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Cocytus
05/18/24 6:41:09 PM
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If you push the button, someone you don't know somewhere on Earth dies as a direct result. BUT YOU get 1 million dollars.

Push the button?

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Derwood
05/18/24 6:42:20 PM
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How many times can I push it?

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Cocytus
05/18/24 6:43:31 PM
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Derwood posted...
How many times can I push it?
Once, but it makes you a murderer.

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MrMolinaro
05/18/24 6:43:39 PM
#4:


I push the button 4 billion times while drinking a beer with Thanos.
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/18/24 6:45:14 PM
#5:


I get out my tools and open up the box. Because there may be some kind of auto-quill and a Death Note inside or something.


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Turducken
05/18/24 6:48:18 PM
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I hold the button down until my hand goes numb.

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LinkDaLunatic
05/18/24 6:49:36 PM
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Can I change the button? I push it, my family gets one million dollars and I die? Because I will push it. I will push that button.

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Cocytus
05/18/24 6:52:35 PM
#8:


LinkDaLunatic posted...
Can I change the button? I push it, my family gets one million dollars and I die? Because I will push it. I will push that button.
Uhhh, no you kill someone and get the money

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LinkDaLunatic
05/18/24 7:06:03 PM
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Then I ain't pushing it. I don't want that shit on me. I'm depressed enough without knowing I potentially ended a mother or father, a brother or sister, a daughter or son.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/18/24 7:20:58 PM
#10:


As long as this remains completely hypothetical, I can safely say that I would not press that button.

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CassandraCroft
05/18/24 7:27:43 PM
#11:


I would happily push that button hard and fast all day long until my fingers, toes and nose go numb with cramp.

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ItsNotA2Mer
05/18/24 7:28:07 PM
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I saw the movie, it didn't end well.

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thronedfire2
05/18/24 7:35:58 PM
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I'm now the richest person on Earth

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DrizztLink
05/18/24 7:36:45 PM
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All the people pressing the button are killing each other, so I'll just leave them to it.

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Guide
05/18/24 7:38:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5a8f09a7.png

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Azn_Psycho
05/18/24 7:38:58 PM
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Cocytus posted...
If you push the button, someone you don't know somewhere on Earth dies as a direct result. BUT YOU get 1 million dollars.

Push the button?

Someone I don't know personally or someone I don't know at all?

I'll still press the button, but that changes how quickly and/or how often

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lucariopikmin
05/18/24 7:40:06 PM
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What if you know everyone on the planet?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/18/24 7:43:21 PM
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lucariopikmin posted...
What if you know everyone on the planet?

How would you know all 259 babies that were born in the last minute?

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Irony
05/18/24 7:44:15 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
How would you know all 259 babies that were born in the last minute?
Because he pushed the button that gave him omniscience in the last topic

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TheFalseDeity
05/18/24 7:44:27 PM
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Good time to practice spam clicking.

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ironman2009
05/18/24 7:44:32 PM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
How would you know all 259 babies that were born in the last minute?

He's the father

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ghettoraider81
05/18/24 7:47:23 PM
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Considering that after you push the button it then goes to someone that you dont know

no, I would not.

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ironman2009
05/18/24 7:48:35 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
Considering that after you push the button it then goes to someone that you dont know

no, I would not.

nah, pushing the button kills someone you don't know.

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ghettoraider81
05/18/24 7:52:59 PM
#25:


ironman2009 posted...
nah, pushing the button kills someone you don't know.


And who do you think is the next person to be offered the chance to push the button?

Someone you dont know

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Kimberly
05/18/24 7:53:37 PM
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Cocytus posted...
If you push the button, someone you don't know somewhere on Earth dies as a direct result.

do i know this before pushing the button?

because if it's not labeled i'd probably be a murderer by accident

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thronedfire2
05/18/24 8:21:08 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
And who do you think is the next person to be offered the chance to push the button?

Someone you dont know

TC didn't say anything about the button transferring or there being any other consequences besides one random person dying

120k+ people die every day, a few dozen random buttons presses are basically nothing

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Whiterun_Guard_
05/19/24 2:01:13 AM
#28:


Cocytus posted...
Once, but it makes you a murderer.
deal

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Hyena_Of_Ice
05/19/24 2:02:41 AM
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I have a hen named Button.
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projectpat72988
05/19/24 2:07:00 AM
#30:


Funny considering the way this place likes to view itself
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Whiterun_Guard_
05/19/24 2:07:30 AM
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projectpat72988 posted...
Funny considering the way this place likes to view itself


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Turducken
05/19/24 2:14:56 AM
#32:


projectpat72988 posted...
Funny considering the way this place likes to view itself

Exactly. Reconsider, people who don't want to push the button. You pushing it might get this guy. Talk about a win-win.

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Whiterun_Guard_
05/19/24 2:17:06 AM
#33:


Turducken posted...

welp


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Trumble
05/19/24 2:18:40 AM
#34:


If I push the button, it might kill someone who was going to push it and kill me. Better safe than sorry.

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projectpat72988
05/19/24 2:20:59 AM
#35:


Turducken posted...
Exactly. Reconsider, people who don't want to push the button. You pushing it might get this guy. Talk about a win-win.

Think you know something about me there bud?
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Turducken
05/19/24 2:34:51 AM
#36:


Yeah. That pushing the button has like a 1 in 8 billion chance of gettin' you.

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projectpat72988
05/19/24 2:41:52 AM
#37:


You were right on time. It was like I summoned you. Couldn't have done it better myself. Thank you.
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Turducken
05/19/24 3:19:52 AM
#38:


Was it like pushing a button?

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SHRlKE
05/19/24 3:21:47 AM
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If everyone had a button what % of the world population do you think would be wiped out over night?

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Glob
05/19/24 3:22:18 AM
#40:


Cocytus posted...
Once, but it makes you a murderer.

Not if we already are one. Checkmate.
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The_Korey
05/19/24 3:39:23 AM
#41:


thronedfire2 posted...
TC didn't say anything about the button transferring or there being any other consequences besides one random person dying

120k+ people die every day, a few dozen random buttons presses are basically nothing

The people in the movie about this were not told about the button transferring or other konsequences either.

TC also never described the potential deaths as "random", so I'm even more inclined to suspect that everyone pressing the button is killing the previous person who pressed the button.

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FurryPhilosifer
05/19/24 5:20:40 AM
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I don't think a million dollars would make me happy.

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absolutebuffoon
05/19/24 5:22:31 AM
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I wouldn't do it. This isn't the whole reason, but fun fact; there are a lot of people you know OF, but don't KNOW.

I don't wanna risk killing Oda before he finishes One Piece.

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ai123
05/19/24 5:23:58 AM
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Jesus fucking Christ, no.

I'm not going to murder anyone for money.

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SHRlKE
05/19/24 5:39:55 AM
#45:


FurryPhilosifer posted...
I don't think a million dollars would make me happy.

No but it would certainly help eliminate things that could make you unhappy.

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neccis
05/19/24 5:45:04 AM
#46:


MrMolinaro posted...
I push the button 4 billion times while drinking a beer with Thanos.


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Cocytus
05/19/24 11:34:00 AM
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projectpat72988 posted...
Funny considering the way this place likes to view itself
That's what I was thinking.

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joaquintall
05/19/24 11:51:45 AM
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I'm just going to assume that I've killed some massive d-bag (let's just say the odds are high) - win-win.
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MisterPengy
05/19/24 11:55:40 AM
#49:


No thanks, I already read this copypasta years ago.

OP is leaving out the part where the box is brought to you by a man in a suit. He is carrying a case with 1 million dollars in it. He says if you push the button, he'll give you the money, but some one you don't know will die.

So you push the button, he gives you the money, and he turns to leave. You ask him what he's going to do with the box that has the button in it. His answer? "I'm going to go offer the same deal to some one who doesn't know you."

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DrizztLink
05/19/24 12:01:04 PM
#50:


projectpat72988 posted...
You were right on time. It was like I summoned you. Couldn't have done it better myself. Thank you.
...you asked the dude a direct question and he answered.

What the fuck is this reply.

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