Current Events > I had a bizarre nightmare last night.

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I dreamed that I was at the beach at this massive shindig for a week and was enjoying my time. Even promised this cute girl that we would go hiking at a trail nearby.

Anyway, I was going to the bathroom stalls when I felt something in my shorts. I reach to pull it out and it was a lobster. I then felt more and began to panic. A lifeguard helped me by saying this happens from time to time and we pulled out twelve more.

By then, I was scared and yet the lifeguard noticed something jutting out of my left leg. It was another lobster that managed to burrow inside my leg and split it open. The lifeguard told me I would need emergency surgery and I freaked out so much I that I woke myself up at four in the morning.

...this maybe the most bizarre nightmare I've ever had. I actually have fond memories of watching lobster in a supermarket's tank from when I was a kid. If I ever got an aquarium, it would be filled with lobsters.

lol

MedeaLysistrata posted...

lol

you're laughing. demented durian needed emergency surgery, and you're laughing

viewmaster_pi posted...

you're laughing. demented durian needed emergency surgery, and you're laughing

The split was very wide as well. I could see my leg bones and blood vessels. Definitely could have lost that leg if it was real.

After reading the Dark Tower series, I know you don't fuck with lobsters.

Sounds like a trip to Red Lobster is in order.

That was a claws call.

This means one of two things: you're going to have a sexual encounter with something in the future and you may not like it

or you're going to have lobster for lunch soon.

Accolon posted...

After reading the Dark Tower series, I know you don't fuck with lobsters.

Elden Ring has massive lobsters. I hate those but not real ones. I think they're neat little animals.

Pikachuchupika posted...

This means one of two things: you're going to have a sexual encounter with something in the future and you may not like it

or you're going to have lobster for lunch soon.

Where on Earth did you get that notion from?

I once dated a girl who cheated on me with someone named Fred Schneider.

Im not proud that my response to learning that was from the B-52s?

Rock Lobster!

DementedDurian posted...

Where on Earth did you get that notion from?

The dream. Uninvited creatures were in your shorts. This is a sign that something sexual will occur to you in the future. However, it could also mean something that you're dealing with is making you uncomfortable right now.

Accolon posted...

After reading the Dark Tower series, I know you don't fuck with lobsters.

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Pikachuchupika posted...

The dream. Uninvited creatures were in your shorts. This is a sign that something sexual will occur to you in the future. However, it could also mean something that you're dealing with is making you uncomfortable right now.

I have gender dysphoria, but in the dream I was clearly in a man's body. I remember trying to avoid people from seeing my genitals as the lifeguard was helping me get the lobsters out.