Current Events > The United States has never put a T-Rex in jail.

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Just saying. Has anyone asked themself why the US is so reluctant to arrest T-Rexes? I smell a conspiracy.

https://www.silive.com/news/2019/03/t-rex-declawed-prison-stint-awaits-him-for-illegal-drugs.html

Just sayin...

https://youtu.be/x1LZ4dFx34k?si=a4Z-9GJA7dwbuvvO

Trumble posted...

Just saying. Has anyone asked themself why the US is so reluctant to arrest T-Rexes? I smell a conspiracy.

It is a bit strange since they want to put all it's citizens in prison, why not a T,-Rex in jail? I think you're on to something

What crime would a T-Rex even commit? Jaywalking?

Unlicensed possession of small arms.

Rika_Furude posted...

What crime would a T-Rex even commit? Jaywalking?

Money laundering, probably.

It's cause the cops can't put handcuffs on them. They slide right off.

To be fair, the statue of limitations on their crimes ran out 65 million years ago.

ai123 posted...

Unlicensed possession of small arms.

okay, that was pretty funny

it seems that there is much media (Jurrasic Park, etc) presenting T-Rexes in a bad light making them seem like dangerous killers
but, in reality, there are no actual reports of any crimes committed by T-rexes and this is simply bigoted hate speech designed to encourage persecution of a victimised minority.

Though I understand that a T-Rump has committed a number of crimes and is facing legal actions in response to his actions.

ai123 posted...

Unlicensed possession of small arms.

Bit off subject but I read the file of a juvenile who was charged with possession of a weapon of mass destruction. I was like wtf? So I dug deeper. All he had was he stole a automatic rifle from a unsecured swat team vehicle.

When I think weapon of mass destruction I'm thinking like a nuke or things of similar levels of destruction

GetMagnaCarter posted...

it seems that there is much media (Jurrasic Park, etc) presenting T-Rexes in a bad light making them seem like dangerous killers
but, in reality, there are no actual reports of any crimes committed by T-rexes and this is simply bigoted hate speech designed to encourage persecution of a victimised minority.

So much dinophobia in our society :(

TREX Tha Saur's First Day Out track is fixing to go crazy.

Sufferedphoenix posted...

Bit off subject but I read the file of a juvenile who was charged with possession of a weapon of mass destruction. I was like wtf? So I dug deeper. All he had was he stole a automatic rifle from a unsecured swat team vehicle.

When I think weapon of mass destruction I'm thinking like a nuke or things of similar levels of destruction

Lol wtf. "WMD" is defined as referring to chemical or biological weapons or nuclear explosives (non-explosive nuclear weapons like dirty bombs are a grey area). No one would think even the most powerful plain old gun in the world counts. Even a MOAB wouldn't.

Too busy banging a gong to ever get arrested I guess.

That's because they never existed, duh

Hejiru posted...

To be fair, the statue of limitations on their crimes ran out 65 million years ago.

There's no statue of limitations for murder.

Trumble posted...

Lol wtf. "WMD" is defined as referring to chemical or biological weapons or nuclear explosives (non-explosive nuclear weapons like dirty bombs are a grey area). No one would think even the most powerful plain old gun in the world counts. Even a MOAB wouldn't.

Yeah threw me off too. Only got caught cause he posted pics of him holding it on social media.

Whatever swat team member left the car unlocked like that should get fired

We shot them all at once and bribed scientists to say it was an asteroid.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

We shot them all at once and bribed scientists to say it was an asteroid.

Chicxulub was an inside job