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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:46:21 PM
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Whole thing without her

so now Im drunk cooking a steak who wants some
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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:48:35 PM
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Drunk_Cobra
05/11/24 11:49:15 PM
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That's so teeny tiny a little micropenis steak

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Dakimakura
05/11/24 11:49:20 PM
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should be using this time to watch porn

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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:50:21 PM
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Drunk_Cobra posted...
That's so teeny tiny a little micropenis steak
Thats an 8 oz filet
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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:50:51 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
should be using this time to watch porn
After the steak, probably. Well see how I feel
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Frostmourne
05/11/24 11:50:55 PM
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Thought this was a pineapple topic for a sec.

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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:51:33 PM
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Frostmourne posted...
Thought this was a pineapple topic for a sec.
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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:52:22 PM
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Yeah it has a large fat strip in it. Was definitely not cut great. But it was twelve bucks
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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:52:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:58:09 PM
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yeehaw
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MICHALECOLE
05/11/24 11:59:10 PM
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Kurt_Russel
05/11/24 11:59:31 PM
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Did you buy her a steak?

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ShineboxPhil
05/11/24 11:59:59 PM
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Nice tc, makes me want to get a ribeye on my next day off

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:00:11 AM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
Did you buy her a steak?
She had tacos
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:00:38 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
Nice tc, makes me want to get a ribeye on my next day off
Normally Im ribeye all day, but I figured since Im by myself Id get a filet
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:02:15 AM
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its so good
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DarkAssassin89
05/12/24 12:02:20 AM
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Better under than over when it comes to steak.

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:03:44 AM
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Its not raw

its rare

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Lord_Ephraim
05/12/24 12:04:41 AM
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You know its a good steak if you don't need steak sauce.

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:06:22 AM
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Lord_Ephraim posted...
You know its a good steak if you don't need steak sauce.
it definitely doesnt need steak sauce

I do, however, usually always use a sauce when Im eating steak. That sauce?

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:08:27 AM
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Not a sushi fan?
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:12:00 AM
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Well next time you post a topic about how youre eating overcooked meat I will.. not say anything because Im better than you
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BDSMKane
05/12/24 12:12:22 AM
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Wasnt digging the look of the cut, but your tastes on how to cook it are great.

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:13:46 AM
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BDSMKane posted...
Wasnt digging the look of the cut, but your tastes on how to cook it are great.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0ac38758.jpg

besides this gristle (which is admittedly too much for any filet) it truly was a great cut of meat. I didnt need the knife once, tore apart with the fork alone
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C-zom
05/12/24 12:14:31 AM
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That looks Blue Rare to me, but I also know that internet/phone pictures of steaks absolutely kills the lighting on it. Seen a few cooks on youtube make videos on it.

My main issue is the sear on the outside, and using butter to cook it in. Butter burns much, much quicker than the meat. The heat required to get a sear on a steak is way above the butter threshold. But if you must, add a little bit of oil into the pan as well to help. Since I assume you cooked it in the 5-7 range on your stovetop purely in butter, it just never got hot enough for a proper sear.

Anyway, that looks like a 10/10 steak and horseradish rules.

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LonelyStoner
05/12/24 12:14:39 AM
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My go to is a 14oz prime ribeye cooked on a propane grill.

Espresso rub.

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LeoRavus
05/12/24 12:16:26 AM
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But the pics show it cut with a knife.

I prefer medium personally for the texture. Used to do medium rare

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:17:54 AM
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C-zom posted...
That looks Blue Rare to me, but I also know that internet/phone pictures of steaks absolutely kills the lighting on it. Seen a few cooks on youtube make videos on it.

My main issue is the sear on the outside, and using butter to cook it in. Butter burns much, much quicker than the meat. The heat required to get a sear on a steak is way above the butter threshold. But if you must, add a little bit of oil into the pan as well to help. Since I assume you cooked it in the 5-7 range on your stovetop purely in butter, it just never got hot enough for a proper sear.

Anyway, that looks like a 10/10 steak and horseradish rules.
It definitely was not blue rare, it wasnt even cold on the inside. If I ordered it rare at a restaurant and it came out the way I cooked it I would have been very pleased.

if I was cooking anything thicker Id have used the actual grill, this was a mere two-three minute on each side sear and serve, and I really wouldnt do that with any other cut of meat but a filet

LonelyStoner posted...
My go to is a 14oz prime ribeye cooked on a propane grill.

Espresso rub.
Well your go to sounds expensive and time consuming. Sometimes thats okay, other times you just want to spend ten bucks and cook it on the stove top
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:18:47 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
But the pics show it cut with a knife.

I prefer medium personally for the texture. Used to do medium rare
I mean, yeah, I used a knife for the initial cut so I could show you guys, but as I ate it I mostly just tore it apart with the fork
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:19:04 AM
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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:22:06 AM
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LonelyStoner
05/12/24 12:22:12 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...


Well your go to sounds expensive and time consuming. Sometimes thats okay, other times you just want to spend ten bucks and cook it on the stove top
Expensive? Yes. Time consuming? Not at all. Takes me about 3 minutes to make the rub. Its just finely ground espresso beans with my coffee grinder, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, rosemary and thyme. Rub it on. 3 minutes on each side. Down the hatch.

Also I wouldnt trust a $10 filet of that size.

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:22:36 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Expensive? Yes. Time consuming? Not at all. Takes me about 3 minutes to make the rub. Its just finely ground espresso beans with my coffee grinder, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, rosemary and thyme. Rub it on. 3 minutes on each side. Down the hatch.

Also I wouldnt trust a $10 filet of that size.
You wouldnt trust it? What does that even mean
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kage_53
05/12/24 12:26:56 AM
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That looks more like a strip steak than a fillet. Ive never seen a single fillet ever look like that.
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mercurydude
05/12/24 12:27:09 AM
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LonelyStoner
05/12/24 12:28:49 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
You wouldnt trust it? What does that even mean
For one, it looks nothing like a quality filet. Or a filet at all.

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SauI_Goodman
05/12/24 12:29:05 AM
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Drunk_Cobra posted...
That's so teeny tiny a little micropenis steak
Maybe it's a grower not a shower.

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MICHALECOLE
05/12/24 12:29:38 AM
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kage_53 posted...
That looks more like a strip steak than a fillet. Ive never seen a single fillet ever look like that.
Then I guess youve never cut meat

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Vokrent
05/12/24 12:29:53 AM
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shit now i want steak

but i'm poor. i can barely afford chicken some months.

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