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GeraldDarko
05/19/24 4:12:57 PM
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For every beer, glass of wine, shot or equivalent, you get stun gunned for 3 second. It's free tho.

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Cheater87
05/19/24 4:13:31 PM
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No, that sounds horrible even for that short amount of time.

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itachi15243
05/19/24 4:14:15 PM
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I don't drink alcohol.

Edit: didn't read through properly. Nvm

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ROBANN_88
05/19/24 4:16:28 PM
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i don't really drink alcohol, so no

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Mechu
05/19/24 4:17:16 PM
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I don't drink

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Bishop_Hastur
05/19/24 4:21:18 PM
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Do I get stunned even if I'm just drinking at home?

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Trumble
05/19/24 4:23:03 PM
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I consume maybe like, 5 drinks a year these days. At that point the cost is negligible and I'd rather just pay it.

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Kradek
05/19/24 4:23:39 PM
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I don't think I'd want the alcohol at that point and would eventually throw up from repeated stunnings. One of the easiest passes I've seen here.

This is basically behavioral conditioning to get a person to stop drinking through shock therapy.

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archizzy
05/19/24 4:24:13 PM
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Yes.

It isn't for me though. I don't consume alcohol. I just want to watch everyone around me get the shit zapped out of them like I'm playing Syphon Filter and going ham on all the NPC's in the game.

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GeraldDarko
05/19/24 4:27:27 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
Do I get stunned even if I'm just drinking at home?
Yes

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BlazinBlue88
05/19/24 4:40:26 PM
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Oh damn I thought this was a one time stun. No way in hell.

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FL81
05/19/24 4:42:54 PM
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still a better drinking experience than drinking IPAs

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Vicious_Dios
05/19/24 5:12:41 PM
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Nope.

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Bishop_Hastur
05/19/24 5:33:57 PM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Yes
In that case where do I sign up?

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GeraldDarko
05/19/24 5:35:10 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
In that case where do I sign up?
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Bass
05/19/24 5:36:02 PM
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That deal doesn't matter to me either way since I don't ever drink alcohol. This might be the first deal on CE that's completely useless to me, lol.

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PerfectChaosZ
05/19/24 5:41:31 PM
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Make it marijuana and you have a deal

edit: oh shit every time? No Id die
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GeraldDarko
05/19/24 5:43:51 PM
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PerfectChaosZ posted...
Make it marijuana and you have a deal

edit: oh shit every time? No Id die
That one is hard to quantify if you're not doing edibles. How big is an average bowl or pull from vape? Alcohol has established standards.

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gmanthebest
05/19/24 5:45:04 PM
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I don't really drink that much. I could always open a bar and overcharge

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Vokrent
05/20/24 12:52:53 AM
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hell yeah

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ellis123
05/20/24 1:07:27 AM
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If I get a keg does that increase the stun gun usage, or is it still just three seconds?

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BucketCat
05/20/24 1:10:46 AM
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sure, but can I opt to pay for my drinks or illicit substances instead, and then get the freebies on special occasions?

like, let's say I go on a date with a pretty lady. we have a few (paid for, non-electrifying) drinks, and decide to go back to one of our places. things are getting frisky until...uh oh! drank too much for things to, work. then, I will say "how about a free drink?" and get shocked. suddenly i'm revitalized and back in action with a nice beer waiting for us to share when things are done.

could i use it like that? or will i get shocked regardless of whether i want to pay for the drink or illicit substance?

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/20/24 1:44:40 AM
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Does everyone get the results I choose, or does it just apply to me?

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Guide
05/20/24 1:51:07 AM
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Deal. I barely feel getting tazer'd, and now I can try incredibly expensive alcohol!

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GGuirao13
05/20/24 3:05:17 AM
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Hell no!

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