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GeraldDarko
05/22/24 12:32:58 PM
#1:


I guess it's bad for you. Who knew?

https://youtu.be/jQJIqs5kLaw?si=EmP_evnL1z_x2oaA

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ItsNotA2Mer
05/22/24 12:33:41 PM
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What about on my gooch?

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GeraldDarko
05/22/24 12:34:17 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
What about on my gooch?
I think they need to do more studies.

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__aCEr__
05/22/24 12:40:32 PM
#4:


Keep your hands off my dick, FDA!

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evilpresident
05/22/24 12:41:51 PM
#5:


Good advice.

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Mad_Cow46
05/22/24 12:42:39 PM
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wonder if it cured the crabs

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C-zom
05/22/24 12:43:12 PM
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That quickly got horrifying. So he basically soaked his situation in herbicide, sealed it in with an expensive diaper, for multiple days? To do what? Cure what he thought was an STD that an anonymous clinic visit and prescription could clear up?

I skipped around but his entire body shut down piece by piece and this dude died with a violently shaking, spazzing heart and lungs rotted from the inside out.

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ItsNotA2Mer
05/22/24 12:52:23 PM
#8:


GeraldDarko posted...
I think they need to do more studies.

Until I hear otherwise, I'll consider it completely safe then.

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Tyranthraxus
05/22/24 12:52:24 PM
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I like this channel. It's basically just the medical parts of House.

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Enclave
05/22/24 1:01:22 PM
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C-zom posted...
I skipped around but his entire body shut down piece by piece and this dude died with a violently shaking, spazzing heart and lungs rotted from the inside out.

So you're saying he doesn't have the STI any more?

Checkmate nerds.

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wanderingshade
05/22/24 1:02:18 PM
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Horse paste eaters when crabs and lice

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Tyranthraxus
05/22/24 1:04:46 PM
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Enclave posted...
So you're saying he doesn't have the STI any more?

Checkmate nerds.
It's not clear if he ever had a STI. It could have just been cellulitis.

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MrResetti
05/22/24 1:07:10 PM
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Shut up, you're not my real dad
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GeraldDarko
05/23/24 8:51:15 PM
#14:


Bump to spread the message

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SpawnShadow
05/23/24 8:52:08 PM
#15:


No, no, let them try it. It'll be funny.
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CommonStar
05/23/24 8:53:53 PM
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How the fuck is someone this stupid?
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Cemith
05/23/24 8:54:25 PM
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You can't tell me what to do!

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sabin017
05/23/24 8:54:59 PM
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A CEman Became Too Horny. This Is What Happened To His Account.

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/23/24 8:55:15 PM
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Great channel

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cjsdowg
05/23/24 8:55:54 PM
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I had to stop when got to the diaper like not doing this with anything much less weed killer is going to damage your junk.

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Rika_Furude
05/23/24 8:57:14 PM
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Is it true that toxic chemicals are bad for humans
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C-zom
05/24/24 3:40:03 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I had to stop when got to the diaper like not doing this with anything much less weed killer is going to damage your junk.

Imagine being a grown ass man not knowing your skin absorbs things and has pours lol.

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Kai_Laguna
05/27/24 12:13:22 AM
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wanderingshade posted...
Horse paste eaters when crabs and lice
The funny thing is, ivermectin is actually a legitimate treatment for blood feeding parasites.
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Tyranthraxus
05/27/24 12:15:28 AM
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Kai_Laguna posted...
The funny thing is, ivermectin is actually a legitimate treatment for blood feeding parasites.

Really? I thought it was for like worms and stuff.

You'd need.... Somewhat ironically... Hydroxychloroquine for a blood parasite.

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LonelyStoner
05/27/24 12:17:53 AM
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Genuinely wish it took more effort to become a farmer than to become a police officer.

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Kai_Laguna
05/27/24 12:19:29 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Really? I thought it was for like worms and stuff.

You'd need.... Somewhat ironically... Hydroxychloroquine for a blood parasite.
I'm not sure if it's approved for humans to use it that way, but it is used to treat mite and tick infestations on horses.
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FolkenRawr
05/27/24 12:19:39 AM
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C-zom posted...
That quickly got horrifying. So he basically soaked his situation in herbicide, sealed it in with an expensive diaper, for multiple days? To do what? Cure what he thought was an STD that an anonymous clinic visit and prescription could clear up?

I skipped around but his entire body shut down piece by piece and this dude died with a violently shaking, spazzing heart and lungs rotted from the inside out.

I didn't watch the video... But like. I don't. What

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02fran
05/28/24 7:45:05 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Genuinely wish it took more effort to become a farmer than to become a police officer.
Don't you mean the other way around?
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Tyranthraxus
05/28/24 7:52:21 PM
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FolkenRawr posted...
I didn't watch the video... But like. I don't. What

tl;dr

  1. Really strong commercial restricted herbicide.
  2. Scrotum skin is thinner than anywhere else on the body.
  3. Stuff osmoses through scrotal skin 40x better than normal skin like your arms.
  4. His skin peeled off causing open sores which at that point you don't even have skin but he kept doing it anyway.
  5. One sip of this stuff is fatal and enough osmosed through his crotch that there was enough in his blood that it was like he drank it.
  6. It's highly destructive to lung tissue and reacts with oxygen making it unusable to the body.
  7. It can't break down in the liver, had to get expelled through kidneys.
  8. So much of it was in his body that even dialysis and blood oxygenation therapy couldn't save him.

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specialkid8
05/28/24 7:54:16 PM
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What, you gonna fucking narc?

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/28/24 7:55:47 PM
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Fuck, that explains the burning! Thanks, TC.

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GeraldDarko
05/28/24 8:05:45 PM
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Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
Fuck, that explains the burning! Thanks, TC.
I sprayed cologne on my junk when I was 15-16. Man, did that burn. Can't imagine what you're feeling lol

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/28/24 8:10:23 PM
#34:


Okay, but totally serious, the worst fucking part is the implication that he continued spraying that shit after they told him to stop at his first trip to the doctor.

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divot1338
05/28/24 8:18:22 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
Horse paste eaters when crabs and lice


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Trumble
05/28/24 8:21:39 PM
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Geez. Like. I can be a bit careless when it comes to this sort of stuff but I'd never think anything like that should be just haphazardly applied to the skin. Like... I'd MAYBE try something like that with ethanol. That's the absolute craziest I could even see myself considering, let alone doing. Not some fucking super potent weed killer.

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thronedfire2
05/28/24 8:22:50 PM
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what's next, the liberal media telling me not to use IcyHot as lube?

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
05/28/24 8:31:21 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
what's next, the liberal media telling me not to use IcyHot as lube?
I mean, at least IcyHot looks like it's meant to go on the human body.

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masterpug53
05/31/24 9:34:44 AM
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Doctors HATE this 1 simple trick!

...Mostly because it kills their patients.

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Beany
05/31/24 9:43:13 AM
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Also do not accidentally spill boiling spicy noodle water on them.

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divot1338
05/31/24 9:53:18 AM
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Dont use shampoo as lube. Youll pray for death if you do.

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neccis
05/31/24 10:00:29 AM
#43:


ItsNotA2Mer posted...
What about on my gooch?
Spraying the outside is fine.

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