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05/13/24 2:01:28 PM
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Turbam
05/13/24 4:18:30 PM
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I hate it here

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ironman2009
05/13/24 4:19:01 PM
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Stop moaning Turbam I'm trying to eat chicken.

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bfslick50
05/13/24 4:19:44 PM
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How was it cooked?

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masterpug53
05/13/24 4:21:07 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBjfLE5uX0A

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sfcalimari
05/13/24 4:21:27 PM
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At least he got chicken

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Turbam
05/13/24 4:24:52 PM
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bfslick50 posted...
How was it cooked?
I'm too scared to look in his direction, but I think he said it was BBQ

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/13/24 4:25:47 PM
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No hornyposting!

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Pikachuchupika
05/13/24 4:26:03 PM
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Now this is hornyposting at its finest.
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Beany
05/13/24 4:27:47 PM
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Turbam posted...
I'm too scared to look in his direction, but I think he said it was BBQ

Did he just announce this between moans, or

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Turbam
05/13/24 4:28:18 PM
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Beany posted...
Did he just announce this between moans, or
Yes

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firedoom666
05/13/24 4:31:44 PM
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You gotta ask him where he got the chicken, since it sounds absolutely delicious

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Wrath_Of_Spiral
05/13/24 4:34:25 PM
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Is it like a mouth-closed "mmm" or is it like mouth-open wide and him belting across the room, yeeting himself back in the chair, toes curled?

One is acceptable, the other either warrants an audible laugh, a tiktok video, or an email to HR.

I mean sure, I've moaned in the comfort of my own home the first time I made panko-breaded fried chicken and I occasionally say, "mmm" when I'm eating some bomb-ass homecooked food at work but it sounds like this dude is taking it to the next level.
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Trumpo
05/13/24 4:35:27 PM
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Ask if they can share

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Turducken
05/13/24 4:39:11 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Now this is hornyposting at its finest.

Hungryposting.

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Turbam
05/13/24 4:39:17 PM
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My man was still moaning as he was washing his damn hands.

I hate it here.

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Turducken
05/13/24 4:43:57 PM
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Turbam posted...
My man was still moaning as he was washing his damn hands.

I hate it here.

Ask him to get you some of that chicken next time. Maybe he'll make YOU moan down the line.

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Beany
05/13/24 4:56:36 PM
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Turbam posted...
Yes

Im sorry

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Kaiser-Mazoku
05/13/24 4:57:30 PM
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Is he eating the chicken or choking it?
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bigbadharry
05/13/24 5:00:13 PM
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Play ice jj fish's something about you girl, really loud on ur cellphone and make eye contact

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1337toothbrush
05/13/24 5:31:07 PM
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Last time this happened to me, I told the guy "I'll give you something to really moan about" and then I put him to sleep.

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Yawn_Master2
05/13/24 5:31:33 PM
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gross

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modena
05/13/24 6:03:31 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/657255f4.jpg

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thronedfire2
05/13/24 6:03:53 PM
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sometimes chicken is really tasty

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Heineken14
05/13/24 6:06:26 PM
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Ask him to chew some up and spit it into your mouth like a lil baby bird.

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/13/24 6:06:33 PM
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I worked a factory job many years ago and this guy trained a new guy and in thanks the new guy brought all this soul food like fried chicken.

So trainer guy is in the lunch room eating and making noises like his ass is being eaten.

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Enclave
05/13/24 6:08:13 PM
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Turbam posted...
I'm too scared to look in his direction, but I think he said it was BBQ

Fair, next.

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Wrath_Of_Spiral
05/14/24 8:22:58 AM
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HR: "So you have a work-related issue?"
"Yes, this guy quietly says 'mmmmm' when he eats his own homecooked food in the breakroom. Why can't he have terrible food like the rest of us? It's just not normal. Pls fire him."

Turbam posted...
My man was still moaning as he was washing his damn hands.

I hate it here.

Damn, I'm almost envious. Your guy is living his lunch breaks like he's a character from Food Wars.
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