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Dakimakura 05/15/24 7:04:56 PM #1: |
I tried to murder one but it got away
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Irony 05/15/24 7:05:16 PM #2: |
Do you mean like seriously or is this a joke topic
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Enclave 05/15/24 7:08:10 PM #3: |
It'll now bide its time, watching you from the shadows, waiting for you to drop your guard. One day you'll decide to have a nap, once you fall deep into slumber it'll know its time is now, it'll dart into your mouth and force you to swallow it in your sleep.
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Dakimakura 05/15/24 7:08:49 PM #4: |
Irony posted...
Do you mean like seriously or is this a joke topic Spider murder is no joking matter Enclave posted... It'll now bide its time, watching you from the shadows, waiting for you to drop your guard. One day you'll decide to have a nap, once you fall deep into slumber it'll know its time is now, it'll dart into your mouth and force you to swallow it in your sleep. No horny posting --- DakimakuraToast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 05/15/24 7:09:49 PM #5: |
Yes, but they'll just passive-aggressively bring it up to make you feel bad.
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Robot2600 05/15/24 7:09:49 PM #6: |
yes, spiders have memories and can remember things.
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Dakimakura 05/15/24 7:10:23 PM #7: |
Robot2600 posted...
yes, spiders have memories and can remember things. uh oh --- DakimakuraToast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 05/15/24 7:21:26 PM #8: |
Okay, hypothetical follow up question:
If you were a venomous killing machine who had previously been attempted to be murdered but got away, what would you do after you escaped? --- DakimakuraToast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 05/15/24 7:25:35 PM #9: |
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Dakimakura 05/15/24 7:29:15 PM #10: |
PowerOats posted...
Lay thousands of children underneath dark, hard to reach areas in your house https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/173d93aa.jpg --- DakimakuraToast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadowblade 05/15/24 7:29:26 PM #11: |
Let it bite you. Maybe he will be the one that gives you spidey powers.
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Robot2600 05/15/24 7:30:14 PM #12: |
Dakimakura posted...
Okay, hypothetical follow up question: i would avoid the giant that was 10000x my size, in general. --- April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 05/15/24 8:04:36 PM #13: |
Okay, good news everyone. I have hired a counter assassin to hunt down the spider before it can get revenge on me.
I have employed my cat Mr. Fluffbottoms to track down the spider and kill on sight. Currently she is licking herself. I can only imagine the master plan she is coming up with. --- DakimakuraToast ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 05/15/24 8:05:41 PM #14: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/53940662.jpg
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Enclave 05/15/24 8:10:17 PM #15: |
Dakimakura posted...
Okay, good news everyone. I have hired a counter assassin to hunt down the spider before it can get revenge on me. She's a cat, she's going to take the advanced payment and then in turn continue her plot to kill you. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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C-zom 05/15/24 8:14:03 PM #16: |
Almost all spiders are scared to holy hell of you. Bites in sleep happen during unfortunate timing of snoring, rolling over, or startling the thing.
I imagine if you try to kill it, and it escapes, it fucks off. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkittyOnWailord 05/15/24 8:21:37 PM #17: |
It didn't "get away". It was merely going to get its friends before coming back.
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Dakimakura 05/15/24 8:29:42 PM #18: |
Mr. Fluffbottom can handle any spider crew no problem. Now, if a double cross were to occur
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thronedfire2 05/15/24 8:31:14 PM #19: |
Its dozens of babies certainly will
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