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About to watch it for the millionth time.

Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who f***** the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that f****** pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your d*ck in a pie!

$15 bucks, little man
Put that shit, in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me owe me oh!

incredibly quotable movie with a ton of hilarious references and skits for both pop culture and beloved associated movies that came before it

knocked it out of the park, honestly

too bad he could never make something so fun ever again

The fuck is the internet?

It was just plain fun. Good movie.

"Make it fast, and sexy. And after you're done, you say 'ooooh, what a lovely tea party!'"

No no no. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep?

Boo boo, kitty fuck is still my pet name for my girl.

"Don't f*** with the Jedi Master, son."

Yes, I like it.

The look on Affleck's face when he points out he wasn't with a hooker today gets me everytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v92Xtt1eOi0

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Applesauce, bitch!

"The hell with this.
Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk."

We love this monkey!

I liked i when it came out. When I saw it again years later I didn't like it. I love much of the stuff of by youth, but not this.

It's been a while, but sounds like i need to give it another shot. Mallrats is my favorite, especially the theatrical one; the extended scenes make the movie worse and less funny.

*flips wildly through laser beams*

"Jesus Ben I said I'm busy..."

"Uh, no, me and Jason Biggs are naked in here. Buttnaked. Together."

Follow the rules of the book, and you get where you're going in no time. Excuse me ;)

SoIidLegacy posted...

Follow the rules of the book, and you get where you're going in no time. Excuse me ;)

No horny!

I enjoyed it, but it was definitely where those characters turned from "funny because they are such bad actors" to "trying too hard"

I am the C commander. When you see a C you'll see this face.

The C's real, it's the female O that's the myth.

This guy said he'd F a sheep!

well! look at these morose motherfuckers right here
smells like somebody shit in their cereal
buunngg! eh heh thatwasgood come in

Euripides posted...

I enjoyed it, but it was definitely where those characters turned from "funny because they are such bad actors" to "trying too hard"

I always thought Dante that was the worst actor. Despite his acting, Clerks was a great movie.

pedro45 posted...

I always thought Dante that was the worst actor. Despite his acting, Clerks was a great movie.

The charm of the original Clerks is that they ALL were terrible actors. Literally just Kevin Smith's friends who had zero acting ability

Euripides posted...

The charm of the original Clerks is that they ALL were terrible actors. Literally just Kevin Smith's friends who had zero acting ability

Try not to give a line a natural delivery on your way through the parking lot.

Shadowblade posted...

No horny!

Euripides posted...

I enjoyed it, but it was definitely where those characters turned from "funny because they are such bad actors" to "trying too hard"

YO! You guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that. We call it...Doobie Snacks!

I liked it back in the day. Kevin Smith lucked out getting Ferrel right before he blew up in popularity

Was my Kevin Smith movie actually. Made me want to check out the other ones

loved the film 20 years ago when I was a college stoner. watched it a year ago and was like "damn, this is immature as ****". lol. still watched the reboot though and liked it for the nostalgia.