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PiOverlord
05/21/24 10:26:01 PM
#1:


Do you think he has an unfair advantage that goes against the spirit of the game, or since it's his natural abilities, it's only fair?

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Ratchetrockon
05/21/24 10:27:13 PM
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pro sports should be capped at human olympic-level ability

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Irony
05/21/24 10:29:05 PM
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Pro athletes already use steroids

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deathproof12
05/21/24 10:30:42 PM
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Irony posted...
Pro athletes already use steroids

Everyone is on roids so it evens out
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Ratchetrockon
05/21/24 10:31:30 PM
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oh maybe they can have stadiums with red sun light + kryptonite to make it fair for superman to compete

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Prismsblade
05/21/24 10:35:54 PM
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No..
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David1988
05/21/24 10:36:54 PM
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Why wouldnt it be?

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__aCEr__
05/21/24 10:59:15 PM
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We beat aliens in basketball. We can do it in football, too.

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LonelyStoner
05/21/24 11:00:17 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
We beat aliens in basketball. We can do it in football, too.
Well.

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joaquintall
05/21/24 11:09:35 PM
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I'm pissed that Superman is doing small-potato stuff like saving Darwin Award candidates from falling over Niagara Falls.

He could be superspeeding the food chain to feed poor communities, using cold breath to sustain ocean temperatures, stopping wars by literally melting all of their weaponry, controlling wildfires, diverting hurricanes.

As for professional football? No. He has an unfair advantage. He literally cannot be stopped, tackled, caught. He could single-handedly win every football game without even trying.

Imagine... and here's the kick-o... and Superman has brought it in to end-zone with only ONE second off the clock. Folks it's gonna be a long night.

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ProfessorKukui
05/21/24 11:13:15 PM
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The Incredibles handled it well enough

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McMarbles
05/21/24 11:13:37 PM
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Irony posted...
Pro athletes already use steroids
How much steroids do you have to take to kick a football to the moon?

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PiOverlord
05/23/24 12:42:34 PM
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McMarbles posted...
How much steroids do you have to take to kick a football to the moon?
I could do it without steroids

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Baron_Ox
05/23/24 12:48:09 PM
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iirc, he plays football for a little in Smallville.

he had to convince his parents since they were afraid he might reveal his abilities.

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Ifrit
05/23/24 12:48:53 PM
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Depends? Is he signing with the New York Giants or Jets? Then yes. If he's signing with any other team, then no.

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lilORANG
05/23/24 12:50:43 PM
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Actually the research shows the kryptonians have no biological advantage to humans after only two years of exposure to a red sun.

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Were_Wyrm
05/23/24 12:55:49 PM
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More ethical than being a superhero.

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/23/24 1:23:36 PM
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What I wanna know is, if Superman plays basketball, and he hovers an inch off the ground instead of running, does he have to dribble?

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