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Tyranthraxus 05/18/24 1:24:50 PM #1: |
You don't have to win but if it kills you, you're just dead.
The Cassowary is an adult male. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enclave 05/18/24 1:26:48 PM #2: |
I like my odds better than against an Ostrich but I mean it'll probably still kill you in a single kick.
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Quezovercoatl 05/18/24 1:26:51 PM #3: |
I'll die when I am killed?! I don't know about this deal. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__starsnostars 05/18/24 1:27:05 PM #4: |
I wouldn't enjoy that but with that amount of money on the table you have to take the offer.
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Zergrush80 05/18/24 1:46:54 PM #5: |
If I can wear like a full set of armor than sure why not.
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AceMos 05/18/24 1:48:09 PM #6: |
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangerous
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Tyranthraxus 05/18/24 1:50:53 PM #7: |
AceMos posted...
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangerousIt's basically the last dinosaur on the planet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2LkrR0_dw --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 05/18/24 1:51:04 PM #8: |
AceMos posted...
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangeroushttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56024826.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/538cda91.jpg --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 05/18/24 1:51:53 PM #9: |
ok, i'll wear an electric spike suit and just tackle the cassowary, impaling it and eletrocuting it to death. the spike suit leaves me hands bare so i technically follow the restrictions
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Foppe 05/18/24 1:53:08 PM #10: |
AceMos posted...
what is a cassowary and why is it so dangeroushttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9319e28c.jpg Australian bird. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AceMos 05/18/24 1:55:51 PM #11: |
of course a hellbird would live in australia
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DrizztLink 05/18/24 1:56:18 PM #12: |
I find myself casso-wary.
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Turducken 05/18/24 1:56:57 PM #13: |
I'll just run up real quick and kick it. That's technically fighting it, I didn't win but I don't have to, so I immediately call an end to the fight and enjoy that sweet cash.
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Tyranthraxus 05/18/24 2:00:54 PM #14: |
Turducken posted...
I'll just run up real quick and kick it. That's technically fighting it, I didn't win but I don't have to, so I immediately call an end to the fight and enjoy that sweet cash.Sure a couple seconds after winning the fight the Cassowary has ripped out your intestines. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssb_yunglink2 05/18/24 2:02:40 PM #15: |
unless i can wear some sort of armor then not a chance lmao
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Mr_Karate_II 05/18/24 2:04:50 PM #16: |
Nope, no thanks.
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Turducken 05/18/24 2:05:14 PM #17: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
Nope. Fight's over. He isn't allowed to attack if we're not fighting. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssb_yunglink2 05/18/24 2:07:45 PM #18: |
Turducken posted...
Nope. Fight's over. He isn't allowed to attack if we're not fighting.you stopped fighting. That doesnt mean the bird did --- Hee Ho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 05/18/24 2:08:46 PM #19: |
Deal, I'd wear a shit ton of Cassowary proof armor and punch it twice with just my exposed fists.
Or Lasso its legs, and shut its beak, and 'fight it' as it squirms around on the floor using only my hands. Thanks for the fake money. --- S / K / Y / N / E ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turducken 05/18/24 2:10:19 PM #20: |
ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Fuckin' cheater birdinosaur. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 05/18/24 2:11:21 PM #21: |
For a billion dollars, I'd risk it.
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UnholyMudcrab 05/18/24 2:12:01 PM #22: |
Cassowaries fucking dismember people. I ain't touching this deal.
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LeoRavus 05/18/24 2:14:10 PM #23: |
For a billion I'd fight 2 at once. As long as you can get to the neck it should be over fast.
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ssb_yunglink2 05/18/24 2:18:28 PM #24: |
LeoRavus posted...
For a billion I'd fight 2 at once. As long as you can get to the neck it should be over fast.dawg youre not getting to the neck of 1 much less 2 Look up videos of these things. Youd be hoping they get to your neck fast in a fight against 2 of them --- Hee Ho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 05/18/24 2:21:35 PM #25: |
AceMos posted...
of course a hellbird would live in australia*something exist* Australia: Hold my beer! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 05/18/24 2:24:56 PM #26: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's basically the last dinosaur on the planet.Dude ate half the apple lmao timer should have kept going --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 05/18/24 2:28:32 PM #27: |
no problem, Ive watched enough karate movies to side step this bird and twist this mofo into a knot
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Solar_Crimson 05/18/24 2:59:30 PM #28: |
AceMos posted...
of course a hellbird would live in australiaThey mostly live in Indonesia and Papua New Guinea. The Australian population is endangered. --- "Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/18/24 3:04:30 PM #29: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
They mostly live in Indonesia and Papua New Guinea. The Australian population is endangered.Because of invasive pigs destroying the habitat. It's weird to think about sometimes when animals go extinct that the first thing that comes to mind is how the sea mink was hunted to extinction but in reality it's because we keep destroying the habitats or upsetting ecosystem equilibrium with invasive animals. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 05/18/24 3:07:35 PM #30: |
I'll shoot the thing.
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Azn_Psycho 05/18/24 3:09:17 PM #31: |
Define "fighting".
Can I just smack it once and immediately flee? Preferably to a waiting vehicle, such as an ambulance, and be driven to safety? --- Blah, blah, blah, and blah. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 05/18/24 3:13:26 PM #32: |
that's just a 3 foot turkey
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Turbam 05/18/24 3:16:01 PM #33: |
What's the Cassowary's name?
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Jiek_Fafn 05/18/24 3:16:04 PM #34: |
I'm confident enough at my chances to sucker punch it and win immediately
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divot1338 05/18/24 3:19:35 PM #35: |
I befriend it and then challenge the cassowary to an apple eating contest.
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Tyranthraxus 05/18/24 3:21:44 PM #36: |
Azn_Psycho posted...
Define "fighting".You must engage it in such a way that it is sufficiently enraged that it attacks you. You can definitely try to flee but good luck with that. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 05/18/24 3:25:02 PM #37: |
Heh. Jokes on you. I'm actually more dangerous with my bare hands than with my swords.
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DrizztLink 05/18/24 3:26:07 PM #38: |
Touch posted...
Heh. Jokes on you. I'm actually more dangerous with my bare hands than with my swords.You can't fight a bird with your bear hands, that's just science. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 05/18/24 3:27:24 PM #39: |
DrizztLink posted...
You can't fight a bird with your bear hands, that's just science.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/85816a48.jpg --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KajeI 05/18/24 3:29:01 PM #40: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
You must engage it in such a way that it is sufficiently enraged that it attacks you.Do I get to pick the Cassowary? --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/18/24 3:34:01 PM #41: |
KajeI posted...
Do I get to pick the Cassowary? It's an Adult Male Cassowary --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KajeI 05/18/24 3:34:44 PM #42: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
It's an Adult Male CassowaryGot it. I find the oldest Cassowary that looks like it's right on death's door and slap that one, then bravely run away. --- Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turducken 05/18/24 3:35:14 PM #43: |
Not all adult male cassowarys are created equal. Pick a shrimpy, sickly-looking one.
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AceMos 05/18/24 5:34:51 PM #44: |
isnt it typically female birds that are the more dangerous?
are last living dino birds different?> --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unsuprised_Pika 05/18/24 5:38:05 PM #45: |
So if I just sucker kick it in the back of the head and run for my life does that count?
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joe_stalin518 05/18/24 5:40:38 PM #46: |
Mordecai and Rigby couldn't fight one of those without calling baby duck friends, what could we do alone?
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