Current Events > $40 million but Cazadors from Fallout New Vegas become real

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05/17/24 12:02:25 PM
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HighSeraph
05/17/24 12:12:13 PM
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A large enough breeding population to ensure their continued existence appear on every continent.

For those not familiar a cazador is a giant tarantula hawk wasp that preys on humans

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masterpug53
05/17/24 12:16:17 PM
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Not for all the tea in China. I'd rather have giant spiders irl over cazadores.

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Aressar
05/17/24 12:17:40 PM
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Anyone who chooses money here has clearly never played NV. I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth making cazadores real.

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teep_
05/17/24 12:18:02 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
on every continent.

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saspa
05/17/24 12:25:19 PM
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I'm positive that's an RE 4 enemy. Then what were the RE 4 flying bugs called?

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HighSeraph
05/17/24 12:26:17 PM
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saspa posted...
I'm positive that's an RE 4 enemy. Then what were the RE 4 flying bugs called?
It probably is cazadore just means hunter in Spanish

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speedpunk
05/17/24 12:29:44 PM
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saspa posted...
I'm positive that's an RE 4 enemy. Then what were the RE 4 flying bugs called?
Novistadors

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HA4e
05/17/24 12:38:28 PM
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I'm pretty sure humanity can exterminate them, so gimme the money!

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Bass
05/17/24 12:40:28 PM
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No way. Normal wasps freak me out enough.

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HighSeraph
05/17/24 2:41:49 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00a4fb89.jpg

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Samurai_Man
05/17/24 2:48:15 PM
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a .50 cal Barrett would make short work of them, give me the 40 million haha

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BucketCat
05/17/24 2:51:49 PM
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yeah, I'd use the money to create technology that will detect cazadors, target them, and then blast them with diatomaceous earth on sight.

harmless to humans, insects don't stand a chance. it basically slices them up from the inside. gg no re, bug boys, you're days are numbered....and the number of the day?? zero.

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Funkydog
05/17/24 2:51:53 PM
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Fuck no and fuck you for suggesting it

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UnholyMudcrab
05/17/24 2:57:03 PM
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I can't imagine they would last very long. This would definitely be a "get the military out here right the fuck now" kind of situation.

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K181
05/17/24 3:02:16 PM
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Could be worse.

https://youtu.be/Ie21_PAcKlg?si=wmJ9ox8yoiN7zab6

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Trumpo
05/17/24 3:07:36 PM
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I think I feel woozy

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thekosmicfool
05/19/24 1:26:09 AM
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Nah I don't fucks with Cazadors

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Irony
05/19/24 1:58:28 AM
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Yes as a joke

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Aloc
05/19/24 2:00:48 AM
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Aressar posted...
Anyone who chooses money here has clearly never played NV. I'm not sure any amount of money would be worth making cazadores real.

Lock your family up in a high rise.

That's the only way the money will work.

Cazadores are fucking scary.

I think every country would be on martial law.

Permanently.

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andri_g
05/20/24 9:20:50 PM
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No, absolutely not.

Even with the best gear and antidote, one poisoning can kill and they can do it over and over again.

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Ratchetrockon
05/20/24 9:21:40 PM
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yup I have faith that some people will create insecticide against them

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/20/24 9:27:24 PM
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You couldn't pay me any amount of money to make those fucking things real

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MartavisBryant
05/20/24 9:30:18 PM
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Fuck that, fam. I can't even deal with regular bees.

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JoeDangIt
05/20/24 9:55:07 PM
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If there is one thing that could bring humanity together, it's a hatred of cazadors.
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Tyranthraxus
05/20/24 10:00:19 PM
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Sure. $40 million is more than enough to build an underground bunker where I can live my life in peace and after that it's y'all's problem.

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Baha05
05/20/24 10:01:02 PM
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Nope unless they only appear on one stretch of highway leading to Vegas from Goodsprings

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Aressar
05/21/24 3:35:58 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Sure. $40 million is more than enough to build an underground bunker where I can live my life in peace and after that it's y'all's problem.

Ah, where ever would the world be without the refreshing selfishess of some people?

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Glob
05/21/24 3:46:33 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I can't imagine they would last very long. This would definitely be a "get the military out here right the fuck now" kind of situation.

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Sufferedphoenix
05/21/24 5:51:19 AM
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Not enough money. I'd need enough to fund a war against them and still have millions left over.

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Rotterdammerung
05/21/24 6:05:32 AM
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Mass-murder hornets. No thanks

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