Current Events > Trump's fat ass breaks podium, blames 'crappy contractor'.

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darkace77450 05/18/24 6:29:28 PM #1:	He can't even stand upright without leaning on his podium, yet his cultists would have us believe he's fitter than the man who still rides his bicycle. https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1791644668901392451 <cite>darkace77450 posted [p:980454287] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>He can't even stand upright without leaning on his podium, yet his cultists would have us believe he's fitter than the man who still rides his bicycle. https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1791644668901392451</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UltimateWing 05/18/24 6:35:23 PM #2:	Im hoping he breaks the podium in todays rally. --- Rep. McCarthy does not have the votes (14 times). Now, ousted! Rep. Jordan does not have the votes (3 times). <cite>UltimateWing posted [p:980454382] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Im hoping he breaks the podium in todays rally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkace77450 05/18/24 6:41:14 PM #3:	UltimateWing posted... Im hoping he breaks the podium in todays rally. You shouldn't wish that. He might fall. What a shame it would be if he were to injure himself. My heart would break to see Trump embarrassed and hurt at his own rally. <cite>darkace77450 posted [p:980454458] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>UltimateWing posted... </cite><quote>Im hoping he breaks the podium in todays rally.</quote>You shouldn't wish that. He might fall. What a shame it would be if he were to injure himself. My heart would break to see Trump embarrassed and hurt at his own rally. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 05/18/24 6:42:18 PM #4:	Is that fake laughter? Those aren't funny jokes. <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:980454478] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Is that fake laughter? Those aren't funny jokes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Derwood 05/18/24 6:42:45 PM #5:	BewmHedshot posted... Is that fake laughter? Those aren't funny jokes. Conservatives have no sense of humor. --- My alt is my new main <cite>Derwood posted [p:980454485] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>BewmHedshot posted... </cite><quote>Is that fake laughter? Those aren't funny jokes.</quote>Conservatives have no sense of humor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 05/18/24 6:48:24 PM #6:	it's what happens when you don't pay people <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:980454555] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>it's what happens when you don't pay people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 05/18/24 6:48:54 PM #7:	These people hear Trump shitting on average workers and these people think he wouldn't do it to them. --- Biden is the greatest President ever. <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:980454560] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>These people hear Trump shitting on average workers and these people think he wouldn't do it to them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 05/18/24 6:52:31 PM #8:	I hope it breaks all the way next time and he faceplants and shits his pants live. Obligatory without notable injury cuz certain mods give a shit about fascist losers --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:980454601] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>I hope it breaks all the way next time and he faceplants and shits his pants live. Obligatory without notable injury cuz certain mods give a shit about fascist losers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 05/18/24 6:54:32 PM #10:	Of course he needs to lean on the podium, the lifts in his shoes mess with what little sense of balance he has. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980454633] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Of course he needs to lean on the podium, the lifts in his shoes mess with what little sense of balance he has. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 05/18/24 6:57:09 PM #11:	Conservative humor is attacking others. That's all it is. --- "Intelligence has no place in Politics" Londo, (Babylon Five) Best new show of 2023, One Piece live action. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:980454669] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Conservative humor is attacking others.That's all it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 05/18/24 6:57:22 PM #12:	I bet he had at least one person fired over this. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:980454673] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>I bet he had at least one person fired over this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/18/24 6:58:08 PM #13:	I thought he only hired the best people. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:980454680] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>I thought he only hired the best people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 05/18/24 7:00:47 PM #14:	he knows more about having a bad platform than anyone --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:980454724] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>he knows more about having a bad platform than anyone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 05/18/24 7:02:58 PM #15:	This must be because muscle weighs more than fat. All the pics I see of him on Facebook show him shirtless in a boxing ring and he's got like a 65-pack and biceps that could curl pickup trucks. They should have known the man was an absolute UNIT (OF FREEDOM) and built a podium as strong as Donnie (I'm not being serious in case it's not obvious) --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:980454752] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>This must be because muscle weighs more than fat. All the pics I see of him on Facebook show him shirtless in a boxing ring and he's got like a 65-pack and biceps that could curl pickup trucks.They should have known the man was an absolute UNIT (OF FREEDOM) and built a podium as strong as Donnie (I'm not being serious in case it's not obvious) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/18/24 7:03:02 PM #16:	Ehhhh. Trump is garbage, but this is a nothing. I lean on shit even though I can stand just fine and with the way it came apart, it does look more like it was put together badly. And the leaning to the left bit was a wittier joke than I expected from him, though he did ruin it by explaining it. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:980454753] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Ehhhh. Trump is garbage, but this is a nothing. I lean on shit even though I can stand just fine and with the way it came apart, it does look more like it was put together badly.And the leaning to the left bit was a wittier joke than I expected from him, though he did ruin it by explaining it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ooger 05/18/24 7:21:50 PM #17:	lol --- This signature is not political. <cite>ooger posted [p:980455029] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/18/24 7:23:36 PM #18:	pegusus123456 posted... Ehhhh. Trump is garbage, but this is a nothing. I lean on shit even though I can stand just fine and with the way it came apart, it does look more like it was put together badly. And the leaning to the left bit was a wittier joke than I expected from him, though he did ruin it by explaining it. you haven't noticed that in his first campaign and term he was a total hand talker and now he spends entire rallies leaning on the podium? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:980455056] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>Ehhhh. Trump is garbage, but this is a nothing. I lean on shit even though I can stand just fine and with the way it came apart, it does look more like it was put together badly.And the leaning to the left bit was a wittier joke than I expected from him, though he did ruin it by explaining it.</quote>you haven't noticed that in his first campaign and term he was a total hand talker and now he spends entire rallies leaning on the podium? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 05/18/24 7:28:38 PM #19:	Podiums will now come with a warning: maximum weight 300lbs --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:980455106] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Podiums will now come with a warning: maximum weight 300lbs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UltimateWing 05/18/24 9:12:32 PM #20:	https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791948186069905575 Today, hes swatting away flies. Somebody forgot to change his diaper. --- Rep. McCarthy does not have the votes (14 times). Now, ousted! Rep. Jordan does not have the votes (3 times). <cite>UltimateWing posted [p:980456386] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791948186069905575Today, hes swatting away flies. Somebody forgot to change his diaper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimeForAction 05/18/24 9:13:52 PM #21:	Whys he even on about rfk <cite>TimeForAction posted [p:980456396] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Whys he even on about rfk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 05/18/24 9:14:39 PM #22:	"Joe Biden is weak" Later "This fly is brutal" Lol --- I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:980456406] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>"Joe Biden is weak"Later"This fly is brutal"Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/18/24 9:15:14 PM #23:	an NRA meeting? someone should have tried to shoot the fly --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:980456414] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>an NRA meeting? someone should have tried to shoot the fly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkDaLunatic 05/18/24 9:15:17 PM #24:	TimeForAction posted... Whys he even on about rfk Because he's a radical elf or something. --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. <cite>LinkDaLunatic posted [p:980456415] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>TimeForAction posted... </cite><quote>Whys he even on about rfk</quote>Because he's a radical elf or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 05/18/24 9:18:48 PM #25:	thronedfire2 posted... an NRA meeting? someone should have tried to shoot the fly Nah man, guns are too unsafe to take to NRA meetings. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:980456446] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>an NRA meeting? someone should have tried to shoot the fly</quote>Nah man, guns are too unsafe to take to NRA meetings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 05/18/24 9:24:22 PM #26:	creativerealms posted... Conservative humor is attacking others. That's all it is. Trump is a tyrant, but let's be real: in the same situation, Biden would have made a similar joke about it tilting right. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:980456518] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>creativerealms posted... </cite><quote>Conservative humor is attacking others.That's all it is.</quote>Trump is a tyrant, but let's be real: in the same situation, Biden would have made a similar joke about it tilting right. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thermador446 05/18/24 9:37:13 PM #27:	LeCh0nk posted... Podiums will now come with a warning: maximum weight 300lbs Or 1 giant turd --- "While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch <cite>Thermador446 posted [p:980456671] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted... </cite><quote>Podiums will now come with a warning: maximum weight 300lbs</quote>Or 1 giant turd </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkace77450 05/18/24 9:40:17 PM #28:	thronedfire2 posted... an NRA meeting? someone should have tried to shoot the fly NRA conventions prohibit guns when Trump's a guess, which is weird considering all the times they've insisted gun-free zones are more dangerous than areas full of armed citizens. By their logic, a convention hall full of armed, pro-2nd Amendment conservatives would be the safest place on the planet for Donald Trump. <cite>darkace77450 posted [p:980456714] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>an NRA meeting? someone should have tried to shoot the fly</quote>NRA conventions prohibit guns when Trump's a guess, which is weird considering all the times they've insisted gun-free zones are more dangerous than areas full of armed citizens. By their logic, a convention hall full of armed, pro-2nd Amendment conservatives would be the safest place on the planet for Donald Trump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/18/24 9:46:04 PM #29:	"Americans are not struggling...ya know, this is the worst platform." He's not wrong on this one. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:980456783] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>"Americans are not struggling...ya know, this is the worst platform."He's not wrong on this one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 05/18/24 10:28:13 PM #30:	UltimateWing posted... https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791948186069905575 Today, hes swatting away flies. Somebody forgot to change his diaper. One of the very few times where I support the flies. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:980457279] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>UltimateWing posted... </cite><quote>https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1791948186069905575Today, hes swatting away flies. Somebody forgot to change his diaper.</quote>One of the very few times where I support the flies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 05/18/24 10:31:38 PM #31:	Let's be realistic at least, he did not 'almost fall' --- (He/Him) I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:980457326] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>Let's be realistic at least, he did not 'almost fall' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I_is_smart 05/18/24 10:55:33 PM #32:	I was expecting a bit more from that clip. He barely even stumbled. --- Tah-rah-rah-boom-dee-aaay, did you get yours todaaay? I got mine yesterdaaay, that's why I walk this way. i.imgur.com/FoxGIbC.jpg <cite>I_is_smart posted [p:980457643] in Trump's fa... [t:80771871]...</cite> <quote>I was expecting a bit more from that clip. He barely even stumbled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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