Poll of the Day > Have you ever stolen toilet paper from work?

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DarthKalak
05/21/24 11:53:37 PM
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Seems like a great way to just not ever pay for toilet paper, if you can get away with it. Wondering what the statistics for this are

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rjsilverthorn
05/21/24 11:55:19 PM
#2:


Most commercial toilet paper is like sandpaper, so no.
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fishy071
05/22/24 1:23:59 AM
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I've used some extras to blow my nose while in the bathroom, but I don't recall taking unused toilet paper out.

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funkyfritter
05/22/24 1:38:24 AM
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No, I don't steal things just because I think I can get away with it.

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TheGuiltySpark
05/22/24 2:16:03 AM
#5:


My ass is pampered by Charmin ultra-soft. Nothing work provides ever comes close, so no.

Also, I don't steal stuff.
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Melody_JR
05/22/24 2:27:24 AM
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Id rather wipe with an angry porcupine. Ill bring my own toilet paper to work to not suffer that.

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Dikitain
05/22/24 6:51:39 AM
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Every place I have worked the toilet paper has made Scott's single ply look like the must luxurious, comfortable toilet paper ever.

So no, plus I have never been so desperate as to steal toilet paper.

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LinkPizza
05/22/24 7:02:40 AM
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Yep. Not good toilet paper, though. One guys was going away to a class for alike a month, so he bought a lot of stuff in advance. But it was WAY TOO MUCH I remember having to find a way to Tetris it all in one room. It was too much, so we unboxed most of it to fit it in all the cabinet, and all the counter tops. I remember leaving that building for a couple years. And when I came back, not all of it was gone. But around when we first got it all, I took both toilet paper and paper towels. Both sucked, but were free, which was nice. I think a few others did, as well

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MorbidEngel
05/22/24 7:25:40 AM
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Back during early lockdown we used office toilet paper at home because buying it through WB Mason was the only plausible way to get it from somewhere outside of a scalper.

It clogged our basement toilet so bad we had sewage water flooding the entire bathroom and had to get plumbers in and fan out the entire bathroom.

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Far-Queue
05/22/24 8:25:57 AM
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Of course I have a man's gotta eat

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reason
05/22/24 9:59:23 AM
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Sounds like a great way to tear your bung hole. Work is gonna buy the cheapest they can.

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es289408
05/22/24 10:02:42 AM
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Ohhhhh yes. I used to work for Procter and gamble, they had charmin ultra strong in the bathrooms, and bounty paper towels in the break rooms. It sucked when I stopped working there, I had to start buying toilet paper and paper towels

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ReturnOfFa
05/22/24 11:24:08 AM
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Definitely at some point.

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Yellow
05/22/24 11:30:04 AM
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That seems like a pretty dumb way to get fired tbh

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Cupcake2006
05/22/24 12:07:01 PM
#15:


No but I stole the "men" bathroom sign on my last day when the place was under construction and it was just sitting there.

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Roachmeat
05/22/24 1:37:11 PM
#16:


'No'

If anything, I've once bought toilet paper for my job out of my own pocket.
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PikachuMaxwell
05/22/24 1:50:28 PM
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I don't think I have.

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jsb0714
05/22/24 8:12:38 PM
#18:


DarthKalak posted...
Seems like a great way to just not ever pay for toilet paper...

Congratulations on your failure in life.

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Venixon
05/22/24 10:05:48 PM
#19:


No

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Ogurisama
05/22/24 10:21:23 PM
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rjsilverthorn posted...
Most commercial toilet paper is like sandpaper, so no.
Or so thin you can see right through it

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rjsilverthorn
05/23/24 12:45:13 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
Or so thin you can see right through it
Like someone took really cheap 2-ply and separated it into two rolls.
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GGuirao13
05/23/24 2:27:47 AM
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Never.

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Melody_JR
05/23/24 2:33:47 AM
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rjsilverthorn posted...
Like someone took really cheap 2-ply and separated it into two rolls.

Nah, it was Quilted and they use cheap child labor to have the plies hand separated.

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DarthKalak
05/23/24 11:48:03 AM
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jsb0714 posted...
Congratulations on your failure in life.

tough, but fair.

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wwinterj25
05/23/24 1:28:09 PM
#25:


Nah. I just use it and leave it on the holder.

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