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DKBananaSlamma
05/23/24 8:36:41 PM
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https://streamable.com/cpa85u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA

lawl

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electricbugs2
05/23/24 8:37:52 PM
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I remember Cr1tikal ripping it to shreds.

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DKBananaSlamma
05/23/24 8:38:28 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
I remember Cr1tikal ripping it to shreds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s

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Vicious_Dios
05/23/24 8:40:39 PM
#4:


Almost as good as this idea.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/86032c15.jpg

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ProfessorKukui
05/23/24 9:01:23 PM
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The people that designed that come out winning

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DKBananaSlamma
05/23/24 9:02:59 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
The people that designed that come out winning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

After taking apart the device, venture capitalist Ben Einstein considered the press to be "an incredibly complicated piece of engineering", but that the complexity was unnecessary and likely arose from a lack of cost constraints during the design process. It was described as being built to the specifications of commercial foodservice equipment, meant for heavy daily use, rather than a consumer appliance. A simpler and cheaper implementation, suggested Einstein, would likely have produced much the same quality of juice at a price several hundred dollars cheaper.

All that complexity just to squeeze a bag lol

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St0rmFury
05/23/24 9:05:41 PM
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I remember it comes with a bar code reader to ensure the juice packs weren't expired or something lol

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DKBananaSlamma
05/23/24 9:13:58 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
I remember it comes with a bar code reader to ensure the juice packs weren't expired or something lol
The real reason was so that the juicero could only be used for juicero packets.

The fake PR reason they put out was so that the Juicero can scan the packets and connect to the internet to ensure there wasn't an ecoli outbreak posted or something, which is bullshit >_>

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CassandraCroft
05/23/24 9:44:48 PM
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I have read all about and watched the videos on that joke of a machine.

Invented by another scam artist pushing his luck considerably.

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DKBananaSlamma
05/24/24 8:05:13 AM
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The Juicero guy also tried to sell "raw water", where you drink raw unfiltered water from the environment >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-Ye8SP708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz0tn9yBaRw

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PeteyParker
05/24/24 8:06:44 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/db567553.jpg

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Thanatos_the_Great
05/24/24 8:11:25 AM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
The real reason was so that the juicero could only be used for juicero packets.

And it turned out you could get pretty much the same result by squeezing the packets with your hands.

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MEGAsoldier
05/24/24 8:17:20 AM
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My old workplace made us sit through a powerpoint that was titled something like "what not to do in business" and was basically just 40 minutes of them shittin on the Juicero
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DKBananaSlamma
05/24/24 8:19:17 AM
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MEGAsoldier posted...
My old workplace made us sit through a powerpoint that was titled something like "what not to do in business" and was basically just 40 minutes of them shittin on the Juicero
lmao

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Karovorak
05/24/24 8:23:01 AM
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MEGAsoldier posted...
My old workplace made us sit through a powerpoint that was titled something like "what not to do in business" and was basically just 40 minutes of them shittin on the Juicero

I hate useless meeting/workshops just as everyone, but a workshop about "please, please for the love of god, don't be like the Juicero" sounds understandable.

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viewmaster_pi
05/24/24 8:42:23 AM
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the Amico of juice

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