Current Events > We're going to Longhorn Steakhouse and my mom says Im not allowed shrimp.

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Full_Pokedex
05/13/24 11:24:30 AM
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Because of my recent gout flare up.

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HighSeraph
05/13/24 11:26:22 AM
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Tell her you'll eat all the damn shrimp.

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gp1829
05/13/24 11:27:51 AM
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The ocean called they are running out of shrimp.
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R1masher
05/13/24 11:28:21 AM
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Get the liver instead

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CARRRNE_ASADA
05/13/24 11:31:00 AM
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Eat more plant based

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ArchonKnight
05/13/24 11:36:27 AM
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Why eat a mud bug anyway

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MC_BatCommander
05/13/24 11:45:00 AM
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That's really cool Duncan

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Lordgold666
05/13/24 11:48:12 AM
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Based mom

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kingdrake2
05/13/24 11:48:15 AM
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mom cares, should listen to mom.

would say more but i don't feel like getting modded :(.

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Corbenik
05/13/24 2:39:27 PM
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You may eat everything from the water that has fins and scales, but you may not eat anything that does not have fins and scales--it is unclean for you

thats from the Bible


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MC_BatCommander
05/13/24 2:41:05 PM
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Corbenik posted...
You may eat everything from the water that has fins and scales, but you may not eat anything that does not have fins and scales--it is unclean for you

thats from the Bible

What if fins but no scales, like are dolphins okay?

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Big_Nabendu
05/13/24 2:42:58 PM
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Corbenik posted...
You may eat everything from the water that has fins and scales, but you may not eat anything that does not have fins and scales--it is unclean for you

thats from the Bible

That's the old testament.

A new covenant was made

"9 About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city, Peter went up on the roof to pray. 10 He became hungry and wanted something to eat, and while the meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. 11 He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. 12 It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles and birds. 13 Then a voice told him, Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.

14 Surely not, Lord! Peter replied. I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.

15 The voice spoke to him a second time, Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.

16 This happened three times, and immediately the sheet was taken back to heaven."
Acts 10 9-16

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LeCh0nk
05/13/24 2:43:31 PM
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Mommy knows best.

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specialkid8
05/13/24 2:43:32 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

There's bits of shrimp poop on almost everything we eat.

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Will_1231
05/13/24 2:43:48 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
mom cares, should listen to mom.

would say more but i don't feel like getting modded :(.
I'm morbidly curious what you have to say that would get you moderated following that.
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DodogamaRayBrst
05/13/24 2:44:46 PM
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I thought red meat was the worst meat for gout.

Also why would you make this thread?
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kingdrake2
05/13/24 3:40:37 PM
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Will_1231 posted...
what you have to say that would get you moderated following that.


i was going to say the B word (not the female dog word).
with a word before it. gotta keep it clean.

hiroshima and nagasaki was done by the dolphin and whale (south park history) not world history.

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absolutebuffoon
05/13/24 3:41:49 PM
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why would she deserve that sort of verbal treatment for caring gosh

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