Current Events > I'm so clueless when it comes to women sometimes lol (short story)

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Beany
05/21/24 12:08:05 AM
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I was at Goodwill today and there was this really pretty cashier, and when I walked up and started talking to her she was like, Oh, you have a really nice voice! And gave me a big smile. And I was just like, Thanks, you too! and left the store.

It was like 5 minutes before I realized she had been hitting on me lol

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MICHALECOLE
05/21/24 12:08:49 AM
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I love the movie clueless. One of my comfort movies that I can throw on at any time
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1337toothbrush
05/21/24 12:09:05 AM
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and then it turned out she just liked your voice.

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Touch
05/21/24 12:09:53 AM
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Vocaroo your voice tc so we can know if she was just being nice or actually into you

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Definitely not a hornypost
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Turbam
05/21/24 12:11:23 AM
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You think you're bad?
Sit down and let me tell you my tale.

I was at a party once, having a grand ol time.
Some girl walks up to me and tells me "you look like you get new pussy every night."
I laughed
And then walked away

MONTHS later, I remember it as I'm driving and think "that was funny, where does someone even come up with that?
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Beany
05/21/24 12:12:02 AM
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1337toothbrush posted...
and then it turned out she just liked your voice.

Well yeah true, but I asked some lady friends of mine and they said they didnt think shed say something like that without cause.

But for sure, that could 100% be, but the point still stands because I totally whiffed at shooting a shot either way. Like, even if she wasnt hitting on me there was at least an opening there for me to attempt to say something smooth.

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