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Goderator
05/13/24 10:34:11 PM
#1:


1: Obtain fairy godparents but giant, invincible centipedes and wasps attack you every night. No wishes can create a loophole around this and you must fistfight them instead of flying to space or whatever.

2: You get to live in a beautiful field full of endless hills, flowers, mountains, lakes, the greenest grass ,beautiful night skies and you never go hungry or die, but you are here by yourself forever(literally) with no animals or any interaction with any living thing (plants and such don't count).

3: You become the world's greatest fighter, but you must live in Silent Hill for five years. You can die here and you are never safe.

4: You get buried alive inside of a tiny coffin filled with rats, maggots and roaches that nibble on your flesh for all eternity. The coffin is constantly rotating at high speeds and is also 10,000 degrees. The creatures inside live forever. You will also never die but you experience all the sensations to their full potential and it is impossible to escape the coffin. You are permanently thirsty and hungry, the most you have ever been and the coffin smells like sewage. You have no eyelids and the Barney theme song plays on loop.

5: You create any special ability for yourself, but you must end the existence of all your family and friends. (The ability you create can not bring them back to life or erase your memory, etc)

6: You gain the powers of Goku and Superman(minus their breathing abilities), but you suffocate to death every night. You will be reborn in the morning.

7: You get to restart your life and choose your "stats" (charisma, strength, etc and face/body editor), but you will start as a 30 year old in 30,000 BC.
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Realforce
05/13/24 10:34:35 PM
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6, yo that's fucked up

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ThePieReborn
05/13/24 10:36:03 PM
#3:


You cursed 4 on purpose you monster.

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Baron_Ox
05/13/24 10:37:34 PM
#4:


#2.

overall, that's bad, but it's probably the best out of the others.

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KitKats
05/13/24 10:40:29 PM
#5:


Glad I didnt choose [4]

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radical_rhino
05/13/24 10:41:07 PM
#6:


How long does the centipede fight last? Can I still get a good nights sleep after the fight?

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Strider102
05/13/24 10:42:33 PM
#7:


Well, #5 is horrifying....

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BDSMKane
05/13/24 10:42:41 PM
#8:


Realforce posted...
6, yo that's fucked up
You might have lucked out, suffocation should occur within two minutes. If you learn to cut off your carotid you could pass out within 6s and suffocate peacefully otherwise.

I picked 3. I could make it a few days no problem. A few weeks probably. Months maybe. Years? Doubtful.

Either 5 or 6 sound like the best go, depending on how much family and friends.

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KainWind
05/13/24 10:42:53 PM
#9:


4 always wins

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Goderator
05/13/24 10:44:09 PM
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radical_rhino posted...
How long does the centipede fight last? Can I still get a good nights sleep after the fight?
I guess you're gonna find out
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Ratchetrockon
05/13/24 10:45:12 PM
#11:


i got 4

omg i'm so fucking lucky!!!!!!!!

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cadcrafter
05/13/24 10:45:57 PM
#12:


Honestly #1 is probably the best one for me so I'll take it

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Hayame_Zero
05/13/24 10:52:34 PM
#13:


I picked 3 and I thought it was horrifying at first, then read the others and realized it's not that bad.

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Robot2600
05/13/24 10:54:46 PM
#14:


4 always wins, bb

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eggcorn
05/13/24 10:57:52 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
4 always wins, bb


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AgentCoulson
05/13/24 10:58:18 PM
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Now why for come #4 doesn't have any upside?

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XxZiomaxX
05/13/24 11:00:06 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
I picked 3 and I thought it was horrifying at first, then read the others and realized it's not that bad.
This. Probably the best outcome

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ToadallyAwesome
05/13/24 11:04:43 PM
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3 always serves me well. If I gotta live in silent hill, being the worlds greatest fighter seems like a really good talent to have.

Heck, it sounds like an anime plot if you survive.

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misterbum
05/13/24 11:05:50 PM
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ThePieReborn posted...
You cursed 4 on purpose you monster.


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thronedfire2
05/13/24 11:07:20 PM
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ThePieReborn posted...
You cursed 4 on purpose you monster.


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NoxObscuras
05/13/24 11:12:47 PM
#21:


I picked 6. It sounded great until the suffocation every night part.

Baron_Ox posted...
#2.

overall, that's bad, but it's probably the best out of the others.
Nah, you'd definitely go insane living an eternity without ever interacting with another living creature again. I think 7 is overall the best. It still sucks, but you'd at least get to live a good life once you adjust to life in 30,000 BC

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Vicious_Dios
05/13/24 11:13:01 PM
#22:


Lucky number Seven.

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viewmaster_pi
05/13/24 11:13:47 PM
#23:


4 always, always loses

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Awesker002
05/13/24 11:21:57 PM
#24:


Living in Silent Hill isn't that big of a deal. It's a completely normal quiet resort town as long as you don't have some super fucked up shit in your past.

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radical_rhino
05/13/24 11:30:32 PM
#25:


Even if youre being emotionally tortured by Silent Hill, youll probably survive even with no combat skills. Youll just wander around depressed and/or crazy and occasionally interact with a protagonist whos going through a journey of self-discovery.

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Sayoria
05/13/24 11:35:16 PM
#26:


I took 1. I mean..... can't stop them attacking but like..... I'm sure I can still wish some sort of protection that they'd not be able to bash through if I cannot kill them. I mean, otherwise I'd be instantly killed I'd assume. Or maybe wish myself into like, water or vapor or something to get through the night since they are invincible.

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OriginalPlain2
05/13/24 11:40:36 PM
#27:


what all the others are sayin bout 4

i am number 4

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pazzy
05/13/24 11:41:33 PM
#28:


I chose 3. Could be worse I guess.
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TheFalseDeity
05/13/24 11:48:00 PM
#29:


Always pick 4. It was not a good choice this time.

5 seems the only winner here though.

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FL81
05/14/24 1:03:43 AM
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4 always wins

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CassandraCroft
05/14/24 3:04:26 AM
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Re #4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cc27ad4d.jpg

And because it is so fucked up I think I'll choose that one!

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Goderator
05/14/24 3:07:51 AM
#32:


CassandraCroft posted...
Re #4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cc27ad4d.jpg

And because it is so fucked up I think I'll choose that one!
The funny thing is this is a toned downed version of a topic I made like 10 years ago that got modded as a result
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Toonstrack
05/14/24 3:15:03 AM
#33:


I picked 4. At least I'll outlive you all

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Bass
05/14/24 4:02:30 AM
#34:


Goderator posted...
5: You create any special ability for yourself, but you must end the existence of all your family and friends. (The ability you create can not bring them back to life or erase your memory, etc)
Fuck, screw this.

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Vengeance29
05/14/24 4:34:27 AM
#35:


#2 would be alright if you could rescind the immortality.
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