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CRON
05/20/24 4:53:46 PM
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Like who in the actual fuck is any of this meant for
https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/20/24159258/microsoft-recall-ai-explorer-windows-11-surface-event

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HashtagSEP
05/20/24 4:55:34 PM
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This seems like something that could be very useful for work purposes.

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solosnake
05/20/24 4:55:51 PM
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It will all be tied to your personal profile stored in a database for NSA to keep a file on store for you.

If you got nothing to hide then you shouldnt be worried, right?

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LeoRavus
05/20/24 4:56:03 PM
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99.9% chance before using the feature you have to agree to share the info with Microsoft.

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Dark_twisted
05/20/24 4:56:16 PM
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CRON posted...
Like who in the actual fuck is any of this meant for
https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/20/24159258/microsoft-recall-ai-explorer-windows-11-surface-event
Control freak parents who monitor every single action their kids do on a computer.

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1337toothbrush
05/20/24 4:57:00 PM
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Dark_twisted posted...
Control freak parents who monitor every single action their kids do on a computer.
Kids use a phone these days.

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BlazinBlue88
05/20/24 4:58:19 PM
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You computer already logs everything you do though. That's what computers do.
All this does is act like a more specific version of system restore.

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CRON
05/20/24 5:00:28 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
You computer already logs everything you do though. That's what computers do.
All this does is act like a more specific version of system restore.
I can't think of any real-world situation where I would need to use an exorbitant amount of processing power and data to turn back time on my PC.

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Gritty
05/20/24 5:02:53 PM
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Recall wont work with every Windows 11 computer. Youll have to buy one of several fresh new Copilot Plus PCs powered by Qualcomms new Snapdragon X Elite chips, which have the neural processing unit (NPU) required for Recall to work.
There are also minimum storage requirements on PCs to use Recall, as pointed out in the features FAQs page:
The minimum hard drive space needed to run Recall is 256 GB, and 50 GB of space must be available

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ClayGuida
05/20/24 5:04:29 PM
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As if they weren't already. What do you think Chrome, Safari, and whatever other browsers out there do.

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pinky0926
05/20/24 5:05:33 PM
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This was probably cooked up by the marketing department wanting to know how people use devices but it will absolutely be used for far more nefarious purposes

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BlazinBlue88
05/20/24 5:06:15 PM
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CRON posted...
I can't think of any real-world situation where I would need to use an exorbitant amount of processing power and data to turn back time on my PC.
Cryptolocker virus that locked your files and demanding payment to unlock them.

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UnsteadyOwl
05/20/24 5:07:07 PM
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"Windows 11 will keep track of all your activity to better target you with ads.. uh, I mean to tailor a personalized Windows experience. Just make sure to click the box to share your data with us so we can sell it.. I mean to help us provide an even better experience in the future."

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KajeI
05/20/24 5:09:21 PM
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The day this becomes mandatory is the day I got to Linux.

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BlazinBlue88
05/20/24 5:11:12 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
"Windows 11 will keep track of all your activity to better target you with ads.. uh, I mean to tailor a personalized Windows experience. Just make sure to click the box to share your data with us so we can sell it.. I mean to help us provide an even better experience in the future."
This is true too. Let's them see computer use behavior trends so they know what features to get rid of in future Windows versions. "Oh only power users use this one critical option in the settings. Get rid of it."

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CRON
05/20/24 5:11:43 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Cryptolocker virus that locked your files and demanding payment to unlock them.
In all fairness you have to be pretty damn stupid to get viruses these days

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BlazinBlue88
05/20/24 5:14:41 PM
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CRON posted...
In all fairness you have to be pretty damn stupid to get viruses these days
I was only providing you a reasonable real world situation regardless at how slim a chance you'd find yourself in that situation. Most people still aren't educated on how a computer or the internet works. Hundreds of people still fall for the fake "tech support" people remote connecting to their computer everyday.

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Rexdragon125
05/20/24 5:15:20 PM
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inb4 Windows 12 requires a NPU in your processor to run
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RetuenOfDevsman
05/20/24 5:16:21 PM
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I considered doing this for my game but it slows it down too much.

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HashtagSEP
05/20/24 5:16:42 PM
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I also don't know how many dumb development interns fresh out of college mess things up brew installing shit they don't actually need because they didn't listen, so I could see it being useful for going back on that instead of clearing it all and starting over.

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BlazinBlue88
05/20/24 5:18:35 PM
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HashtagSEP posted...
I also don't know how many dumb development interns fresh out of college mess things up brew installing shit they don't actually need because they didn't listen, so I could see it being useful for going back on that instead of clearing it all and starting over.
I know what your referencing and it's hilarious.

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HashtagSEP
05/20/24 5:37:38 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
I know what your referencing and it's hilarious.

Excellent, you recognize the struggle.

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Powdered_Toast
05/20/24 5:43:26 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
This is true too. Let's them see computer use behavior trends so they know what features to get rid of in future Windows versions. "Oh only power users use this one critical option in the settings. Get rid of it."
I'm so sick of this shit with Windows and Firefox.

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BakonBitz
05/20/24 6:14:26 PM
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Not sure how I feel about officially mandated spyware. Hopefully it doesn't extend to all Windows PCs.

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_____Cait
05/20/24 6:15:44 PM
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Its for information gathering, probably. They want to track people and sell the info, is my guess

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