1:45:34 AM #17:	specialkid8 posted... I demand a punchline You can replace a button, but a zipper, that's game over. Do you know anyone who ever replaced a zipper? I don't. --- "A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?" ~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show <cite>Kamil posted [p:980310857] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>I demand a punchline</quote>You can replace a button, but a zipper, that's game over. Do you know anyone who ever replaced a zipper? I don't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/09/24 1:46:51 AM #18:	Topic needs more action <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:980310869] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Topic needs more action </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/09/24 2:09:20 AM #19:	Zip it --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:980311018] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Zip it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agent_Stroud 05/09/24 2:18:20 AM #20:	I was expecting the TC to say they did something naughty regarding the product line at their former workplace. Well played, TC, for subverting my expectations. --- "We're going to shake things up, Morgan. Like old times." -- Alex Yu, Prey (2017) <cite>Agent_Stroud posted [p:980311079] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>I was expecting the TC to say they did something naughty regarding the product line at their former workplace. Well played, TC, for subverting my expectations. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 05/09/24 2:24:57 AM #21:	Tyranthraxus posted... The punchline is TC only ever makes topics where the OP is some variant of "really drunk rn" and then never posts again. Having your only joke be "I'm an alcoholic" seems kind of sad. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:980311126] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>The punchline is TC only ever makes topics where the OP is some variant of "really drunk rn" and then never posts again.</quote>Having your only joke be "I'm an alcoholic" seems kind of sad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/09/24 2:39:02 AM #22:	uwnim posted... Having your only joke be "I'm an alcoholic" seems kind of sad. Whats your joke topic <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:980311212] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite><quote>Having your only joke be "I'm an alcoholic" seems kind of sad.</quote>Whats your joke topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 05/09/24 5:26:26 AM #23:	MICHALECOLE posted... Whats your joke topic How is this a joke topic. Explain what is supposed to be funny about a guy posting the same thing for LITERALLY YEARS on end At this point there is no joke. It's just his life <cite>Axiom posted [p:980312033] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite><quote>Whats your joke topic</quote>How is this a joke topic. Explain what is supposed to be funny about a guy posting the same thing for LITERALLY YEARS on endAt this point there is no joke. It's just his life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 05/09/24 7:44:21 AM #24:	Hopefully you can find another job that meshes with your skill set which you can sink your teeth into. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980312773] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Hopefully you can find another job that meshes with your skill set which you can sink your teeth into. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/09/24 8:23:41 AM #25:	What a kick in the teeth --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980313049] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>What a kick in the teeth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 05/09/24 9:11:32 AM #26:	Axiom posted... How is this a joke topic. Explain what is supposed to be funny about a guy posting the same thing for LITERALLY YEARS on end At this point there is no joke. It's just his life this is TCs most successful topic ever lol --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:980313483] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Axiom posted... </cite><quote>How is this a joke topic. Explain what is supposed to be funny about a guy posting the same thing for LITERALLY YEARS on endAt this point there is no joke. It's just his life</quote>this is TCs most successful topic ever lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction 05/09/24 9:15:21 AM #27:	TC coming undone <cite>TimeForAction posted [p:980313521] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>TC coming undone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/09/24 9:58:34 AM #28:	Kamil posted... You can replace a button, but a zipper, that's game over. Do you know anyone who ever replaced a zipper? I don't. I can't actually think of anyone who has done any kind of clothing repair in the last quarter century. My mom used to, but that was because we were poor. And lemme tell ya, that was a kind of poor that doesn't exist anymore. I'm talking, my mom sewed all our clothes because shopping at K-Mart was a pipe dream. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980313962] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>Kamil posted... </cite><quote>You can replace a button, but a zipper, that's game over. Do you know anyone who ever replaced a zipper? I don't.</quote>I can't actually think of anyone who has done any kind of clothing repair in the last quarter century.My mom used to, but that was because we were poor. And lemme tell ya, that was a kind of poor that doesn't exist anymore. I'm talking, my mom sewed all our clothes because shopping at K-Mart was a pipe dream. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 05/09/24 10:34:23 AM #29:	^I've resewn several pants buttons. --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:980314428] in got fired ... [t:80765438]...</cite> <quote>^I've resewn several pants buttons. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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