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RetuenOfDevsman
05/10/24 12:31:14 AM
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Fluently, that is.

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Ratchetrockon
05/10/24 12:32:54 AM
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1

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Rotterdammerung
05/10/24 12:39:36 AM
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0.3

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Thermador446
05/10/24 12:41:14 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
0.3

Anything higher seems ridiculous

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shironinja
05/10/24 12:41:55 AM
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imagine still using languages in the year two thousand five hundred. lol. just lol.

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Quezovercoatl
05/10/24 12:42:39 AM
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No humans left = no languages
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Baha05
05/10/24 12:44:39 AM
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One and they wont know what a cheeseburger and fries are.

https://youtu.be/zZj8nb1H8oo?si=GlYBbn0KZDlBsmBL


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Fenriswolf
05/10/24 12:44:47 AM
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Depending on how much cybernetic RAM they could afford to upgrade their brain.

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Aristoph
05/10/24 12:46:45 AM
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1.5

I feel like most people will learn at least 1 secondary language as the world continues getting more and more connected. I don't expect places to give up on their native languages and switch to one "Earth Common" like most sci-fi seems to imply. I think that trope comes more from simple practicality of telling stories.

But I also don't know if most people would be truly fluent in both languages they speak. Like I technically speak English and French, but I haven't had occasion to use French in a very, very long time. So I could still muddle through simple conversations or like asking for directions, but I don't think I'd qualify as fluent anymore. But as the globe gets more and more interconnected, maybe people would have more chances to flex those language muscles and stay fluent?

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Luigi_and_Tails
05/10/24 12:49:55 AM
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Most younger folks I know speak at least 2 languages. I'm glad to see that BSL is getting more common.

I am bilingual but I do want to learn BSL too.

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Nukazie
05/10/24 12:54:52 AM
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mandarin and english

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Trumble
05/10/24 1:10:12 AM
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Probably only one. And it'll be barely recognizable to anyone alive on Earth right now.

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Baha05
05/10/24 1:48:46 AM
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Trumble posted...
Probably only one. And it'll be barely recognizable to anyone alive on Earth right now.
https://youtu.be/zZj8nb1H8oo?si=yygJiZLhTgWpfZsc I refer to this again

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Guide
05/10/24 1:58:34 AM
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We will only need less languages as the internet further proliferates.

Trumble posted...
Probably only one. And it'll be barely recognizable to anyone alive on Earth right now.

I don't think so. With the internet, parity is well-preserved. The majority of communication in English speaking countries is now done through internet devices, and a majority of those devices have built-in spellcheck. There's far less room for mutation.

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Enclave
05/10/24 2:04:56 AM
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If humans are still around then? Probably one language accompanied by an AI powered translator.

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Rika_Furude
05/10/24 2:17:45 AM
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The less languages the better. I like the idea of earth becoming a global community
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Aristoph
05/10/24 2:57:05 AM
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Guide posted...
I don't think so. With the internet, parity is well-preserved. The majority of communication in English speaking countries is now done through internet devices, and a majority of those devices have built-in spellcheck. There's far less room for mutation.

That's literally the exact opposite of reality. The English language is evolving faster today than it ever has at any point in the past. Due mostly to the internet and social media. Spell check is basically irrelevant. Language doesn't evolve through typos. It evolves through the introduction of new concepts, words, and slang terms. Which is happening faster and faster as people become more connected and share new ideas faster and with larger audiences than has ever been possible. A new English word used to take years from the time it first cropped up in one region until someone on the other side of the globe even heard it for the very first time. Now it takes milliseconds.

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Hejiru
05/10/24 5:31:40 AM
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There wont be any humans in 2500.

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Vivaldi7
05/10/24 6:37:59 AM
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Either we'll have evolved to a point where language, coding and indeed even pure math have merged into one another...and the word 'Language' is too vague, arkane and no longer in daily use....
...or we'll have devolved to the point of one universal language all right, one summed up like.....how did Einstein put it.......sticks and stones ?

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Irony
05/10/24 6:38:44 AM
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Hejiru posted...
There wont be any humans in 2500.


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Glob
05/10/24 6:58:06 AM
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Vivaldi7 posted...
Either we'll have evolved to a point where language, coding and indeed even pure math have merged into one another...and the word 'Language' is too vague, arkane and no longer in daily use....
...or we'll have devolved to the point of one universal language all right, one summed up like.....how did Einstein put it.......sticks and stones ?

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mustachedmystic
05/10/24 7:12:47 AM
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According to the documentary series Cleopatra 2525 humanity will be living in a giant underground complex, because the outside world is dominated by large alien robots. And for some unknown reason, while mankind has somehow managed to build this giant underground bunker to hide from the aliens, they somehow lost the knowledge of elevators, as they have to use grappling lines attached to their wrists to traverse large vertical tunnels. So, I doubt many of them have the time or energy to learn multiple languages.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/10/24 7:20:08 AM
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We carry universal translators in our pocket already. If there are still humans around in 2500, there will be even less reason for the average person to speak more than a single language. Being a polyglot will be like writing cursive, a niche skill that is engaged in by hobbyists and which a few people make a lucrative career out of, but which has ultimately been supplanted by technology.

If there are still humans around in 2500.

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Notti
05/10/24 7:25:09 AM
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Languages are dying.

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sfcalimari
05/10/24 8:05:12 AM
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Luigi_and_Tails posted...
Most younger folks I know speak at least 2 languages. I'm glad to see that BSL is getting more common.

I am bilingual but I do want to learn BSL too.

British sign language?

What I want to know is why the hell it seems like every English speaking country has its own unique sign language which is completely different from all the others. Like someone in New Zealand can't use NZ sign language to communicate with someone using US sign language, because they're so different.

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Guide
05/10/24 10:40:15 AM
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Aristoph posted...
Language doesn't evolve through typos.

Literally yes it does. It evolves through "good enough to get the idea across" approximations, adjustments to usage in other languages, adoptions... But now the codification is built-in. We can get new words, sure, but English formatting and syntax are here to stay for as long as the internet works the way that it does.

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/10/24 10:46:18 AM
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Guide posted...
Literally yes it does.
Come to think of it, either "donut" or "doughnut" had to start as a typo, didn't it?

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LeoRavus
05/10/24 10:49:31 AM
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We're already to the point where English is all you need throughout most of the 1st world. It seems to be accepted as the universal language.

Like when I went to SEA last year, the tours were all in English. There were people from all over the world on the tours, and they all spoke English.

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Guide
05/10/24 10:50:22 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Come to think of it, either "donut" or "doughnut" had to start as a typo, didn't it?

Right. Hell, there was a time where spelling mistakes were only loosely a concept. You were of the rare privileged few who could read and write. Heard a new word that meant a new thing? Exciting! How do you write it? Well, it sounded like these letters put together, so that's what it is here, now.

But Now now: Imagine if the Telephone Game had an automated AI check your message before you repeated it.

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SauI_Goodman
05/10/24 10:50:39 AM
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1 or 2.

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Pikachuchupika
05/10/24 10:54:04 AM
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Hejiru posted...
There wont be any humans in 2500.

Wanna bet? I believe humans will be around in 2500. Winner receives immortality.
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specialkid8
05/10/24 10:56:18 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Come to think of it, either "donut" or "doughnut" had to start as a typo, didn't it?
More of a marketing thing. Couldn't tell you who invented "donut" but it's clearly a phonetic shortening.

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wackyteen
05/10/24 10:56:50 AM
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Idk if it'll necessarily be by 2500, but we're slowly moving towards one language.

If one language hasn't completely dominated and won out, I can only see a handful of languages existing at most. Probably about 1 per continent.

I could see Arabic, English, Chinese and Spanish surviving that long, provided they haven't all melded into one language.

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Guide
05/10/24 10:59:28 AM
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Brits will retain the superfluous u out of sheer spite.

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kingdrake2
05/10/24 11:03:16 AM
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on post #7 that south park video always makes me laugh every single time.

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shironinja
05/10/24 1:56:17 PM
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type beat

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Trumble
05/10/24 4:49:49 PM
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sfcalimari posted...
British sign language?

What I want to know is why the hell it seems like every English speaking country has its own unique sign language which is completely different from all the others. Like someone in New Zealand can't use NZ sign language to communicate with someone using US sign language, because they're so different.
Because they're actual independent languages with relatively little in common with English. All of them were developed / evolved independently.

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kirbymuncher
05/11/24 10:16:55 AM
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wackyteen posted...
If one language hasn't completely dominated and won out, I can only see a handful of languages existing at most. Probably about 1 per continent.
yeah this is sort of where I'm leaning towards too, unless there's some crazy global widespread community fracturing that happens


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Whiterun_Guard_
05/11/24 10:17:48 AM
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There will be a common language based heavily on English.

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