Current Events > Why do people in high fantasy movies talk like such dorks?

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lilORANG
06/16/24 10:19:37 AM
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They will rain upon this fortress like water on rock!

Buncha dorks.

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R1masher
06/16/24 10:29:40 AM
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The lady doth protest too much methinks

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HighSeraph
06/16/24 10:30:29 AM
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Not as big of dorks as everyone in FF14

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/16/24 10:31:53 AM
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we sure have come a long way since then...

on god, no cap, for real!
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K181
06/16/24 10:53:12 AM
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Catering to the audience.

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UnsteadyOwl
06/16/24 11:02:41 AM
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It's a fantasy world where people who dress up in elf costumes are dorks unlike in real life.

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/16/24 11:09:48 AM
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just got the idea for a movie where a bunch of DnD cosplaying dorks travel in time to the actual medieval ages.

unless someone already came up with such a concept already... lol >_>
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Fable
06/16/24 11:10:51 AM
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HighSeraph posted...
Not as big of dorks as everyone in FF14

We must needs must needs must needs.

@Caelthus

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lilORANG
06/16/24 11:34:43 AM
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Stop measuring shit in fortnights ya weirdos

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Tyranthraxus
06/16/24 11:41:44 AM
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Old literature where a lot of people base their fantasy narratives on primarily consists of only two things:
  1. The Bible
  2. Poetry
So that's where they get it from.

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MorbidFaithless
06/16/24 11:55:28 AM
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That's what I love about DND. Few people talk like that because that sort of speech is considered old fashioned in universe iirc.

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ROBANN_88
06/16/24 11:56:47 AM
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Shaka when the walls fell

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bsp77
06/16/24 12:00:34 PM
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K181 posted...
Catering to the audience.
Yep

Yes, I can be dorky too

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pinky0926
06/16/24 12:00:46 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
just got the idea for a movie where a bunch of DnD cosplaying dorks travel in time to the actual medieval ages.

unless someone already came up with such a concept already... lol >_>

Take your pick of any of a hundred isekai animes that came out just this year

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Persona
06/16/24 12:02:37 PM
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https://youtu.be/r6D8EUUV448?si=j5KoUaQJrhLNrTqP

much better

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/16/24 12:03:28 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Take your pick of any of a hundred isekai animes that came out just this year

was thinking more of a live action movie. like a fantasy comedy of sorts. but sure... lol
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vycebrand2
06/16/24 12:03:52 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
just got the idea for a movie where a bunch of DnD cosplaying dorks travel in time to the actual medieval ages.

unless someone already came up with such a concept already... lol >_>
Timeline would be close. Teenagers go back in time to find dad in the middle ages. It's a Paul walker movie though

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Shadowblade
06/16/24 12:04:43 PM
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TC calling US weirdos when he's clearly on a site like this.

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Boombam99
06/16/24 12:18:42 PM
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Wait until you meet this guy called William Shakespeare
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Billyionaire
06/16/24 12:20:25 PM
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Anduril, Flame of the West... forged from the shards of Narsil.

Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be...

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Pikachuchupika
06/16/24 12:24:33 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDT3_jVYAkI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREC15o1dUI
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Mistere_Man
06/16/24 12:28:51 PM
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Persona posted...
https://youtu.be/r6D8EUUV448?si=j5KoUaQJrhLNrTqP

much better

The ending with the screaming was great!

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Tsukasa1891
06/16/24 12:29:11 PM
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Persona posted...
https://youtu.be/r6D8EUUV448?si=j5KoUaQJrhLNrTqP

much better
I watched the whole thing, but all I heard was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxIkqbRR59s

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trappedunderice
06/16/24 12:29:31 PM
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How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil! Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles you eunuch jelly thou
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MartavisBryant
06/16/24 12:31:12 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE-0MHF9y9Y&ab_channel=blackputa

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Dakimakura
06/16/24 3:23:50 PM
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Persona posted...
https://youtu.be/r6D8EUUV448?si=j5KoUaQJrhLNrTqP

much better

Pretty much all of the terms used in that save a few are stuff that have been used on the internet and hip-hop/rap culture since the early 2000s. Probably even before then too.

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Scotty_Rogers
06/16/24 3:38:07 PM
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Mark Hamil, Harrison Ford and Alec Guinness all said they struggled with the dialogue in Star Wars and George Lucas's style of direction, so they eventually said fuck it and ignored the script at times lol

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Music_Rock_Cat
06/17/24 6:32:47 PM
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adds to the atmosphere

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thronedfire2
06/17/24 6:41:06 PM
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they're in fantasy movies, they are dorks

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MrToothHasYou
06/17/24 6:42:27 PM
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Alack and alay!

https://youtu.be/wfs2soQHFIM?si=lpaEsntsvNBpykfT

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RetuenOfDevsman
06/17/24 6:56:05 PM
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Because of Lord of the Rings.

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UnholyMudcrab
06/17/24 7:06:06 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Because of Lord of the Rings.
This is basically always the answer to any question involving why the fantasy genre is the way it is.

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Pikachuchupika
06/17/24 8:24:53 PM
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