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LeoRavus
05/12/24 8:38:15 AM
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You'll only be able to go by Rumpelstiltskin or Rump for short. You'll have no last name. Even if you blow the million you'll have to keep the name for the rest of your life.

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Vicious_Dios
05/12/24 8:39:14 AM
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In this scenario sure. What do I care?

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LeoRavus
05/12/24 8:41:07 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
In this scenario sure. What do I care?

Some people may not like telling people their name is Rumpelstiltskin when asked.

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W_S_C_M
05/12/24 9:08:03 AM
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Sure. People who know me know why. People who don't know me but need an introduction can be told I'm something else.

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Bass
05/12/24 9:09:27 AM
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This would be a gigantic pain in the ass since you don't have a last name. Good luck when almost everything online and even in real life requires something for that field.

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rexcrk
05/12/24 9:09:43 AM
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I dont think I get this whole thing you guys do of heres a buttload of money, BUT you have to do something that isnt even bad

Like, arent these supposed to be like you get a ton of money but this thing that is actually bad happens? Or are these just like a thats the joke thing?

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SSJKirby
05/12/24 9:12:54 AM
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What your name is legally doesn't matter except for paper work, people can still call you what you want

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CSCA33
05/12/24 9:13:03 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Some people may not like telling people their name is Rumpelstiltskin when asked.
Fun fact, you don't have to "go by" your legal name for anyone or anything beyond stuff like filling out your taxes.

For example, how often does your legal middle name come up, for those who don't ever go by that name?

SSJKirby posted...
What your name is legally doesn't matter except for paper work, people can still call you what you want
Yep, and most of the time even for paper work you can use an alias instead of your "legal" name. People do this all the time.

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El_Marsh
05/12/24 9:15:21 AM
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I mean, it's a slightly more reasonable name than Barkevious and that mofo (presumably the only one in the world with that name) made millions.

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LeoRavus
05/12/24 9:15:27 AM
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SSJKirby posted...
What your name is legally doesn't matter except for paper work, people can still call you what you want

Not in this scenario. No one's allowed to call you anything else per sentence 1.

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MartavisBryant
05/12/24 1:21:59 PM
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I would change my name to Babypenis McGee for $1 million

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rick_alverado
05/12/24 1:31:46 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Not in this scenario. No one's allowed to call you anything else per sentence 1.

Is this like a mind control thing, or is it simply legal consequences if they call you something else? And what if it's someone who only knows me under a different identity from back in my superhero or my spy days? Do they just magically know my name is Rumpelstiltskin?
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