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Robot2600
05/29/24 11:52:52 PM
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Super Meat Boy
Celeste
Cuphead
Oniken
Jump King
Blazing Chrome
Axiom Verge
Valheim
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
Huniepop

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Sayoria
05/29/24 11:56:33 PM
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So real gamers aren't retro gamers. Got it.

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DirkDiggles
05/29/24 11:58:11 PM
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Super Meat Boy
Celeste
Cuphead
Oniken
Jump King
Blazing Chrome
Axiom Verge
Valheim
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
Huniepop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylClCjUmcSU

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Beany
05/29/24 11:58:39 PM
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Played 4 of em but honestly not for very long, like an hour or 2 total lol (Celeste, Cuphead, Valheim, Bloodstained)

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Robot2600
05/29/24 11:59:19 PM
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many are retro-styled. if you're a real gamer you are keeping up with the times.

like, who is playing Oniken and Super Meat Boy besides retro gamers?

anyway, try to think about these things.

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05/30/24 12:01:42 AM
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MartavisBryant
05/30/24 12:02:04 AM
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:(
I've only played Axiom Verge and Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon

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Robot2600
05/30/24 12:03:36 AM
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MartavisBryant posted...
:(
I've only played Axiom Verge and Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon

sounds like you've got 8 games to play! if you liked those, Oniken has the same 8-bit aesthetic

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GuerrillaSoldier
05/30/24 12:04:12 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
like, who is playing Oniken and Super Meat Boy besides retro gamers?
let's be honest here. SMB is a pretty popular name and has rep in pop culture, and no one knows what the fuck Oniken is, not even gamers.


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ZeroX2010
05/30/24 12:06:02 AM
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Celeste
Oniken
Blazing Chrome
Axiom Verge
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon

Half of them, although Axiom Verge and CotM were the only games I beat.

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AceMos
05/30/24 12:07:03 AM
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ive played EXACTLY 3 but not gona reveal which


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Robot2600
05/30/24 12:10:54 AM
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it's huniepop, celeste and cuphead isnt it

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AceMos
05/30/24 12:11:18 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
it's huniepop, celeste and cuphead isnt it
nope

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Joelypoely
05/30/24 12:19:23 AM
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None of those

The only one which maybe interests me is Jump King

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Robot2600
05/30/24 12:19:57 AM
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there's a smoking hot babe at the top btw

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Alteres
05/30/24 12:38:39 AM
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I could agree the topic title to maybe three of those games.

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ShaneMcComez
05/30/24 12:53:58 AM
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I've only played HuniePop for a short while, which is an adult puzzle game with explicit, anime porn pics in it. I haven't played the others on the list. I guess that makes me not a real gamer then. Cool.

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Iyami
05/30/24 1:01:25 AM
#18:


Oh no I'm fake
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Glob
05/30/24 1:04:30 AM
#19:


Then I guess Im not a real gamer. Oh well.
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Cynyn
05/30/24 1:08:43 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
Huniepop
Real gamer huh? Lmfao. No SMB3/SMW, Crono Trigger, Legend of Dragoon, Breath of Fire 3, Skies of Arcadia, MVC2, OOT/MM, or if you wanna be more recent KOTOR, Mass Effect 2, Fallout NV, Ghosts of Tsushima, Witcher 3 I mean I'm missing a quite a few and do favor RPGs but get that real gamer malarkey TFOH.

*edit* I'd be remiss not to put Crono Cross and Final Fantasy Tactics on here. Spent many of my early childhood years playing those two the latter in particular.

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GrandConjuraton
05/30/24 1:10:12 AM
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0/10

Oh no, I haven't earned the moniker of "real gamer", D:

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wanderingshade
05/30/24 1:17:49 AM
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Super Meat Boy
Celeste
Cuphead
Blazing Chrome

I am the worlds strongest gamer

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Kamil
05/30/24 1:19:31 AM
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I was close to playing a few or being like oh I tried that, but no....

All I got is Cuphead.

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Ivany2008
05/30/24 1:25:30 AM
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Just going to point this out, Super Meat Boy was released in 2010, so its technically Retro, being nearly 14 years old.
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wanderingshade
05/30/24 1:32:00 AM
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It's vintage. Retro is like Purple and Teal jackets coming back in style.

And usually vintage is 20 years old. The Matrix is a vintage movie and so is Jurassic Park.

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Hambo
05/30/24 1:36:05 AM
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Aww yeah 0/10, babey. I got that #FakeGamerSwag.

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firedoom666
05/30/24 1:37:30 AM
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Zero for me. I don't play many indie games since I don't like metroidvania or roguelike games

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Kradek
05/30/24 2:21:30 AM
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Lol 0/10

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Mad-Dogg
05/30/24 2:26:53 AM
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Pshh, but did you play the power blade/shatter-hand like prison city?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e7f83591.jpg

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Mad-Dogg
05/30/24 2:31:18 AM
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Or how about the msx metal gear homage unmetal?
(Seriously though this game is pretty funny and fun in general. Same with prison city, lol).
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8d6c39d4.jpg

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winged_weltall
05/30/24 2:51:12 AM
#32:


Mad-Dogg posted...
Or how about the msx metal gear homage unmetal?
(Seriously though this game is pretty funny and fun in general. Same with prison city, lol).
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8d6c39d4.jpg

I literally just downloaded this game yesterday. It was on sale for $5 on PSN. I intend to play it soon. Looking forward!

Robot2600 posted...
Cuphead
Axiom Verge
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon

Played just these 3, all of which are really damn good.
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Charged151
05/30/24 3:41:44 AM
#33:


Robot2600 posted...
Super Meat Boy
Celeste
Cuphead
Oniken
Jump King
Blazing Chrome
Axiom Verge
Valheim
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon
Huniepop
I've played Celeste and Cuphead on that list. Guess I'm not a real gamer...

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MICHALECOLE
05/30/24 3:43:03 AM
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Ive only played cuphead and meat boy

both great games, both too hard for me to beat

Im just not as good as I was back in the day. Practice makes perfect and I dont have the time or energy to practice games anymore.

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Guide
05/30/24 3:49:15 AM
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All except for Blazing Chrome and Huniepop.

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Ratchetrockon
05/30/24 3:49:23 AM
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ive only played cuphead

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The_Korey
05/30/24 4:29:06 AM
#37:


Real gamers are required to play indi-games?

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neverwin
05/30/24 4:44:31 AM
#38:


Oh thank God it's another shit list.

I was worried I might have earned the real gamer title.

Cuphead and bloodstained are the only ones I played

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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
05/30/24 4:47:30 AM
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I've played 7 of those.

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Iyami
05/30/24 4:47:45 AM
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Cynyn posted...
Real gamer huh? Lmfao. No SMB3/SMW, Crono Trigger, Legend of Dragoon, Breath of Fire 3, Skies of Arcadia, MVC2, OOT/MM, or if you wanna be more recent KOTOR, Mass Effect 2, Fallout NV, Ghosts of Tsushima, Witcher 3 I mean I'm missing a quite a few and do favor RPGs but get that real gamer malarkey TFOH.

*edit* I'd be remiss not to put Crono Cross and Final Fantasy Tactics on here. Spent many of my early childhood years playing those two the latter in particular.
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teep_
05/30/24 6:14:40 AM
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AceMos posted...
ive played EXACTLY 3 but not gona reveal which


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Choco
05/30/24 6:22:25 AM
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only played super meat boy :(

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Rai_Jin
05/30/24 6:25:22 AM
#43:


real gamers have played at most 3 of these games, the first 3.

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neccis
05/30/24 6:26:50 AM
#44:


Like anyone cares about the lable you'd love to give.

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CompatibleGreet
05/30/24 6:28:53 AM
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Played 3.

I think axiom was free on ps plus and need to play it
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Deej
05/30/24 7:00:36 AM
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Played 0 of those. I've brought shame to my mother and father :[
...Or relief, depending on how they'd feel about having a gamer in the family.

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Vengeance29
05/30/24 7:32:31 AM
#47:


Only Cuphead.

That game hard.
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TheOtherMike
05/30/24 7:40:04 AM
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I haven't even heard of half of those.

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Robot2600
05/30/24 10:18:41 AM
#49:


Mad-Dogg posted...
Pshh, but did you play the power blade/shatter-hand like prison city?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e7f83591.jpg

o sick I put it on my wishlist.

Unmetal was already on my list, gonna get it sometime too.

Broforce is also really fun, but idk if it makes the list.

Anyway, I love RPGs as much as anyone but they don't really require skills.

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Quorthon109
05/30/24 10:19:44 AM
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Only played SMB and Celeste from that list. I own Cuphead and have played Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, though.

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