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Cocytus 05/15/24 9:55:06 AM #1:	Paddling the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'. --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:980403244] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Paddling the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/15/24 9:56:02 AM #2:	My favorite Simpsons joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980403255] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>My favorite Simpsons joke:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/15/24 9:59:50 AM #3:	Tonight on Wings...ah, who cares. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980403305] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Tonight on Wings...ah, who cares. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_____Cait 05/15/24 10:20:05 AM #5:	Nuke the whales? Eh someones gotta nuke em --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 <cite>_____Cait posted [p:980403538] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Nuke the whales?Eh someones gotta nuke em </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chadawah 05/15/24 10:21:17 AM #6:	Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers --- Bethany took my pickles. All of them. Even the spicey ones. <cite>Chadawah posted [p:980403554] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 05/15/24 10:24:04 AM #7:	Most of the lines in Homer Goes to College. https://youtu.be/kb_uWogPeno --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:980403599] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Most of the lines in Homer Goes to College.https://youtu.be/kb_uWogPeno </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 05/15/24 10:34:58 AM #8:	Inflammable means flammable? --- updated 5/22/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:980403757] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Inflammable means flammable? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 05/15/24 10:35:34 AM #9:	MedeaLysistrata posted... Inflammable means flammable? What a country! --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:980403766] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>Inflammable means flammable?</quote>What a country! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/15/24 10:40:25 AM #10:	Moon Pie. What a time to be alive. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980403834] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Moon Pie. What a time to be alive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 05/15/24 10:44:10 AM #11:	_____Cait posted... Nuke the whales? Eh someones gotta nuke em ahem pushes up glasses the quote is: Idk, gotta nuke somethin --- Bad Faith User <cite>SwayM posted [p:980403880] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>_____Cait posted... </cite><quote>Nuke the whales?Eh someones gotta nuke em</quote>ahem pushes up glasses the quote is:Idk, gotta nuke somethin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 05/15/24 10:44:29 AM #12:	I'll have a crab juice --- updated 5/22/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:980403883] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I'll have a crab juice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 05/15/24 10:49:02 AM #13:	Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:980403937] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/15/24 10:50:45 AM #14:	This just in, a fistfight has broken out in downtown Springfield! Early reports indicate - and these are very preliminary - that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. ...Do we have a source on this?! A bunch of drunken frat boys...alright, I could use some names...I.P. Freely...I, GRRR! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980403960] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>This just in, a fistfight has broken out in downtown Springfield! Early reports indicate - and these are very preliminary - that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. ...Do we have a source on this?! A bunch of drunken frat boys...alright, I could use some names...I.P. Freely...I, GRRR! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 05/15/24 10:57:35 AM #15:	Not really a joke and more of an absurd setup, but I absolutely love this: Marge: Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away. Homer: Suggestion noted. * Starts eating* ~~https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9dd4ab26.jpg~~ --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:980404036] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Not really a joke and more of an absurd setup, but I absolutely love this:Marge: Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away. Homer: Suggestion noted. * Starts eating*https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9dd4ab26.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Target 05/15/24 10:58:38 AM #16:	Smithers, theres a rocket in my pocket --- https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm <cite>Blue_Target posted [p:980404056] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Smithers, theres a rocket in my pocket </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 05/15/24 12:02:52 PM #17:	Have the Rolling Stones killed --- You're never ever fully dressed without a smile! <cite>Cocytus posted [p:980404821] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Have the Rolling Stones killed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/15/24 12:46:51 PM #18:	"I'm not saying it won't work, I'm just saying it's dishonest." "Well if we agree, then why are we arguing?!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980405545] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"I'm not saying it won't work, I'm just saying it's dishonest.""Well if we agree, then why are we arguing?!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/15/24 12:53:49 PM #19:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a18352d.png --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980405645] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a18352d.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/15/24 12:54:10 PM #20:	dammit Gfaqs wtf is with you and gifs? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980405651] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>dammit Gfaqs wtf is with you and gifs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 05/15/24 12:54:45 PM #21:	Oh....fudge....that's...broken Tiddly tee, that will require a tetanus shot! I'm not going to swear, but I AM going to tear this DOG HOUSE DOWN --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:980405664] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Oh....fudge....that's...brokenTiddly tee, that will require a tetanus shot! I'm not going to swear, but I AM going to tear this DOG HOUSE DOWN </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/15/24 12:59:11 PM #22:	"Mr. Simpson, surely you can't put a price on your family's safety." "I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are." --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980405725] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>"Mr. Simpson, surely you can't put a price on your family's safety.""I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 05/15/24 1:04:16 PM #23:	I see you've played Knifey Spoony before --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:980405792] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I see you've played Knifey Spoony before </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/15/24 1:05:53 PM #24:	I will be dead in the cold, cold ground before the line "Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far" fails to get a chuckle out of me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980405821] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I will be dead in the cold, cold ground before the line "Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far" fails to get a chuckle out of me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 05/15/24 2:15:49 PM #25:	Hello Mr Thompson --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:980406778] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Hello Mr Thompson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 05/15/24 2:24:17 PM #26:	But, 500 posts isn't large enough space to post everything post-season 10... --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:980406933] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>But, 500 posts isn't large enough space to post everything post-season 10... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain_S_Fiend 05/15/24 4:28:00 PM #27:	The_Popo posted... Hello Mr Thompson I think he's talking to you --- The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself. <cite>Villain_S_Fiend posted [p:980408818] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>The_Popo posted... </cite><quote>Hello Mr Thompson</quote>I think he's talking to you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 05/15/24 4:32:38 PM #28:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2omx0uvl0WU&ab_channel=ThingsICantFindOtherwise --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:980408891] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2omx0uvl0WU&ab_channel=ThingsICantFindOtherwise </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/15/24 5:03:54 PM #29:	DAT'S DAH JOHKE caps --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980409360] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>DAT'S DAH JOHKEcaps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/15/24 5:04:52 PM #30:	SwayM posted... ahem pushes up glasses the quote is: Idk, gotta nuke somethin Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder! <cite>TMOG posted [p:980409379] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>SwayM posted... </cite><quote>ahem pushes up glasses the quote is:Idk, gotta nuke somethin</quote>Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 05/15/24 5:16:29 PM #31:	Smithers: I told you Simpson was a poor choice sir. Mr. Burns: You know Smithers, I told you so has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP. Mr. Burns: Wait, Im shooting AT Nazis? Thats not how I remember it. Mr. Burns: Let's see, social security number: naught, naught, naught... naught, naught... naught, naught, naught, two. Damn Roosevelt! Cause of parents' death: got in my way. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:980409558] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Smithers: I told you Simpson was a poor choice sir.Mr. Burns: You know Smithers, I told you so has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP.Mr. Burns: Wait, Im shooting AT Nazis? Thats not how I remember it.Mr. Burns: Let's see, social security number: naught, naught, naught... naught, naught... naught, naught, naught, two. Damn Roosevelt! Cause of parents' death: got in my way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/15/24 5:17:26 PM #32:	It's Raining Men? Not no more it ain't. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980409580] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>It's Raining Men?Not no more it ain't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ablegator 05/15/24 5:22:51 PM #33:	I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Wait, scratch that one. --- Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid? <cite>ablegator posted [p:980409669] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere hahahahaha, after all isn't there a little Uter in all of us? hahahaha... hahaha, in fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs... right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Wait, scratch that one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/15/24 5:28:00 PM #34:	Now now, leave the money out of this! It's not the money's fault you cheated. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980409743] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Now now, leave the money out of this! It's not the money's fault you cheated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sfcalimari 05/15/24 5:38:10 PM #35:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwB3tcs1L8A --- "Tether even a roasted chicken." - Yamamoto Tsunetomo <cite>sfcalimari posted [p:980409897] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwB3tcs1L8A </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/15/24 5:38:48 PM #36:	Flintstones chewable morphine --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:980409909] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Flintstones chewable morphine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ablegator 05/15/24 5:40:52 PM #37:	https://youtu.be/GX4fdRoHy3E?feature=shared --- Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid? <cite>ablegator posted [p:980409942] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/GX4fdRoHy3E?feature=shared </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 05/15/24 5:46:12 PM #38:	What he meant is Monster Island is actually a peninsula! --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:980410019] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>What he meant is Monster Island is actually a peninsula! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westernwolf4 05/15/24 5:47:20 PM #39:	Uh, Homer, there is a hidden message in this song you may have missed. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. <cite>Westernwolf4 posted [p:980410033] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Uh, Homer, there is a hidden message in this song you may have missed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameGodOfAll 05/15/24 5:48:19 PM #40:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1c4437cb.jpg --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! http://imgur.com/Fc39f.jpg <cite>GameGodOfAll posted [p:980410045] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1c4437cb.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 05/15/24 6:36:30 PM #41:	Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:980410732] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/16/24 9:26:51 AM #42:	Pfft, "Clown College." You can't eat that! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980418780] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Pfft, "Clown College." You can't eat that! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 05/16/24 9:44:15 AM #43:	Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from, uh, some place far away. Yes, that will do. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:980418984] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from, uh, some place far away. Yes, that will do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MLBloomy 05/16/24 10:05:59 AM #44:	Springfield Heights Institute of Technology <cite>MLBloomy posted [p:980419253] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Springfield Heights Institute of Technology</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/16/24 10:07:44 AM #45:	Eat around the banana, Dad. It's just empty vitamins! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:980419285] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Eat around the banana, Dad. It's just empty vitamins! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 05/16/24 10:11:28 AM #46:	The return of the Soviet Union always cracks me up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMeMrPuQyU --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:980419335] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>The return of the Soviet Union always cracks me up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMeMrPuQyU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/16/24 10:16:31 AM #47:	Two Simpsons walk into a bar, bartender says I suppose youll be wanting a drink, first Simpson says Ill have a bleeding gums Murphy, bartender says 12.50 how will you be paying, second Simpson says doh --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:980419379] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Two Simpsons walk into a bar, bartender says I suppose youll be wanting a drink, first Simpson says Ill have a bleeding gums Murphy, bartender says 12.50 how will you be paying, second Simpson says doh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 05/16/24 10:17:53 AM #48:	Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:980419398] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Seb 05/16/24 10:21:37 AM #49:	The aurora borealis? In your kitchen? Yes. Can I see it? No. <cite>Solid_Seb posted [p:980419442] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>The aurora borealis? In your kitchen?Yes.Can I see it?No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoIidLegacy 05/16/24 10:23:37 AM #50:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAqlx_9lv0 --- Choco: why are americans so weird omniryu: To make a long story short, self esteem issue. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:980419467] in Post Simps... [t:80769591]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAqlx_9lv0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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